RebelChild
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| —RebelChild |
Younger man: "Oh okay"
Sondra: "Which one do you like?"
Younger man: "The young one is hot"
Sondra: "Oh yeah that's me"
RebelChild is a no-nonsense rootin' tootin' gun totin' cougar on YouTube. When she's not busy threatening the pedderfiles with her internet gun, she can be found attention-whoring on one of her many socks, in hot pursuit of a personal army. Although she'd like to be remembered for "cleaning up" YouTube, what she's best known for is uploading pics of girls way younger and hotter than her, and trying to pass herself off as them.
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Humble Beginnings
When Sondra first came to YouTube, she tried to make a name for herself by namefagging people she thought were well known, such as Mission Myspace, and Petra Luna. She even went so far, at one point, as to say that Petra Luna was going to hand her elite strike force over to her. Of course, this never happened, and Sondra went off in search of one of her very own.
Socks-R-Us
As Sondra quickly found out, building a squad of goons is tough work. After trying and failing several times, she came to the realization that it would be much easier to just become her own sock army, via sockpuppets and wackery. Here's the current list of her KNOWN socks faggotry. It's guaranteed that there are still others out there somewhere, lurking deep in the core of the internet.
- ConstipatedDiahrea
- DurtyAnna16 <- pretending to be a kid
- GracieLuvsPink
- HijackingReality
- HollaBackGirlllllll <- her Gwen Stefani channel
- HuddleHouse247
- hugzzzzzzz4u
- iDontGivaSchitt
- iHearCrazyVoices
- lLoveNerds <- her cancer channel
- JimbosBaconDelivery
- KarenWaIker
- LilMissMeatyAnon
- LiPsOFaANGEL14 <- pretending to be her daughter (she changed the pic now)
- MadeaPieceBeSteele
- MzWonderWoman2U
- NarcissticBitch
- notwhiiic <- her nazi channel
- OMGwtfSTFUwhore
- 0pticalillusion <- under construction
- paulacandance
- PleaseMakeMeStop <- her furry channel
- RebelChiId
- RodBurchFan
- ShaNaNaRules <- her negro channel
- TakingBackMyBrave
- teenytinylittleme
- THELMAandLOUISEroll
- VanillaLiceLiceBaby <-her wigger channel
- ViolateMyself <- her wanna-be alien channel
- WAFFLEHOUSE2000
- Warrior0nAWarpath <- umm, injun?
- WarrioronAWarpath
- WavesOfReaction <- best one yet, now she's a biker lol
- xxRebelChildxx
- yourMAwarnedUaboutME
Protector Of Children, wait WUT?
Last Thursday as Internet Detectives mined her, it was discovered that the high profile pedo-hunting badass was actually using her own kid as bait for the pedderfiles. The background pic was her daughter dressed in a cheerleader outfit, and she had used that channel (LiPsOFaANGEL14) to attract sexual predators living in the same state. Awesome parenting skills, Sondra!
Sondra <3's Anonymous
On several occasions, Sondra has even tried and failed to cougar Anonymous for her personal army. Equipped with a keen insight about Anonymous, and a few stolen pics, she's systematically e-whored her way across the interbutts jumping from guy to guy to guy. Her typical MO is to send her intended victim pics of herself mixed with pics of models. Whichever picture the guy chooses as hotter, she claims as her own.
Trivia
- Sondra is 42 years old, and still lives at home with her daddy.
- Her father is a card-carrying member of the KKK. Srsly.
- Sondra is addicted to painkillers.
- Sondra once married a man strictly for money.
- Sondra's breasts were made possible by her divorce settlement.
- Her favorite saying is "I WON'T BACK DOWN!".
- Claims to have "modeled", but can only produce pics of other models.
- Has an identical twin sister, who stole her husband, merely by being "not Sondra".
- Claims to be a "Psych Social Worker" when, in fact, she's unemployed.
- Is frequently seen prowling the tubes for young male members of Anonymous.
- Believes members of Anonymous will protect her.
- When cornered, Sondra will threaten with lolsuits.
- Now works with pedophile LoganSperman2 and the YTV.
Tough Talk
| —RebelChild, serious business |
| —RebelChild |
| —RebelChild |
| —RebelChild, on proper video hygiene |
| —RebelChild, master of 3rd grade insults |
Public Reactions
| —Detective Olsen, Cybertipline Investigator |
| —LynchSedman |
| —Ralph |
| —Slogmaster13, admitted pedophile sickened that she used her own child as bait |
| —BoJanglesPlace |
The Short Version
RebelChild Gallery of Cause and Effect
 Thuggin at 42 years old. |
 Nazis against pedophiles? |
 Exhibit d-7, Rebelchild always tells the truth |
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 Never forget. She is antilulz. |
 "YOU ARE NEXT MUTHA FUCKER. PREPARE YOURSELF" |
 Seriously what the fuck is this? Christmas is fucked up. |
 Sondranomicon Ex Mortuus Tergum - The Book of the Dead Skin |
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 Sondra's swinging new place in her dad's "guest house" |
 Pokemon has c0ug4rs now? |
 cancer poster girl. |
Resources
- RebelChild - RC's main YouTube headquarters
- RebelChild9mm - RC's Myspace headquarters
- Sondra - Her Myspace before the guns and fake tits (a gemini!)
- illegally_blonde_recoil - Her sooper-seekrit Myspace
- Her Care2 profile - deleted because of this article
- Her E-pinions account - As if
- Her Amazon
- Her Yahoo
- Her dox
Related
- Attention Whore
- Concerned Mother
- Cougar
- Fake
- Internet disease
- Mission Myspace
- Pedo baiting
- Personal Army
- Redneck
- Republican
Summary
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RebelChild is part of a series on YouTube |
| Visit the YouTube Portal for complete coverage. |
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RebelChild is part of a series on Whores. |
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