Kewlies

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what you have heard is true....that kid is pretty rad, lol jk he is made of polynesian and faggot

According to TOW the only things that are cool are hip hop and dance techno. This just goes to show exactly how reliable Wikipedia is.

Cool is a word. Before young whippersnappers such as you decided to destroy the English language, it used to mean a temperature difference of somewhere between 1 and 15 degress fahrenheit lower than the relative temperature in the next room. Now, nobody knows what it means, really. Ask somebody what the word cool means, and they will tell you it refers to something that is cool. However, there's a good chance that they're just being sarcastic because who the fuck uses the word "cool" anyway? I mean, really?

Am I cool now yet guize?

fo shizzle!12

[edit] What is coolness?

Scientists have been pondering this for at least 100 years. This is because scientists want to be cool, so they can get pussy. Unfortunately, as nerds, they will never be cool.

MAAAD KOOL!11010!one

[edit] Things that are cool

• Swearing at furries
• Guns for fursecution
• Fursecution
• Wrestling HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
• Easy wimmins
• Quasidan's penis
• Dividing by zero. OH SHI-
• Smoking
• Whipping your dick out at old people
• Spontaneous raep
• Lulz

[edit] Things that are not cool

• AIDS (unless you have it.)
• Your mom
• Star Trek
• Elton John
• Paris Hilton
• You

[edit] How to measure coolness

The standard SI unit of coolness is Fonzies or simply Fn, in honor of the coolest cat ever. The Fonz. The formula for measuring coolness is: time x atomic coolness= overall coolness. Lets try an example! Jimi Hendrix started his music career in 1966 to 1970. That is 883008000 sec. (Which is 4 years.) Next multiply 883008000 sec. by the atomic coolness. The atomic coolness of being a kick ass guitarist is exactly 100.897 acu (atomic coolness units). Now, just multiply both numbers: 883008000 sec x 100.897 acu= 8.90929 x 10^10 Fn (fonzies.) Note: 1 Fonz is always written as: 1 (sec.)(acu) which equals 1 cubic Fonz.

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Coolness is measured in units called MicroFonzies (µω).

This also goes for you.

Cool is defined as being young, blonde, and laughing with some robots. lolwut.

Kewlies enjoy Jager bombs and group buttsecks.

[edit] How to be Cool

• Step 1...Do it for the lulz.
• Step 2...Repeat step 2.
• Step 3...????
• Step 4...Profit!

[edit] See also

• Pretty cool guy
• Your mom