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Reputation Defender

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Reputation Defender is a lulz removing service used by lol-cows.

Lawlschool drop-out, delusional douchebag, and noted homosexual meth-addict Michael Fertik's Reputation Defender promises to "DESTROY" e-drama. However, this is impossible as it violates the Second Lawl of Internets Drama-Dynamics: Drama in the E-Universe is always increasing.

Reassuring empirical evidence of the Second Lawl is clear as http://reputationdestroyer.googlepages.com was born to AutoAdmit.

These scam artists take your IRL money and promise they can remove internet information. What? Internet assholes of the highest order, they brag to the media that they send threatening legal letters to websites to remove material - knowing full well they have no basis.

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I've only seen one reputationdefender letter (referring to lawful-speech materials posted online), and it was essentially a long, polite persuasive letter asking the poster to cut the client some slack and un-publish the information. (The letter was ignored and there was nothing further heard on the matter.)
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— BillX, Slashdot


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Not until this moment had I spared a thought for M. Fertik in seven years. I knew him in college. He was a complete and utter tool. In fact, I half-wondered if he was putting on an act, his toolishness was so far off the charts. Guess not.
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—The Prettier Than Napoleon Blog



 
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I know Michael Fertik, the CEO of this absurd company. He sat in front of me in one of my 1L classes. He was a pretentious gunner who wore lots of Armani. The last time I saw him, he was standing in the D.C. Metro bitching about how haaard it is to be summer associate because he had firm events practically every night. I think my response was something along the lines of "yeah, it sure sucks to be massively overpaid for a summer sinecure and expensively entertained non-stop." I don't think this was the reaction he was expecting. He's ridiculous and I hope his company tanks.
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—The Prettier Than Napoleon Blog


 
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I am working to restore higher standards of discourse to the Slashdot community. In the remainder of my time, I am an entrepreneur, a programmer, an executive, an inventor, a thinker, and a stud-machine.
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— Michael Fertik, Slashdot



 
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Ronnie Segev & ReputationDefender can eat a dick.
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—Ben Popken, consumerist.com


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