Ragnarok Online

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Ragnarok Online is a shitty Korean MMORPG that is popular with 12 to 16 year olds who have no money and cannot play World of Warcraft.

Contents 1 Gameplay 1.1 Rules of NerfingBALANCING Ragnarok Online 2 Private Servers 2.1 Customization 2.2 Role-Playing Servers 3 Classes 3.1 Novice 3.2 Supernovice 3.3 Swordsman 3.4 Magician 3.5 Archer 3.6 Thief 3.7 Acolyte 3.8 Merchant 3.9 Taekwon 3.10 Gunslingers 3.11 Ninja 4 In-Game Marriage 5 External Links

[edit] Gameplay

The game is basically a weeaboo Habbo Hotel with pvp and leveling. Unlike Habbo though, you have to pay 10bux a month to play, making it slightly gayer, but the requirement of money scares off trolls. Also, if it's a Private server, be aware that everything in the game will be nerfed besides Assassins.

[edit] Rules of NerfingBALANCING Ragnarok Online

1. Classes must be nerfed if they can hit an Assassin.
2. Classes must be nerfed if they survive Sonic Blow.
3. Anyone that can kill an Assassin Cross in War of Emperium must be a hacker.
4. Status effects should be banned/nerfed cause Assassin Cross doesn't have enough vitality to avoid them.
5. Orc Lord card should be banned because Assassin Crosses can take damage from it.

[edit] Private Servers

Due to the extreme simplicity of Ragnarok Online's server software, there are over nine thousand (not fucking joking) private servers for this piece of shit, where the amount of experience points gained from killing the same FUCKING GODDAMN PORING 20 times ranges from 1x/1x/1x to 1000000000x/1000000000x/100% with up to level 5000 (normal piece of shit is up to 99). So basically, if you actually dish out the money to play this piece of shit, become an hero.

[edit] Customization

Sometimes people will add custom stuff to the game to make it better. You will usually see wings as big as your screen, Chii Ears, or Naruto headbands. If you see this (I won't question why you're even playing it), UNINSTALL.

[edit] Role-Playing Servers

Many private servers are entirely dedicated to using RO's setting and characters for serious, dramatic, character-driven role-playing. For reasons our nation's handsomest scientists have yet to deduce, these always result in out-of-character drama. This could very well be symptomatic of role-playing in RO in general, because this is pretty much the only way you can observe RO role-players without getting AIDS.

[edit] Classes

[edit] Novice

Piece of shit with the ability to become an hero plz.

[edit] Supernovice

Piece of shit with the ability to be every other class but still get one hit KO'd. Kind of like giving someone every rigged thing in the game but you still suck shit.

[edit] Swordsman

Typical Melee class. I like swords, amirite? Becomes a Paladin or a Lord Knight, but both classes suck shit.

Knight/Lord Knight

• Pros: It's impossible to make a bad knight.
• Cons: It's impossible to make a good knight.

Crusader/Paladin

• Pros: Can use a peco, and can support.
• Cons: Are gay as hell. Grand Cross can hurt you more than your intended target(s).

[edit] Magician

Does magic tricks. What else must be said?

Wizard/High Wizard

• Pros: Doesn't need to spend a lot of time hunting to be good
• Cons: Because there are no good wizards!

Sage/Professor

• Pros: Can fuck the enemy up. Big Time.
• Cons: Have to be a high level to do anything (survive). Impossible to level.

[edit] Archer

Imagine Archer without Gar. It's obvious what they use, but you can become a Clown or a Gypsy with this class. Amazing!

Hunter/Sniper

• Pros: Can shoot from a distance
• Cons: And do shit damage unless you spend your next ten years hunting a Thanatos card, in which case you should become an hero. It should be noted that since this is the only class that can reliably hit Assassins, it will generally be horribly nerfed.

Bard/Clown

• Pros: Can freeze the entire screen with a skill, can support your guild and party.
• Cons: Everyone has anti-freeze armor. Most of their skills need a dancer (basically a female bard) nearby to use, which makes them suck shit even worse because not only are they totally reliant on other players, they're so fucking rare that it's damn near impossible to find even another bard, much less a dancer.

