Reymon14

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1 About Reymon14
2 Retired LMFAO!
3 Great Reymon quotes
4 External Links
5 See Also

[edit] About Reymon14

Reymon14 is a wwe mark with about five lisps in his mouth, who loves to film himself playing with WWE action figures and uploading it to Youtube as well as being constantly bully by Monoxide1234455, the so-called Evil Emo Fag: "Sega Kid". His videos range from stupidly hilarious, due to his abnormal voice, or just boring as shit, since Reymon has never heard of 'video editing' before. Reymon is also under the impression that he is hot shit, because he bought a couple of fake WWE belts in a garage sale. He gladly displays these at the start of every video, shouting "DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?!?!?!/1/1/1/".

Just about every single video that Reymon makes has something to do with the shitfest that is wrestling. He'll tend to make half an hour long videos in which he slams a bunch of his action figures into each other, and calls them fights. It's possible that Reymon has split-personality disorder, as shown by how much of spastic fuck he is when he makes his action figures fight. At other times, Reymon will go on half an hour long rants about wrestlers. While in any normal situation this would sound boring, it's immediately redeemed by Reymon's lulz-winning voice. He also thinks he's hot, and is a humongous internet tough guy. He also likes to scream a lot, and has extremely long pauses between sentences, since the gears in his brain can only turn so fast. His words, not ours. Rayman is also under the impression that he has any right to call others 'immature', completely disregarding the fact that he plays with children's action figures in his spare time. Rayman is easily irritable.

[edit] A REYMON14 EXCLUSIVE OMG!!!/1/1

[edit] REYMON'S FIRST SCREAMER!

[edit] U MAEK THE WWE LOOK LIEK SHIT

[edit] YOU CAN SUCK IT AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU CAN SUCK IIIIT

[edit] MY PARENTS CAUGHT ME STEALING AND NOW I HATE THEM

[edit] Retired LMFAO!

Well after many betrayals and many haters heading Reymon's way, he couldn't take the abuse. So Reymon gave his farewell speech, which people didn't take seriously, and now Reymon is officially gone from youtube. Now the internet world can live in peace with a derranged lunatic gone from it.

Remon came back after awile "big shock". He went on to proof who's the true "hater" was when he started racist comments, and being sexist. For months his videos started getting to the point that he'll make video after video just saying the samething. On how WWE 'a wrestling company' should buy out TNA, and ROH 'more wrestling companys'. After many got tired of watching him repeating the samething that really nobody really gives a shit for they all quit watching. Then he 'or somebody' has removed all his videos. Rumors he's in trouble for trying to shoot up his school which with his so called 'disability' could be true but highly unlikely. He could have been hacked or finally see that he's better off not on you tube.

Yes, Reymon is back and just sticking to a low key profile. Lets all hope he'll stay that way, but we all know that truth be told he took his videos off, and isn't on right now ONLY because his favorite wrestler didn't win his title match. Once Cena wins the belt 'which we all know he will' reymon will be back ruder then ever.

[edit] Great Reymon quotes

(whilst shouting:)"I AM CALM! I'M AS CALM AS A DEAD PERSON!"
"TAKE YOUR CANDY ASS AND STICK IT UP AND SHOVE IT UP"
"If Monoxide ever comes to my house I will call police on him and he'll go Jail for Conspiracy to commit murder"
"this is you, this is me."
'holding a toy cena belt'"this is mine not yours"
"All gays should die or go to jail!"
"I don't know why people think I'm gay. HEHEHE"
"I'm gonna drink my coke BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!"
"I'm a you tube God"
"I AM NOT HANDICAPPED"
"I DO NOT HAVE A WISP" He means "lisp" but comes out as "wisp" since he does have a lisp.
"When I grow up I can tell kids that I use to watch Cena take his shirt of" but he isn't gay people. LOL
"I am over rated" people that act like they like him defined when he said his by saying he didn't mean to say it.
"I will be a business man like Donald Trump when I grow up while you're stuck in a trash can like Grouch~O on Sesame street" He mean Oscar the grouch
"Look at this, do you know what that is? It's pubic hair. I picked it from my croch."