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Renchan

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I PULLA SAMMICH OUT MAH VAGINA
I PULLA SAMMICH OUT MAH VAGINA

Sick fucks talking about at least 100 different things, usually centering around sex and fucking little girls in the ass. Sometimes, it descends into /b/tarded-ness and bestiality. Yeah, sounds like 4chan, right? Well, you're wrong.

It was like 4Chan, but the imageboards were always broken, but life goes on in the forums, which have a total of 12 sub-boards reserved for pictures of little girls and boys doing things including, but certainly not limited to:

A list of Jellyfish's fetishes.
A list of Jellyfish's fetishes.
  1. "Posing"
  2. Masturbating
  3. Having sex with older men
  4. Having sex with older women
  5. Having sex with younger men
  6. Having sex with younger women
  7. Having sex with tentacles
  8. Having sex with animals
  9. Cooking
  10. Rape of all kinds

It was a sad day for the furry pedophiles when RenChan was shut down as a site. The site now offers names of other furry pedo porn fag sites instead for you to fap over with your tiny cock.

Contents

[edit] The Alternatives

[edit] Furries on Renchan

As of the end of October, furry porn has been allowed to be on renchan, making it no longer a viable target range for fursecution fox and his comrades. This is thanks to User:Jellyfish because he was sick of Seri the mod always saying "GAAHHHH NO FURREH ON RENCHANS CUZ IMA FURRY AND I DON LIKE TO LOK BAD IN FRONT OF KONOKO AND (scribbles)" Yeah, thank me you little furry pedophiles, and bow before me. That includes you, furfag.

[edit] Renchan Whores

[edit] Mods & Admins & Opers

  • Bernouli: Latest Addition to the Shitheap

Loves the place so much, she's banning everyone but her new cockslave, Pyoko. Floated to the top of the toilet bowl when Konoko disappeared to Thailand.

  • Konoko: Silly Code Monkey / Founder

A non-lolicon who runs Renchan for profit. Constant bitching about funding and server problems means Konoko receives enough donations from gullible lolicons to feed his drug habit. Currently absent on a crack bender.

Seri is a furry mod who enjoys shooting down the dreams of having a furry section so that the admins don't have to, causing his comrades much grief. Only recently has a decision been made allowing furry porn into the other lolicon subfroums, causing much chaos on the forums.

  • Noelle: B&

8yo niggrette, legends tell she likes 'em big n' black ~_^

  • Cheesey (has +o in #flatchan Is the admin of the channel and runs the Flatchan fourms)

A fair IRC op. He does what he needs to.

  • Demonbaine (has +o in #flatchan Just under Cheesey and abuses ops.)

The definition of Oper Abuse. (See below)

  • ShankatsuForte

A respectable IRC op.

[edit] Renchat (now #flatchan on Rizon)

Jellyfish IRL
Jellyfish IRL

A bunch of people with MSN treating it like an IRC chatroom because they weren't intelligent to figure out how to actually use IRC. I don't have any records to use for helping me incriminate my comrades right now, but a brief explanation should do, right?

It's basically a bunch of sick fucks talking about at least 100 different things, yet always coming to the topic of sex and fucking little girls in the ass. Sometimes, it descends into conversations about how much we all love bestiality. Yeah, we enjoy seeing little girls getting fucked by stallions, especially when I'm the model!

[edit] SORRY GUYZ

Yep, Apparently (It's apparent,apparently, that he can't stop typing apparently, apparently) the creator of this article had to do some serious repenting before his comrades flamed him to a crisp for this. He didn't really mean it though, it basically amounts to "I did it for the lulz" APPARENTLY HE IS SO SORRY OMG YOU GUYZ ^_^ APPARENTLY HE PROMISES HE WILL HAVE IT TOTALLY DELETED IF U ASK NICELY APPARENTLY

[edit] Renchan's return as Flatchan

Renchan is back under slightly different management as Flatchan. Though the new site lacks the high number of pathetic fucks have sex with their random anime whore covered pillows. Konoko, seeing that Flatchan would suffer from everlasting gayness, went and made his own site and now Flatchan is run by Kuykuly and Cheesey.

Their channel is a joke. Talk in colors? Ban. Debate, and speak your mind to an oper on an issue such as the legality of niche art?? Ban. Simply show up one night on accident because you loaded your old IRC configs and the channel auto-connected? Ban. Of all the serious fucking chats out there, #flatchan is the most serious on Rizon. That channel needs some IRC justice, though it's too bad the IRC judges are only on EFnet.

[edit] Stupid lulzcow niggers editing the article

Apparently some butthurt sick fuck who takes Loli link floods in IRC too srsly decided to edit this ED to make any mention of Flatchan vanish.

Well, no.

See now the author of the update is copying his edit to a text file, and checking the ED hourly, so it can be replaced. If it's edited again the update will be restored, and the link spammed into /b/. Further edit removals will result in IRC terrorism, flooding of the URL of this ED into many channels and lulz. One of the SA admin's is my mate, and I can make Flat a weekend web like it was with Renchan. Also, c00lty and I hang out in IRC often, I've told him about the channel but not it's name or nature (just that some of it's staff annoy me), he's asked me a few times, I can give it to him and have him pay you a visit. c00lty as some of you well know, is notorious on Rizon.

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