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Mathematics

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Garfield solves some complex equations IRL

Mathematics is a tired old old meme. Everyone was born with preternatural knowledge of math, and can achieve pinnacles of brilliance even while sleeping. It has numerous numbers in it, unique squiggly symbols and significant irrational actors. It is suggested that mathematics not be attempted under the influence, as it is difficult to drink and derive at the same time. Math, like breathing, needs to be done at all times. The difference between the two is math is no fucking fun to do.

1 Math in the Middle Ages
2 With mathematics you can
3 Common math Mistakes
4 Important Mathematical Theorems and Identities
5 Basic Math Video
6 Gallery
7 See Also

[edit] Math in the Middle Ages

$some things you cant do with math$

some things you cant do with math

/b/ are smart

Back before the time of enlightenment, when the earth was ruled by level 60 barbs, mathematics were not only frowned upon, but was also proof of the devils influence on men. (For more on "devils influence" see Jews) This widespread belief that numbers were Satan's language is attributed by most lulztorians to the existence of mathemagicians. Mathemagicians were high level mages who cast numerical spells on the village people. Most were fed to lions. This caused great envy from Catholics. They saw this as the mathemagicians way of stealing their fire.

[edit] With mathematics you can

Recreate Jurassic Park.
Hack the Matrix
Travel back in time, to become your own father.
Measure your penis and/or vagina.
Work in a fish and chip shop and give the incorrect change to customers.
Calculate the length of Longcat
Cheat at Dungeons & Dragons.
Pick up chicks (ahahahHAHAHAHJAAHAJAAAhahaaahaha)
Determine the chances of you losing your virginity (0%) to a farm animal (99%)
Calculate the exact speed of your scull as it cracks the payment after jumping off the roof of your apartment.
Spend all your time doing calculus instead of learning how to speak. This leads to spelling mistakes like scull. or just being fucking stupid and using words like payment when you actually mean something else.
End up crippled like Stephen Hawking.

[edit] Common math Mistakes

2+2=4 (No, 2+2 = Vagina)

[edit] Important Mathematical Theorems and Identities

Venn Diagram of the Baby Fur Conjecture, note: baby furs ⊂ furries ⊂ the batshit insane

Axioms:

Do not talk about /b/ (Rule 1)
Do NOT talk about /b/ (Rule 2)
We are Anonymous (Rule 3)
Anonymous is Legion. (Rule 4)
Anonymous never forgives. (Rule 5)
Anonymous is still able to deliver (Rule 7)
Arguing with Troll ≡ Troll WINS. (Rule 14)
Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality (Rule 22)

(PROTIP: any proof involving Rule 1, 2 or 3 is automatically a contradiction, leave them alone)

Set Theory:

{Girls} ∩ {People on the Internet} = ∅. (Rule 30)
{set of girls on the internet} ⊂ {set of men on the internet}. (Rule 29 (a), logically equivalent to Rule 30)
{set of kids on the internet} ⊂ {set of undercover FBI agents} ∪ {Chris Hansen}. (Rule 29 (b) w/ Chris Hansen)
{set of things that exist} ≡ {set of things that have pornography about it}. Rule 34
{X: X is sacred} ≡ ∅. (Rule 42)
{set of things to be taken seriously} ≡ ∅. (Rule 20)
∀ X: X ∈ {reposts}, X ∈ {reposts of reposts}. (Rule 24)
Anonymous ∈ {set of horrible, uncaring monsters} (Rule 6)
{set of rules about posting} ⊄ {set of real rules} (Rule 8)
{set of rules about moderation} ⊄ {set of real rules} (Rule 9)
{set of things you can say} ⊂ {set of things that can be altered} (Rule 13)

Conditionals:

X exists ⇒ X has porn ∨ Porn containing X has yet to be made (can be taken as an Axiom).
If X claims to be a Girl ⇒ X is a man (corollary of: ~ ∃ Girls on the internet). (Rule 30)
If X claims to be underaged ⇒ X is a FBI agent ∨ X is Chris Hansen. (Rule 29 (b) w/ Chris Hansen)
If X is to be talked about ⇒ X is not /b/. (Rules 1 & 2)
If X is a repost ⇒ X is a repost of a repost. (Rule 24)
If X is fucked up ⇒ ∃ Y more fucked up than X. (Rule 36)
Let P be the proposition: You like rival sites. P ⇒ ¬P (Rule 10, See also: Paradox)
∀X: X is a carefully picked argument of yours ⇒ X can be easily ignored. (Rule 11)
∀X: X is something you say ⇒ X can be used against you. (Rule 12)
∀X: X can be labeled ⇒ X can be hated. (Rule 18)
Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality (Rule 23)
- Proof: Suppose Rule 22 is true. Rule 23 = Rule 22. ∴ Rule 23 is true. QED.

General Theorems:

Division by Zero is not possible. (Rule 37)
TITS ∨ GTFO. (Rule 31)
How hard you try ∝ how hard you fail. (Rule 15)
An object's beauty/pureness ∝ satisfaction attained by it's corruption. (Rule 43)
As time → ∞, WIN → FAIL. (Rule 17)
As FAIL → ∞, FAIL → EPIC FAIL. (Rule 16)
As length N of thread T → ∞, P(∃ a post in T comparing somebody to Nazis/Hitler | N) = 1 (Godwin's Law)
The time span of original content from birth to old meme << the total lifetime of a meme. (Rule 21)
Relevance to OP ∝ 1/n, where n is the number of posts in the thread. (Rule 25)
Your hate of X ∝ Strength of X. (Rule 19)

Fur-analysis: (a sub-discipline of mathematical anthropology)

{Furries} ⊂ {Bat Shit Insane People}. (conjecture, not yet a rule)
If X exists ⇒ ∃ Furry Porn with X (Rule 46)
{Furries} ∩ {Pedos} ≡ {Cub Artists}
{Furries} ⊂ {Srs business}

[edit] Basic Math Video

An educational film for Math Students

[edit] Gallery

Oh, surely I am not doing these radical expressions for nothing! Give me some real world examples!	lolwut?	A typical math problem	Women are especially dumb when it comes to math.
the correct answer to any math problem	Math is hard.	Jesus christ, it's math! Get in the car!