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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Real name - Robert Michael Sandle

The sole “male” poster that makes up about 85% of the posts on ChavScum the only problem is that they only make 5% sense and the other half is plain Retard with an unknown quantity - Lulz hunters theorize it may be Unfunny Robfalcon began as poster who had/has an unhealthy obsession with wrestling and taking videos of people from his phone that he deems teh chav which to the general, normal, well-adjusted, population of humanity: means "not a ChavScum poster." With this in mind it didn't take long for most of the other posters to pigeon hole him as a mildly retarded 12 yr old, which was being far too generous, as it became obvious on his profile that he was (amazingly) in his 30s.

Contents 1 Crimes against posting 2 Cosplay 3 Cyberpunk 4 Early years 5 See Also

[edit] