Raniko
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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Raniko is a woman. No matter what she says or how large she claims her erection to be, Raniko is a woman. Not some intersexed mutant like Chyna, but a genuine little lady. Remind her of this. Raniko is all you could ever want in an internet attention whore: an emo, transsexual furry with a history of being abused as a child – yes, she does indeed have it all. Except a penis.
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FTM tranny
| —How silly of us. |
Raniko is quite possibly the most sexually confused person on the intarwebs. Although Raniko has the body of a woman, she is actually a man. Naturally, she is offended by all those 16 year old girls who try to act like fabulous faggots with hair extensions creaming themselves over pictures of underage boys having buttsecks. Although she is too young to have surgery or hormone treatment, Raniko insists she is becoming more and more like her true self every day.
Despite the degenerate spawn she claims to be, Raniko is clearly very confused about her orientation. Since everyone knows being gay is a choice, she seems to flip between being homosexual (meaning she likes women. She's a man remember) and being a faggot (since she claims to have a boyfriend):
 First she claims to be like a faggot in the closet... |
 Then boasts about her boyfriend... |
 Then claims to be straight, since she is actually a guy and likes pussy. |
Some argue Raniko is simply a lesbian since, despite her love of women, she obviously craves the cock. Like all lesbians, she also strongly denies that she is a carpet-muncher since she does actually want a penis. Such ideas and arguments only Littlecloud could understand.
Further Sexual Confusion
Both before and after her Encyclopedia Dramatica article was published, Raniko had a deeply confused concept of sexuality - faggots, trannies and intersexed hermaphrodites were all mixed together in a melting pot of deviancy.
Now combine this with the fact she hates femboys, yaoi fangirls and "People who pretend to be FTM trannies just to get attention." . . .
 Despite the fact she had a boyfriend while claiming she was actually a guy . . . |
 And she just so happens to be a man with a pussy. |
 It's a sad, sad day when even the liberals are sick of your bullshit. |
Drama
Like all good emos, Raniko claims to have been raped at least three times – but no matter! Far from being depressed and frightened like most rape victims, she breaks out of her gloomy little shell and fondly remembers the fun she had at FA:
 Of course had he known what he was touching he would have left her alone. |
 See? Raniko isn't all doom and gloom! |
When the regular bullshit she makes up is not irritating enough, she will go into a long repetitive tirade about:
- How she is being oppressed for being transsexual (or, believe it or not, being mistaken for a woman).
- The various illnesses and/or injuries she is suffering.
- Further internet bullshit i.e. Second Life, her computer crashing, commissions going wrong, etc.
Her mother and father are the greatest cause of her online bitching, as her dad has accepted his daughter's gender-confusion and her mother has not.
Mental illness
As well as the wonderful selections above, she also claims to be an idiot savant – a retard with the mind of a genius. This, of course, is not so as genuine savants don’t have the ability to scribble in their e-journals about how they wish they were dead. In addition, she has many emotional scars as a result of her abusive upbringing. Of course, furfaggotry in itself is a mental illness, so there is little point in listening to her.
Raniko has a crippling fear of "Love Roller Coaster" by the Ohio Players, claiming it gives her nightmares:
| —Ramiko, being a pussy. |
Raniko & Ragnarok Online
Being the loving person that she is - Raniko does not limit herself to one person. She is happy to share her mangina to the rest of the world, including men, women and animals (fictional or not). But as anyone who has not been living under a rock will know, furries are happy to hump anything cute and fluffy.
After being banned twice from a RP-based Ragnarok Online server last Thursday, s/he/it went on to start her own. The following are examples of her most frequented characters, at least one of which has been remade on her own. Needs moar sauce, any takers? Server baleeted.
 Moar |
 Another character |
 TRAAAAAAAAAAP |
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 Raniko trying to convince people her characters aren't all just extensions of herself |
 Vitata x Priest? |
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 WTF IS THIS SHIT |
 Note the attention to detail. |
 OH GOD MAKE IT STOP |
 Honestly, mundanes can be so thoughtless. |
 Mpreg. Something clearly went wrong with her when she was in the womb. |
 She has a large and proud collection of pics such as these. |
UPDATE
Having destroyed her own server, and failing to destroy another, Raniko fell back on a previous server, where she befriended and then met someone IRL.