Dancer/Gypsy Girl bard. Basically no difference from their male counterparts, except for the fact that their skills aren't as good, mainly because women are inferior to men. Every other player hits on them; thus, most dancers are male. Fights with a whip.

[edit] Thief

Only class people play as. Goes to Assassin Cross or Stalker, which are badass, cool, and sexy.

Assassin/Assassin Cross

• Pros: Can use cloak, can damage people while hidden with grimtooth.
• Cons: Everyone uses cheats to see you. The only way you can do any good damage is if you hunt for over 9000 ingredients and brew poison bottles for a 1% success chance. Soul Destroyer sucks shit unless you sacrifice your character's dodge, which is all you had going for you in the first place.
• PROTIP: For mega-lulz, give a poison bottle to a n00b and inform them that using it will increase the user's attack speed and power. Break out the popcorn for the ensuing butthurt.

Rogue/Stalker

• Pros: Can leave the enemy naked, ready for penetration.
• Cons: 99% of players have a buff that renders your best skill useless.

[edit] Acolyte

The game's pussy

Priest/High Priest

• Pros: Can heal and buff.
• Cons: Can ONLY heal and buff.

Monk/Champion Every monk gets Asura Strike.

• Pros: They have Asura Strike.
• Cons: Their only worthwhile skill is Asura Strike. Then after Asura Strike, they're fucked over and raped in the ass after a Paladin comes to inject PRESSURE.

[edit] Merchant

Guess, faggot. Okay, too hard for you? They sell stuff.

BlackNiggersmith/WhiteMastersmith Weren't they just fucking creative when they came up with "Whitesmith?" These guys are the class equivalent of jews. Semi-decent, but costs a metric fuckton of money because their strongest and only worthwhile attack costs over 9000 money to cast. Blacksmith evolves into Whitesmith, which proves that whites are in fact superior to blacks.

• Pros: Can carry shit loads of shit; can troll in PvP by breaking everyone's equipment.
• Cons: No ranged skills.

Alchemist/Creator Potion bitch up until they become creators, and then all they're good for is monster killing because none of their shit works on players.

• Pros: Homoncululz; Acid Demonstration
• Cons: They suck unless your enemy has high vit.

[edit] Taekwon

One of the new classes Gravity added because this shit is old and wanted more people to play. Kicks with their feet unless you're a Soul Linker. They usually die in one hit.

Soul Linker Take a failed melee character, and make it into an even worse sage variant.

• Pros: Can buff the other classes to make them stronger.
• Cons: One attack ability = no way to level or survive.

Star Gladiator A one-hit-death kicker that evolves from the one-hit-death Taekwon.

• Pros: Destroys MVPs with a Soul Linker; uses no SP.
• Cons: Completely worthless without a Soul Linker; similar to the Knight/Ringmaster mandatory pair from FlyFF.

[edit] Gunslingers

See Taekwon, except it uses guns. Also, people use this class to look badass like Assassin Cross, but don't come close.

• Pros: Basically, they're snipers.
• Cons: ...with shit damage and shit HP, the enemies stand right fucking next to you before you even start shooting, and no matter how one may go about raising one, it will have a crippling flaw in any variation. Cannot advance classes.

[edit] Ninja

The alternative to Assassins for Narutards. Uses knives, throwing stars, or ninjutsu magic.

• Pros: Can teleport to avoid damage when attacked; can hit from a distance.
• Cons: They die in one hit once their SP runs out, leaving them unable to teleport like the cowardly faggots they are. Like gunslingers, they can't advance classes.

[edit] In-Game Marriage

Yes, you can get married in this game, sadly. Marriage is usually used to make a Baby class, which, ironically, beats the fuck out of every other class. Also, it seems that fags have complained hopelessly about the fact that same sex marriages cannot happen. Obviously, it's because you can't make a fucking baby, but they think that it's the thought that counts. Some servers have opted to add this feature, but come on people, why are you actually caring about who the hell you marry in a game? It's just another guy anyways. OH SHI-

[edit] External Links

• Official Site
• Private Servers
• Worst Server
• 2nd Worst Server

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