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Robert Pierson lived in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania but probably belonged in a trailer park. His legendary arm strength gave him respectable credentials among the teammates of his shitty highschool baseball team in gym shower circlejerks. He attacked a group of kids who allegedly responded by shooting him in an act of self defense.

“	Then said Jesus unto him, Put up again thy sword into his place: for all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword.	„
——Matthew 26:52

Contents 1 The Incident 2 The Trial 3 Citypaper 4 Monica Pierson 5 Monica being a bitch ass whiner 6 Gallery

[edit] The Incident

On the night of March 23rd, Robert was chillin' out, maxin' and relaxin' all cool around North Philadelphia, shooting empty cans and drinking alcohol free Vodka, when some urban minorities decided to cross racial boundaries. Robert and his crew appeared to have taken an animalistic issue with some black men entering their neighborhood, so they made an attempt to catalyze a race war. Robert decided to break a glass bottle over one of the their heads. With every action is a reaction, this particular one getting him shot three times in the chest.

911 was immediately called by one of Rob's crew, and whambulances reported to the scene almost instantly, wheeling Robert off to the hospital, where he fought for his life for three weeks. Allegedly the African-American men had the gun because they came to the land of the Sour-Kraut people to get some reparations from over-privileged suburban brats.

[edit] The Trial

About a year after Robert met his demise, a trial took place to sentence the boys who popped a cap in the respective boy's ass. The most upstanding of these men who probably went on to a prestigious medical school, Quinzell McCall, was accused of firing the shots. Pierson's two friends testified against Quinzell, pinning the shooting on him. However accusations of racial bias and conspiracy (the shots clearly came from the grassy knoll) proved these men to be liars, and Quinzell and his two friends were justly acquitted. This verdict provoked much rage and anger from the Piersons, since of course, Pierson in no way at all brought it on himself. Nope. Not at all.

[edit] Citypaper

Immediately after the verdict was read, the internets broke loose with racial tensions abound. Citypaper, a poor Philadelphia based weekly that noone really cares about, developed a fetish for Pierson, constantly reporting on him and his fucked up family. Because like most Web 2.0 influenced sites, Philadelphians were able to comment on the slew of articles they published on Pierson, much arguing broke out between the McCalls and the Piersons, with constant bouts of 'NO U' flung around. [1] [2] [3]

In the initial article where word broke that Quinzell was free, a gigantic internet fight broke out, thanks in part to some shitty programming that allowed people to post comments without having them screened. Citypaper apologized furiously the next day to their dozens and dozens of readers for having to read those awful, awful comments. [4]

[edit] Monica Pierson

Although most of the Pierson family decided to remain tight lipped while sobbing in their run down, Philadelphia shack, Robert's sister Monica Pierson was quite vocal about the whole thing, using the power of intertubular communication to whine about her mentally challenged jock brother's death. She found herself getting into internet fights with various people wanting to free Quinzell([5]), and showcasing her severe case of internets disease by taking horrific pictures of herself and putting them on Myspace. [6]

If she really cared about her brother she'd stage a set of honor killings against those who killed him.

In her spare time, Monica enjoys dressing like a whore and listening to various emo bands such as My Chemical Romance and Linkin Park. As a child, Monica went to Bache-Martin Elementary School, and was later transferred to Saint Francis Catholic School so she could be straightened out, and molested with all the love and care Catholics know so much about. If you want further personal information on Monica, post in this article's talk page.

[edit] Monica being a bitch ass whiner

“	" Well today has to be one of the worst days of my life. FIrst I find out someone is talking about my brother in one of the worst ways possible when he is not even here to defend himself and then second I am being called a whore and told that my myspace pictures were horrific and i listen to emo bands so im weird.I really don't deserve this, its bad that I already lost my brother and now my family is being basically made fun of for crying because my brother was shot and killed.All I wanted to say was that people in this world are crazy. I dont know how people could just talk about people who are dead. Can people just leave my family alone and go on with their lives? M.Pierson http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Robert_Pierson this is the site im talking about."	„
—Monica going BAWWWW

“	what are you supposed to be? .. you sound like a devil or something like this is crazy who does stuff like this?	„
—Cut it out guys, MONICA IS GETTING MAD

[edit] Gallery

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Robert's fucktarded friends, thinking you can 'get better' from dying.

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