Raniko

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Raniko went through several years of therapy and retained her male persona. This is proof you cannot cure transsexuals by manipulating them. Raniko also suffered abuse at the hands of her parents and retained her male persona. This is proof you cannot cure transexuals by beating them. Raniko suddenly decided that after 13 years she really was female after all shortly after her ED article was published. This is proof Encyclopedia Dramatica will not believe any of the bullshit furries claim to be suffering.

Raniko is a woman. No matter what she says or how large she claims her erection to be, Raniko is a woman. Not some intersexed mutant like Chyna, but a genuine little lady. Remind her of this. Raniko is all you could ever want in an internet attention whore: an emo, transsexual furry with a history of being abused as a child – yes, she does indeed have it all. Except a penis.

Contents 1 FTM tranny 1.1 Further Sexual Confusion 1.2 Drama 1.3 Mental illness 2 Raniko & Ragnarok Online 3 Reactions to Her Article 3.1 Her Love of Encyclopedia Dramatica 3.2 Raniko on Failcadia 3.3 UPDATE!!! IT ADMITS IT'S A GIRL!!! 3.4 DELETE (almost) EVERYTHING 4 Trivia 5 Contact Info 6 External links

[edit] FTM tranny

“	I hate yaoi. o_O Where the fuck did you get that I like it? I make fun of it, maybe you just misunderstood.	„
—How silly of us.

Raniko is quite possibly the most sexually confused person on the intarwebs. Although Raniko has the body of a woman, she is actually a man. Naturally, she is offended by all those 16 year old girls who try to act like fabulous faggots with hair extensions creaming themselves over pictures of underage boys having buttsecks. Although she is too young to have surgery or hormone treatment, Raniko insists she is becoming more and more like her true self every day.

Despite the degenerate spawn she claims to be, Raniko is clearly very confused about her orientation. Since everyone knows being gay is a choice, she seems to flip between being homosexual (meaning she likes women. She's a man remember) and being a faggot (since she claims to have a boyfriend):

First she claims to be like a faggot in the closet...

Then boasts about her boyfriend...

Then claims to be straight, since she is actually a guy and likes pussy.

Some argue Raniko is simply a lesbian since, despite her love of women, she obviously craves the cock. Like all lesbians, she also strongly denies that she is a carpet-muncher since she does actually want a penis. Such ideas and arguments only Littlecloud could understand.

[edit] Further Sexual Confusion

Being the loving person that she is - Raniko does not limit herself to one person. She is happy to share her mangina to the rest of the world, including men, women and animals (fictional or not). But as anyone who has not been living under a rock will know, furries are happy to hump anything cute and fluffy.

WTF IS THIS SHIT	Note the attention to detail.	OH GOD MAKE IT STOP	Honestly, mundanes can be so thoughtless.
Mpreg. Something clearly went wrong with her when she was in the womb.	She has a large and proud collection of pics such as these.

[edit] Drama

Like all good emos, Raniko claims to have been raped at least three times – but no matter! Far from being depressed and frightened like most rape victims, she breaks out of her gloomy little shell and fondly remembers the fun she had at FA:

Of course had he known what he was touching he would have left her alone.

See? Raniko isn't all doom and gloom!

When the regular bullshit she makes up is not irritating enough, she will go into a long repetitive tirade about:

• How she is being oppressed for being transsexual (or, believe it or not, being mistaken for a woman).

• The various illnesses and/or injuries she is suffering.

• Further internet bullshit i.e. Second Life, her computer crashing, commissions going wrong, etc.

• Her abusive parents.

Her mother and father are the greatest cause of her online bitching, as her dad has accepted his daughter's gender-confusion and her mother has not.

[edit] Mental illness

As well as the wonderful selections above, she also claims to be an idiot savant – a retard with the mind of a genius. This, of course, is not so as genuine savants don’t have the ability to scribble in their e-journals about how they wish they were dead. In addition, she has many emotional scars as a result of her abusive upbringing. Of course, furfaggotry in itself is a mental illness, so there is little point in listening to her.

