Ricardo Lopez
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Ricardo Lopez, also known as the "Björk stalker", was an IRL troll who was known for stalking the wonderful sounding singer Björk, and eventually becoming an hero. Lopez was one of the very first Vloggers in history, constantly making lulzy videos about shit going on in his life, and his love for Bjork, whom he wished to torture for her incredibly shitty singing. While many people wished to do the same thing to that bitch, Ricardo was the first to stand up and try to, though his efforts went to waste when the police discovered the acid-spraying bomb he sent her shortly after taping his suicide. Ricardo is also notable for being fucking insane as hell, some examples are:
1. Even giving a shit about Björk.
2. Shaving his head.
3. Painting his face (and likely Björk's as well).
4. Walking around naked while fat.
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[edit] Moar liek "Ricardo Loco", amirite?
Here are some of Ricardo's lulzy vids about Björk
On some shitty news program:
The An heroing:
One more dead fatass.
Lulzily, about a week later Björk broke up with that nigger who drove him to the WAAAMBULANCE, junglist Goldie, according to TOW: "He was romantically involved with singer Björk for several years until their break up around 19 September 1996."
[edit] Aftermath
It was later found out that the reason he killed himself and attempted killing Björk was not because of her shit music or weird looks, but because she was engaged to some nigger instead of Ricardo. He of course, having no sense of reality before suicide and not realizing that stalkers never get any pussy, wanted her dead, for good. Even more lulz were had when his tapes were released onto the internet by the nigga and people came to see that in order to properly an hero, you must follow the ways of Ricky as stated above, and has become as much of an inspiration as Budd Dwyer.
[edit] Quotes
| —Our hero |
| —Our hero's actual last words |
| —Florida police |
| —Player-X |
| —TheCloudOfSmoke |
| —SomeOtherFatdouche |
[edit] Links
Unedited version of suicide (SHOW IT TO SMALL CHILDREN!!!1)
[edit] See Also
| Ricardo Lopez is part of a series on An Hero. |
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| Ricardo Lopez is part of a series on Trolls. |
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