Ricardo Lopez
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Ricardo Lopez, also known as the "Björk stalker", was an IRL troll who was known for stalking the wonderful singer Björk, and eventually becoming an hero for his sweetheart (though sending someone a bomb in the mail beforehand isn't the most common gift of affection). Lopez was one of the very first Vloggers in history, constantly making lulzy videos about shit going on in his life, and his love for Bjork, whom he wished to torture for her incredibly shitty singing and his own sexual pleasure. While many people wished to do the same thing to her, Ricardo was the first to stand up and try to, though his efforts went to waste when the police discovered the acid-spraying bomb he sent her shortly after taping his suicide. Ricardo is also notable for being insane as fuck. Some examples are:
1. Giving half a shit about Björk.
2. Shaving his head.
3. Painting his face (and likely Björk's as well).
4. Walking around naked while fat.
5. Showing off your moobs and dancing (See: Chris-chan).
6. Shooting yourself in the head and not even having any blood come out.
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The Diaries and self-pwning
Here are some of Ricardo's wacky vids about Björk (Jan. 14th, 1996 - Sept. 12th, 1996):
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One more fatass has kicked the bucket.
Ironically, about a week later Björk broke up with that nigger who drove him to the WAAAMBULANCE, junglist Goldie, according to TOW: "He was romantically involved with singer Björk for several years until their break up around 19 September 1996." Some say the suicide itself was a fail because The Best of Me sign was put up so when he dies the sign would refer to his blown open head, instead the fat fuck fell on the ground after crying OOOOOGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
He can build an acid bomb but can't an hero properly, even in suicide he fails.
Clearly, Goldie is to Clyde Cash as Bjork is to Ivy, in this story.
Aftermath
It was later found out that the reason he killed himself and attempted killing Björk was not because of her shit music or weird looks, but because she was engaged to some nigger instead of Ricardo. He of course, having no sense of reality before suicide and not realizing that stalkers never get any pussy, wanted her dead for her betrayal. Even more lulz were had when his tapes were released onto the internet by the fiance and people came to see that in order to properly an hero, you must follow the ways of Ricky as stated above, though without the fail on the actual suicide or bomb.
Quotes
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| —Our hero's actual last words |
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See Also
External Links
- (Better quality) Unedited Lopez suicide video (completey NSFW)
- The story on London news
- His baaawwwwww story
- ZOMG HE'S SO SCARY!!!1
- Another back-up vid of self-pwnage
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Ricardo Lopez is part of a series on An Hero. |
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