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Ragnarok20

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Ragnarok20, more commonly known on the LJ xXzOmGsCeNeZxX as Happy Negro, is a drama thespian of Dogmongler proportions. He can normally be spotted on LiveJournal nagging the fuck out of other lolcows for violating LJ's Terms of Service, which he memorized by tattooing the entire code onto the flaps of his cunt. This may seem irritating and confusing at first, because it is, but it provides a never-ending supply of lulz from butthurt drama queens when they post pictures of Pete Wentz's cock and get called out on it.


The Nigga

It is common knowledge that Raggy is a negroid, meaning he enjoys many wholesome activities such as rape, watermelon seed spitting, and the world famous Cum Guzzling Olympics. When he is not busy trying to force white women into sex or stealing chicken breasts from KFC's buffet, Ragnarok20 spends his free time training for Ninja Academy, even though he knows it's pointless and silly, since no self-respecting ninja school would allow a porchmonkey among their ranks, amirite? Nevertheless, his moonpie skin color gives him ultimate night-time camouflage which assists him in his raping exploits. It is rumored among /b/tards that Ragnarok20 was trained under the discipline of Pedobear.
Ragnarok20 in his natural habitat.  Note the strong resemblance to Cockmongler.
Ragnarok20 in his natural habitat. Note the strong resemblance to Cockmongler.

Ego

While most AIDSy negroids know their place in humanity, Ragnarok20 decided to break the mold one day when he played too much Final Faggotry, adopted a name from it, and started telling Whitey right from wrong. Over time, his self-righteous Mary Sue attitude and desire to drive every emo 16-year-old girl bugshit surpassed even his desire for the Colonel's 11 secret herbs and spices. This could lead to another Habbo uprising, or worse - niggas making the same wages as whites or azns. But not to worry; everyone knows negroids don't hold jobs. For further reading/trolling, refer to his LJ ragnarok20 for great justice. You can also find his myspace here [1], or contact him via aim. His user name is StrykerBreed.


These are actual images of Ragnarok20.
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What a handsome young man.

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