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[+Grin] FREE AT LAST FREE AT LAST! [+Grin] vin's gone [Mia[ptfo]] lol [+Grin] YESYESYESYESYES [Mia[ptfo]] Where'd Vin go? [+Grin] fuck if i care [+Grin] bitch threatened to break every window in my house this morning [+Hotaru] ..damn [+Yubi_Shines] Goodness. [+Grin] thats not even half of it [+Grin] theres filing false police reports, the fact she's a fuckin two face bitch, and that she got my parents involved [+Grin] i need a drink [+Yubi_Shines] That's, um, pretty special. [+Grin] theres the fact she's threatening to sue me over her tablet when she owes me 800 and change [+Yubi_Shines] ...a good tablet costs like 300 clams [+Yubi_Shines] Excepting the insane $2000 ones [+Grin] then she still owes me 500 [Mia[ptfo]] What happened to the tablet? [+Grin] she'd didn't take it with her in the running for her life stage of getting the fuck out of my house [+Yubi_Shines] Well, my point was that you generally sue when the money on the line is bigger than a few hundred bucks [+Grin] bah. you puny "logic" has no effect on vin [Mia[ptfo]] yeah someone stole my PSP and I have proof of such, but I didn't even bother. Wasn't worth the time. [Mia[ptfo]] And the landlord from our old apartment isn't giving us our security deposit back due to BS reasons but I'm not bothering with that either. ... although I do want to burn the apartment down. [+Hotaru] Sounds like you had an..interesting few days. [[+Grin] you don't have a fuckin clue [+Grin] excuse me. i need alcohol [+Grin] mmmm beer [+Tox] Vin...wasn't there a Vin in here? oO [+Grin] yes [+Tox] I see. oO; [+Hotaru] ohmy. [+Grin] why did no one show me her ED article -before- i let the bitch in my house? [+Tox] ..ED? o.o [+Grin] encyclopedia dramatica. [+Grin] a friend linked me to her page
Tl,dr; bitch got called out on her bullshit and proceeded to flee when Grin pondered doing what everyone has considered. Her lying about almost being raped is nothing new, but it has not been documented/confirmed to be bullshit until now. It also proves that ED can be educational, much like watching someone getting eaten by a bear teaches you a bear will fuck your shit up.
Reactions to Her Article
Raniko's reaction to having her very own article is as confusing as her stance on being a bisexual shemale - although she initially seems very calm about it, there are several tell-tale signs that perhaps she is not as happy about being on Encyclopedia Dramatica's hit list as she says.
Her Love of Encyclopedia Dramatica
Since discovering she had her very on page on this wiki Raniko claims she has the ability to laugh at herself and has even sent links to this page all around the internet (just like Firedarkdragon did which we all know worked so well). Of course if Raniko does ever want to edit her page she is free to do so. We would welcome her with open arms.
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Raniko on Failcadia
Vin/Vango also has a nasty habit of pretending so hard that SHE actually enjoys the lulz when in fact you can tell on the other side of the screen she's about to either cry or toss the monitor right out the window. She LOVES to try and blend in with the other trollers in an attempt to feel she is part of the flock or that nothing bothers her. She will actually rant on and on about how NOTHING bothers her, a big BIG continuity of how you should understand that nothing YOU say to her makes her BAWWWW and the entire time she insists on making it fact, she really is just bawwwwing about it. Her high and mighty online ego is only served right next to her big fag e-penis in the quest to make herself look better, braver and "cooler" than anyone else on the internet. Of course we all know where that always ends up. Basement dwellers of America RISE UP!
 SHE'S NOT AN ELITIST! |
 Showing off to her friends |
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 The accused asshole who wrote this article. |
UPDATE!!! IT ADMITS IT'S A GIRL!!!
Magically she also claims she is no longer a tranny - proving that contrary to what therapists say, being a transsexual is a choice and so-called sufferers should just snap out of it.
| —Raniko, finally giving up on her FTM Tranny Fad |
Its true. On the 13th of October 2008 Raniko was questioned in an MSN chat as to when she would fuck up her body irreparably by having her vagoo mutilated and turned into a fake cock, she told the EDiot they call Grobino that I very recently had a change of heart, and I'm not doing anything. ~~ He/She/It is also getting sick of people asking because I'm not reassigning anything. People ask me that all the time. Evidently Raniko needs to realize that if she puts up shocking news people are going to take a keen interest.
DELETE (almost) EVERYTHING
Despite having plenty of success on DevianTART (by tartlet standards) shortly after showing her ED article to the world Raniko abruptly left DA. This may or may not have had something to do with the pain series collection which briefly had a home on this page while she was announcing her pride to the world.
 Sadly it won't last. |
 Of course not. |
You will be happy to know Raniko is still merrily masturbating on Furaffinity - where furries are alot less tolerant of ED.
ANOTHER UPDATE!
Raniko has just admitted to being a boy on Fridays, a girl on Sundays and a hermaphrodite in June. She also appears to have trouble keeping her stories consistent, and enjoys updating her own ED article with such shocking confessions. But we're all just here to have fun, right?
Trivia
- She apparently wrote an article right here on ED. Although admittedly she is as confused as everybody else about the matter.
- Did you know if you constantly call her a girl and say she's a she, she'll BAWWWWWW in seconds?
Contact Info
- Email: vango@ymail.com
- MSN: nijimitsukai@gmail.com
- AIM: Therapriest/lol vango
- Furcadia: Vango/Vin
External links
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Her Ragnarok Online ServerDeleted - raniko on LiveJournal
- Raniko on Youtube
- Her FailAffinity Featuring an extra-long BAWWW about her parents under the guise of a fanfic.
- Her DeviantART
- lesserpixels on DevianTART And another
- 408703658 on Myspace
- On SleazyArt Seems to have been forgotten for quite a while.
- A sickeningly sweet message to her BFF
- Oh God, she's on AGNPH
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