Raniko has a crippling fear of "Love Roller Coaster" by the Ohio Players, claiming it gives her nightmares:

“	I can't listen to 'Love Rollercoaster' by the Ohio Players. That song gives me nightmares. I was being driven home the other day and it came on the radio. I was dozing off in the passenger's seat... And suddenly, in the middle of the song, I heard this weird screaming sound. It scared me so bad I jumped in my seat. It's IN THE SONG. It sounds so fucking scary. Like a dying...something. I didn't even want to hear it again, but I checked YouTube to see if it was a part of the song and when I heard it again, I couldn't sleep with the lights off. I realize that kind of thing makes me look like a pussy, but dear lord, it was scary. Those kinds of things scare me badly. :( I lose nights of sleep thanks to simple things that freak me out.	„
—Ramiko, being a pussy.

[edit] Raniko & Ragnarok Online

After being banned from a RP-based Ragnarok Online server last Thursday, s/he/it went on to start her own. The following are examples of her most frequented characters, at least one of which has been remade on her own. Needs moar sauce, any takers?

Proof Raniko LOVES man-on-man action	Moar	Another character	TRAAAAAAAAAAP
MTF? I wouldn't hit it	Raniko trying to convince people her characters aren't all just extensions of herself	Vitata x Priest?	Not gay

[edit] Reactions to Her Article

Raniko's reaction to having her very own article is as confusing as her stance on being a bisexual shemale - although she initially seems very calm about it, there are several tell-tale signs that perhaps she is not as happy about being on Encyclopedia Dramatica's hit list as she says.

[edit] Her Love of Encyclopedia Dramatica

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[edit] Raniko on Failcadia

Vin/Vango also has a nasty habit of pretending so hard that SHE actually enjoys the lulz when in fact you can tell on the other side of the screen she's about to either cry or toss the monitor right out the window. She LOVES to try and blend in with the other trollers in an attempt to feel she is part of the flock or that nothing bothers her. She will actually rant on and on about how NOTHING bothers her, a big BIG continuity of how you should understand that nothing YOU say to her makes her BAWWWW and the entire time she insists on making it fact, she really is just bawwwwing about it. Her high and mighty online ego is only served right next to her big fag e-penis in the quest to make herself look better, braver and "cooler" than anyone else on the internet. Of course we all know where that always ends up. Basement dwellers of America RISE UP!

SHE'S NOT AN ELITIST!

Showing off to her friends

The accused asshole who wrote this article.

[edit] UPDATE!!! IT ADMITS IT'S A GIRL!!!

Magically she also claims she is no longer a tranny - proving that contrary to what therapists say, being a transsexual is a choice and so-called sufferers should just snap out of it.

“	But yeah. I lost interest entirely, despite being thoroughly convinced for 13 years.	„
—Raniko, finally giving up on her FTM Tranny Fad

Its true. On the 13th of October 2008 Raniko was questioned in an MSN chat as to when she would fuck up her body irreparably by having her vagoo mutilated and turned into a fake cock, she told the EDiot they call Grobino that I very recently had a change of heart, and I'm not doing anything. ~~ He/She/It is also getting sick of people asking because I'm not reassigning anything. People ask me that all the time. Evidently Raniko needs to realize that if she puts up shocking news people are going to take a keen interest.

[edit] DELETE (almost) EVERYTHING

Despite having plenty of success on DevianTART (by tartlet standards) shortly after showing her ED article to the world Raniko abruptly left DA. This may or may not have had something to do with the pain series collection which briefly had a home on this page while she was announcing her pride to the world.

Sadly it won't last.

Of course not.

You will be happy to know Raniko is still merrily masturbating on Furaffinity - where furries are alot less tolerant of ED.

[edit] Trivia

• She apparently wrote an article right here on ED. Although admittedly she is as confused as everybody else about the matter.
• Did you know if you constantly call her a girl and say she's a she, she'll BAWWWWWW in seconds?

[edit] Contact Info

• Email: vango@ymail.com
• MSN: nijimitsukai@gmail.com
• AIM: Therapriest/lol vango
• Furcadia: Vango/Vin

[edit] External links

• Her Ragnarok Online Server
• raniko on LiveJournal
• Raniko on Youtube
• Her FailAffinity Featuring an extra-long BAWWW about her parents under the guise of a fanfic.
• Her DeviantART

• lesserpixels on DevianTART And another

• 408703658 on Myspace
• On SleazyArt Seems to have been forgotten for quite a while.
• A sickeningly sweet message to her BFF
• Oh God, she's on AGNPH

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