Renchan
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Sick fucks talking about at least 100 different things, usually centering around sex and fucking little girls in the ass. Sometimes, it descends into /b/tarded-ness and bestiality. Yeah, sounds like 4chan, right? Well, you're wrong.
It was like 4Chan, but the imageboards were always broken, but life goes on in the forums, which have a total of 12 sub-boards reserved for pictures of little girls and boys doing things including, but certainly not limited to:
- "Posing"
- Masturbating
- Having sex with older men
- Having sex with older women
- Having sex with younger men
- Having sex with younger women
- Having sex with tentacles
- Having sex with animals
- Cooking
- Rape of all kinds
It was a sad day for the furry pedophiles when RenChan was shut down as a site. The site now offers names of other furry pedo porn fag sites instead for you to fap over with your tiny cock.
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The Alternatives
Furries on Renchan
As of the end of October, furry porn has been allowed to be on renchan, making it no longer a viable target range for fursecution fox and his comrades.
This is thanks to User:Jellyfish because he was sick of Seri the mod always saying "GAAHHHH NO FURREH ON RENCHANS CUZ IMA FURRY AND I DON LIKE TO LOK BAD IN FRONT OF KONOKO AND (scribbles)"
Yeah, thank me you little furry pedophiles, and bow before me.
That includes you, furfag.
Renchan Whores
- Pyoko:Has a hand disorder that makes her type "Pyo" after every sentence. 40 year old who wishes she were 8 and hates talking about sex but wants to be raped. Is currently b& from 4chan and is possibly the only member of a super-secret trolling organization that gets its links removed from Wikipedia within moments of being posted. Fails tragically.
- Jellyfish: Furfag that wrote most of this shit.
- Child_Lover: A self-proclaimed child lover. He has admitted to molesting his cousin. Currently banned for not being able to back up this claim with pictures. Posted in the famous topic that started Pyoko's sex fetish for potato "pancaeks".
- Kuyukly: He's hardcore gay for toddlover
- Ester: That chick from the bible. Wishes she was a mouse so she could be stomped to death.
- Whizbang: Creepy old man who likes toddlerkon. Also writes sick bondage stories involving little kids. Best friends forever with John Dallas Lockehart
- Psychaotix: Known on the forums as "lil' convict"
- Warwitch: Half-black lezbo Republican pedophile who goes against what everyone else thinks to try to piss them off. All in all, the E.D.'s dream gal.
Mods & Admins & Opers
- Bernouli: Latest Addition to the Shitheap
Loved the place so much, she banned everyone but her cockslave, Pyoko. Floated to the top of the toilet bowl when Konoko disappeared to Thailand. After much dramatic bitchery, she was banned and was last seen fucking her father's innards out with a power saw.
- Konoko: Silly Code Monkey / Founder
A non-lolicon who runs Renchan for profit. Constant bitching about funding and server problems means Konoko receives enough donations from gullible lolicons to feed his drug habit. Currently absent on a crack bender.
- Seri: A respectable furry / Moderator
Seri is a furry mod who enjoys shooting down the dreams of having a furry section so that the admins don't have to, causing his comrades much grief. Only recently has a decision been made allowing furry porn into the other lolicon subforums, causing much chaos on the forums.
- Noelle: B&
8yo niggrette, legends tell she likes 'em big n' black ~_^
- Cheesey (has +o in #flatchan Is the admin of the channel and runs the Flatchan fourms)
A selfish kid who bans everyone but the trolls and is a fair mod. Last seen living in his parents' basement.
- Demonbaine
(Left IRC because he's an emofag)HE DIED OF CANCER IN SCOTTLAND.
The definition of Oper Abuse.
- ShankatsuForte
A faggot, cockhound, camwhore op-abuse posterchild. Last spotted digging in a child's underpants while she slept. This was disturbing, as she was not only 10 years old but also weighed over 9000 pounds and smelled of corn.
- Kuyukly
No longer head admin of Sickfuckville/Flatchan, thanks to Pyoko posting niggers pr0n. Whines about Cheesey being a nazi op but never did shit on the site. Currently resides in #flatchan, where he is silent until someone mentions his niece, whereupon he rages with righteous indignation (read: jealousy).
Renchat (now #flatchan on Rizon)
A bunch of people with MSN treating it like an IRC chatroom because they weren't intelligent to figure out how to actually use IRC. I don't have any records to use for helping me incriminate my comrades right now, but a brief explanation should do, right?
It's basically a bunch of sick fucks talking about at least 100 different things, yet always coming to the topic of sex and fucking little girls in the ass. Sometimes, it descends into conversations about how much we all love bestiality. Yeah, we enjoy seeing little girls getting fucked by stallions, especially when I'm the model!
SORRY GUYZ
Yep, Apparently (It's apparent,apparently, that he can't stop typing apparently, apparently) the creator of this article had to do some serious repenting before his comrades flamed him to a crisp for this. He didn't really mean it though, it basically amounts to "I did it for the lulz" APPARENTLY HE IS SO SORRY OMG YOU GUYZ ^_^ APPARENTLY HE PROMISES HE WILL HAVE IT TOTALLY DELETED IF U ASK NICELY APPARENTLY
He has since left the community, because even this didn't get him the attention he craved. What a fag.
Flatchan (Renchan 2: Electric Boogaloo)
Renchan is back under slightly different management as Flatchan. Though the new site lacks the high number of pathetic fucks who have sex with their random anime whore covered pillows. Cheesey, seeing that Renchan would suffer from everlasting gayness, went and made his own site and now Flatchan is run by Pyoko and Cheesey. Together they celebrate their own everlasting gayness.
Their channel is a joke. Talk in colors? Ban. Debate, and speak your mind to an oper on an issue such as the legality of niche art?? Ban. Simply show up one night on accident because you loaded your old IRC configs and the channel auto-connected? Ban. Of all the serious fucking chats out there, #flatchan is the most serious on Rizon. That channel needs some IRC justice, though it's too bad the IRC judges are only on EFnet.
See Also
External Links
- Flatchan RENCHAN IS BACK AS FLATCHAN
- DarkNeko, Konoko's (who ran Renchan) new pedophile shithole
