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ROB DARKEN

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The offspring of Rob Darken and Gordon The Pringles Giraffe.
The offspring of Rob Darken and Gordon The Pringles Giraffe.
Rob loev Denny's‎
Rob loev Denny's‎

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Rob Darken: The Last of the Elite Trolls

Moar liek Rob LARPen, amirite?
Moar liek Rob LARPen, amirite?

Rob Darken is the founder of black metal band Graveland, but is more recently notoriously known for his astounding, if not somewhat deranged and childish trolling efforts at LiveJournal, where he will repeatedly post long-winded, obscene and distasteful stories about brothers having sex.

What makes Rob Darken so special is probably his persistence and actual strategy involved in his trolling, in sending multiple abuse claims about himself from other user names to LJ Abuse, in order to stall them as long as possible to further aid him in his crusade against absolutely nothing. He thus far has targeted no more than 99 communities and countless personal journals, and left very lasting damage to the point where, even if he was banned, it would take days to sift through all the gay incest porn stories to delete everything. Rob Darken is also believed by some to be the "Omega Troll", who is incapable of PWNAGE, though recent PWNAGE at the hands of one vitriol120 would seem to contra-indicate such a premature assessment. It can be noted however, that Rob Darken boasts a God-like superiority complex and is seen to be impervious to all forms of flaming.

Who is "Rob Darken"?

MAY ANCIENT MAGICK GIVE YOU STRENGTH!

"I GET VERY UPSET WHEN I SEE WHITE MAN ACT LIKE HIPPY. WHITE MAN SHOULD BE BRAVE MIGHT WARRIOR!" - Rob Darken

The Last Stand of Rob Darken

Rob Darken believes that when the time comes for him to suicide himself, he will be reborn in another, higher form. So far, observations have hypothesized that this will be in the form of Azentrius, his fallen comrade that was pwnt in the LiveJournal Community EliteBlackMetal that he likes to go to Denny's with. It is understood that he will return as Azentrius to obliterate every safe haven on LiveJournal. Again though, these are only rumors.

Disciples of the Darken'd Path

Many of the admirers and fans of Rob Darken have assimilated to ressurect his memory and perpetuate havoc on LiveJournal. They so far include rob_darken1, rob_darken2, rob_darken_red, and rob_darken_4.

Rebirth as trve_akhenaten

Rob rebirthed himself as trve_akhenaten[1] about a week ago, and was subsequently banned. However, zarathrusta felt it necessary to pass on the work of his "fallen comradicle"(????) by reposting it here[2].

Moderator of EliteBlackMetal

As of 2007, Rob is officially back as (the now suspended) tr00-rob-darken[3] and was a shortlived moderator of eliteblackmetal: [4].

As of April, 2008 Rob Darken has, yet again, resurfaced on LiveJournal.

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ROB DARKEN is part of a series on Music

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