Renetto
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Renetto is member of the youtube a-list who seems to think placing photos of his underage children in bathing suits as screen caps in his videos is okay, as long as it's used to achieve a higher moral ground. He also known as the "Stalin of Yougle". [1] He was a basement dwelling freak who now looks like what he exploits [except homelier and older]. Also hairless.
According to Renetto, he has a secret as to why he hasn't updated for an extended period of time. Most assume the secret is called "drugs". In addition, Renetto is currently looking for black people on YouTube, and seeking sobriety.
More recently, Renetto was rumored to not have been officially invited to the secret celebrity YouTube gathering in New York so he got mad and uploaded his I am leaving video. So basically, no one cares but You.
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[edit] Renetto the Profit Pedo ?!
The only thing worse than r@ygold is a closet pedo who enjoys placing his very own children, on a very public youtube channel, for the world to see. Worse yet, Renetto basically uses his full name at will, many of his users knows where he lives at, which further puts these children, and himself at risk. So feel free to go assrape him and kidnap his children. In conclusion, the ED Research team has decided upon the fact that Renetto will feel "kind of bad" about exploiting children for profit.
Renetto was actually contacted by members of Perverted Justice, and informed that pictures of his kids were indeed showing up on pedophile forums. Faced with the tough choice between subscriptions and the safety of his children, Renetto did what most YouTube attention whores would do, he left the videos of his kids up.
[edit] Caring by not caring
Hi itz Paul Robinett Renetto's conscience here, I'm too busy IRL for youtube, despite the fact it takes 20 minutes to post a shitty video, and also the trivial fact that my products are advertised through it. I'm so busy making money, I need to go make another video about family values, controversy, or world hunger... ... Maybe they beginning to find out I'm a fake, so I'll make a video with my silly voice, or my face covered! OH, better yet, I'll donate a % of my money to starving african children! Oh, speaking of children...
"Hey youtube, as you well know by now I'm having to multitask so I can fit youtube into my new life style. Which means less youtube, so, once again I apologize for the circumstances, but it does make my life a little easier to do two things at once."
[edit] I'll get my point across, gain notoriety, and make money, at my children's expense.
In perhaps the most blatant display of unwarranted self importance, and general fucktardery, Renetto has dared to go where few have gone before: posting a video response to his own video. What a douche.
Here are the money quotes from YouTube Evangelist Renetto:
"I'm definitely a "why-not-er", and when I made the decision to put my kids on the internet, it was because I personally couldn't find any reason why not to."
"If you're sharing your YouTube experience with your children and putting them online, there is no danger in that."
[edit] Renetto's Wife
Renetto's wife has been in a long standing rivalry with Argent009. This debate began over who has a better "one on one special connection" with Chad Hurley (Not to be confused with Steve Hurley). Argent009 has denied all claims, even though he has made videos publicly denouncing Renetto. This image to the right was found on the front page of YourTubeCommunity by The Mole, although he has taken it down.
[edit] Renetto's Fans
Renetto's mostly ghey fans consist of lame-ass fucktards who take personal offense at any criticism of their bald, bespectacled Lord and Savior of the Internets. Most fans of Renetto (also known as sheep) tend to either have self-promoting ulterior motives or just want to tap Renetto's ass for their own sick, loser pleasure.
[edit] Renetto pretends to love the endangered creature known as "nigra"
Renetto shows the nigras a little love by subscribing to them, simply because they are black. Beforehand, apparently, he had one "10% black" person, also Steve Chen "who is neither black nor white". He also cuts the video halfway through, because his phone rings. Without even looking at it, Renetto stated "My phone is ringing, I think that's one of my black friends." He seems like a nice man with an open mind! BUT ED KNOWS THE TRUTH!
After dispatching top ED spies to a KKK meeting in Ohio, the image to the right was captured.
Further proof that Renetto is a lying fuck.
