Angry German Kid
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[edit] Video Description
This video, called "Angry German Kid" features a 14 year old German dumbass that seems to get very angry and aggressive about the FPS "Unreal Tournament" because it loads too slow and he gets killed several times, or in other words, sucks. He swears like a two-year-old and starts to smash his keyboard several times until it breaks completely. He makes twice as much noise as a woman in labor and has been remade over 9000 times in even shittier videos.
Angry German Kid Facebook group: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=5769087751
Correctly Translated:
HOLY FUCK!!1!oneoneone!!2!1 OVER 5 MILLION VIEWS!!1!!!11!2!
Dramatic Chipmunk is no match for Angry German Kid!
[edit] Replies
Not too suprisingly, AGK generated one or two repsonses:
| — Virus2J1 |
| — Punjer |
| — WynterSun |
| — Unknown Faggot |
| — Honk99 Doing it wrong |
This is of course ignoring all the shit about whether or not germans are inherently evil. After all, everyone knows they are.
[edit] Personal Information
AGK was previously considered a whiny noob until waging war against undeniably gay Chris Crocker, making him an international hero of sorts. It is speculated that AGK sharted all over Crocker's bitch face before feeding him to his legion of Hitler clones which he keeps locked in his basement.
[edit] Explanation and Background Info about the "Angry German Kid" video
The Angry German Kid video is about the "Killerspiel Debatte" (eng = killing games debate) in Germany. German politicans and media are faggots who think that playing video games like "Counterstrike" or "Unreal Tournament" makes kids agressive and trains them how to kill people. Which is most likely true, because everyone knows that all German people are Jew-hating Nazis.(Who cares?)
The trigger for this were 2 massacres at 2 different schools where at least 100 or 14-16 pupils got shot down and killed. Both killers became An Hero at the end.
The police found the video games "Counterstrike", "Unreal Tournament" and "Final Fantasy VII" at their homes. Obviously, this means that they were trained by video games and not just emos or closet furries to begin with.
This kid actually had severe problems (No Shit?). According to a newspaper article he was in a clinic solely dedicated to computer addictions. After three days he escaped, stole all the money from the receptionist and went to an internet cafe where he played for 26h without a break. Although this sounds cool, its always assumed by news reporters that it is not. This video isn't fake and only shows how addictive computer games can be. Around 50.000 people are addicted in Switzerland and online games make them even more attractive and tempting. In all honesty, having alcoholic parents is a greater indicator of teenage violence than playing video games. Disregard that, I suck cocks.
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