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Resident Evil 5

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

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Resident Evil 5 is the fifteenth game in the Resident Evil series. It will be released in at least 100 years, for the HUEGBOX 360 and the Pleysteytyon 3 . The only thing that distinguishes this game from the fourteen that come before it is, instead of killing zombies, you walk around Africa killing entire villages of the locals. Because of this fact alone, the game is destined to be a top seller.

How to win at Resident Evil 5

1 Gameplay
2 Controversy
3 See Also
4 External Links

[edit] Gameplay

You play as a buff white guy with blue eyes called Chris Redfield, who has become the newest member of the KKK.

It was recently announced that the main villan of this game is going to be O.J. Simpson. Creators have said that he will be a very hard final boss. They have also stated that you are going to have to counter OJ's expert knife skills and dodge kike lawyers at the same time.

[edit] Controversy

Not surprisingly, the niggers are complaining that, since the game will feature a white hero shooting black villans, the game is racist and should not be released. One disgruntled black mother had this to say: "It's apparently the white character's job to destroy the black people and save humanity. This is problematic on so many levels, including the depiction of black people as inhuman savages, the killing of black people by a white man in military clothing, and the fact that this video game is marketed to children and young adults. Start them young...fearing, hating, and destroying black people." This is, however, completely false, as niggers are inhuman savages IRL and it is pretty much every white guy's job to destroy black people and save humanity. These stupid shitheads seem to forget that the game is made by Asian people, and Asain people hate whites and blacks evenly. Now we just count down the days until Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton get involved with this.

Of course - all the concerned single mothers are incorrect, as only a faggot would think that people who play video games are completely unable to distinguish between them and real life and therefore are unable to see that stealing cars, killing prostitutes, jumping on turtles, and searching for agility orbs IRL is serious business.