[edit] Andrea, Paul's Wife
- From Renetto's wife channel [2]: "Guys the whole thing with renetto has been blown way out of proportion. I love him dearly we are having some personal issues and need some time alone out of the spotlight. I appreciate all the support. The phone call was initiated by casey (thedramatube) due to a kidnapping threat. I had no idea this would blow up like this. We are going to work things out please dont fan the flame. The less comments and attention to this the better. Feel free to leave comments or email me. Andrea Robinette."
Various lulzers on YouTube (such as thedramatube himself) have referred to Mrs. Robinett as "beautiful", even though she clearly resembles a corpse left out in the sun and pecked by vultures.
[edit] The thedramatube and Renetto's wife Andrea
One ED-Member had contact with thedramatube throughout the period when Casey was banned. The EDiot asked if Casey wanted ED to mirror the video's Renetto obviously doesn't want you to see. He said "yes please, let the world know" (You may ask him this yourself) Since the video's and all it's mirrors have been deleted on youtube OVERNIGHT (over 3 mirrors!!!!) they are put on rapidshare:
- Here are the two videos of the Casey / Andrea call! (PRO-TIP: Put them back on youtube and any other video site, you can just upload them in the .FLV format)
- .FLV player needed to watch the tapes (click here)
- Piece of the Andrea tape admitting that the call was real with commentary on Youtube
You can see Renetto also saying in his video his wife indeed did talk to Casey, saying "God only knows what they talked about." below hear:
In the tapes you can hear what she talks about, and it isn't nice.... Obviously Renetto doesn't want you to see these videos.
In response, Renetto wants to make Casey his bitch.
In response, Casey posted an email he supposedly received from a neighbor of Renetto's, outlining Renetto as a wife-beater. However, it's more of the Hurricane's ridiculous attempt of shining knight syndrome, while secretly masterbating to Andrea's videos and fantasizing about raping her in the ass with his miniscule dick. The "email" is as follows:
"From: Sent: 3/27/2007 8:14:38 PM Subject: Anonymous Donation. Body: Hello.
I’ve noticed the fuss on You Tube about Paul and Andrea. I’ll tell you this; I am one who does slightly know Paul and Andrea. I live across the street more... from them. When I first moved in the house, they had given my family and I a warm welcome. We had dinner a few times over each other’s house. They are such a nice couple. Very loving, caring and incredibly considerate. Their kids even behaved nicely. I actually made an account on You Tube so I could see their videos and share mine with them.
Though, I never did mention to anyone about the nightly terrors coming from that home. Cries and muffled screams can sometimes be heard across the street, from their house. In the early morning, when I go out to get my daily paper, sometimes I see Andrea getting hers as well. We’ll occasionally stop and have a nice chitchat. I have noticed the bruises on her arms, as if some one had gripped so tightly on her wrists, cutting off the circulation. Once, I noticed under her heavy foundation, a purplish color. Yes, she had a black eye. She did cover it quite well, only concealing a small area of the bruise.
A few nights ago, my son was coming home, walking down the street passed Paul and Andrea’s house. My son heard some strange noises, so he peered from the sidewalk to their window. He had then witnessed Paul hitting Andrea over the head with a measuring stick. My son didn’t stay around much longer, soon came home and told me what he had seen. I then walked myself over to their home and knocked on the door. Paul had answered, and I asked if Andrea was available. He said she had gone to bed, though it was only around 8pm, Friday night.
The days I see Andrea, she doesn’t show her misery or say anything of the sort, about what goes on inside their home. I’m not sure what Paul does to their kids or if he does anything at all. Andrea’s bruises seem to tell more than what she’ll say or imply about what goes on with her and Paul. I’ve never asked for myself, since it is none of my business.
I have contacted the police about this. I have no proof or any idea of what happens inside their house. So, they can only do nothing, but wait until I possibly come up with proof.
I only ask of one favor; please do not mention my username or any information as to where you have received this message from. It is none of my business of what happens between this couple, nor is it anyone else's."
