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Ricers

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Typical Ricer

Looking back, it was clearly a mistake to stop after only two bombs.

Rednecks can be Ricers too.

A ricer is the azn attempt at a muscle car, usually built in ~~Japan~~ Mexico. The term comes from the fact that third world countries can only afford to eat rice and mod their inefficient rides with broken toiletseats. Unless you are Un-American or suffer from homosexuality it is blatantly obvious that these cars are immeasurably inferior to a Western equivalent such as a Hummer. Despite centering on Japanese cars, if you see a Volkswagen driving down the street with a gigantic spoiler that could only be useful for breaking the sound barrier do not hesitate to call it rice.

It should be noted that while a ricer is the person that drives the car the term rice burner or rice rocket is the term for the car itself. Also it is possible to rice any car as long as a shitty looking body kit exist for it, or one that is close enough that it can be bent to fit, or one that you make yourself out of styrofoam and duct-tape.

[edit] What makes a car riced?

Typical Riced cars feature the following:

VTEC Just Kicked In Yo
Body kits that make you stick out like a champion.
Giant wings and spoilers on the trunk, if no trunk exist then the spoiler is usually located on top of the car near where a trunk should be. The more levels the better. Don't forget to attach a spoiler to your car's hood, doing this will make your ricer even hotter and you will get pussy from 16-year-old girls.
Blinky LED's and neon pipes in all of your parts.
After market part stickers on your car even though it is completely stock and in fact is probably missing engine parts.
Stickers for parts you don't have. For example, having a "HKS Turbo" sticker while your car is naturally aspirated.
Emblems for cars that yours is not [Type-R badge on an Escort]
Carbon fiber parts such as but not limited to trunks, hoods, shift knobs, dashboards, license plate frames, license plate holders, racing seats, and taillights. Its is a known fact that carbon fiber adds extra VTEC and makes you go even faster. True ricers call it CF.
Extra gauges that do nothing. Switches too. Your car's interior must look like a cockpit. Usually made from carbon fiber to make you even faster, including but not limited to a 5" MONSTER TACH, because having a tachometer with a 10,000RPM range makes your car capable of such.
Stickers of flames and dragons on the sides and lots of chrome spray for the rims.
Crazy ass paint jobs, screaming "PULL ME OVER FOR DOING 48 IN A 45". Usually made by using spray cans.
Massive, goatse-like exhaust pipes, one for each cylinder, no less than 3" in diameter.
Having furry dice and lots of toys dangling from your extended rear-view mirror.
Extremely large subwoofers and speakers to maximize bass so you will be heard coming from at least 100 miles away.