Reptoids
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Reptoids are an alien race disguising themselves as human beings, which have infiltrated the global power structures to enslave the human race and turn all of us into Reptoid food.
Some argue that the only ones capable of seeing Reptoids are psychics, although by way of employing tinfoil hats one could conceivably disrupt thought-control beams long enough to sneak a glance at a Reptoid during it's morph-in-time.
In collusion with the Illuminati, the Reptoids are second only to Jews in their malevolence, and as the ones responsible for Candlejack, the Re
Reptoids are known to live in giant underground cave complexes, where they spend guv'ment moneys on their extensive furcadia accounts. They have been seen with wings, horns, homosexual bumper stickers, and at Obama rallies. They regularly rape Tom to create their alien-reptile-human hybrids, then force their inbred flippered children into slave labor camps, where they spend all their time updating the reptoids' myspace pages.
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Human-Suits
Reptoids are known to wear human-suits in order to conserve energy. When a politician takes the spotlight it is usually because a Reptoid has sucked out their innards and used their skin as a jelloey suit so they can silence dissent.
How To Spot One
OMG MPEG COMPRESSION ARTIFACTS A REPTILIAN CAUGHT SHAPESHIFTING
Reptoid Gallery
 A standard reptoid... |
 and one with boobs! |
 A redtoid here. |
 And a blue one too! |
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