However, we know that this can't be true for a couple of reasons. A. Casey is a fag with unwarrented self-importance and B: Renetto is too much of a weak pussy with a hard to believe even bigger sense of unwarrented self-importance to beat on anything, with the exception of Casey's dick, or at least that want Casey wants.
[edit] Renetto's Blacklist
The Judas YouTube blacklist—more properly the internet YouTube entertainment industry blacklist, into which it expanded—was the twentieth-first-century list of real people, actors, directors, musicians, and other entertainment non-professionals who were denied being featured on YouTube because of their political activites in THE PROMISED LAND or associations, real or suspected. Contributors of YouTube were barred from work on the basis of their alleged membership in or sympathy toward LiveVideo, involvement in liberal or simply hyprocritical political causes that enforcers of the blacklist associated with argentism, and/or refusal to assist federal investigations into YouTube activities; some were blacklisted merely because their names came up at during Renettos' unoffical e-hearing. Even during the period of its strictest enforcement, the late oughts through the early ones', the Judas blacklist was rarely made explicit and verifiable, but it caused direct damage to the non-careers of scores of YouTubers, often made betrayal of friendship (not to mention principle) the price for a livelihood, and promoted ideological censorship across the entire e-community.
[edit] Important to Note
- As the YouTube nation moved into the mid ought sevens, the attitudes and institutions of Renetttoism slowly weakened. Changing public sentiments undoubtedly had a lot to do with this, but one way to chart the decline of Renetto through a series of bullshit accusations and the FilthyWhore sex scandal.
- Many argue the Judas YouTube blacklist died on Thursday, Feburary 22, 2007. This occured when YouTube featured the popular jew-boy, Jackdanyells (obvious). Jackdanyells is/was a contributor to LiveVideo; however, shockingly enoughYouTube featured Jack again for third time. The only catch was this time, they actually let Jack edit the front page of the site. Thus, many see this as the death of the blacklist[3].
- Blacklisting sometimes results in a domino effect, as in the case of DiGiTiLsOuL, who was one of the many YouTubetraitors blacklisted during the Renetto era.
[edit] Further Controversy
- It was revealed Renetto became bald because he sucked so many cocks at a Gay bar one time the salt from all that cum caused his hair to fall out, and so he became a bald bastard
- Both theredskull and GregSolomon owe Renetto a grand, after losing a YouTube battle over who best communicated directly with YouTube co-founder Jawed Karim.
- being pwned by mr pregnant
[edit] Quotes
| — Andrea "Renetta" Robinette |
| —Renetto |
[edit] Moar Drama
Currently Paul is attempting to champion himself as the Moses of banned Youtubers, engaging in a whole new form of sensationalism by trying to play himself off as a man of the people. Paul (who almost never comments on Youtube) reveals himself in the recent comment thread [4].
Renetto has added a new twist to his "I defend the banned" campaign. He's now thrown in his support for the Young Tubers United, and decided it's time to "Free Jesari". In addition to endangering his own children by putting them on the internet, Paul would now like to endanger yours too.
| Warning!: Watching this video may cause nausea, vomiting, contortions, punching one's self in the face, and/or cutting. View at your own risk. |
[edit] Get to the doctor bro
On march 31st Paul revealed an undetermined disease or illness he'd contracted back in February had returned causing his face and lips to swell to an enormous degree. Paul feels there's nothing wrong, but whether it's serious or not, speculation abounds as to how he received it and a consensus was recently reached in the comments section of his video suggesting either a very bad case of syphilis or some other nasty shit.
[edit] See Also
[edit] External Links
- Renetto's POP Secret
- Is Renetto from Youtube a Pedophile? - Yahoo! Answers
- Renetto on Full-disclosure
- paul robinett starts his own media company on youtube
- Renetto on Youtube
- goldengoldie on YouTube (Andrea Robinette, Renetto's wife)
- Renetto enemy discusses Renettos' evil war crimes
- Renetto has left the building
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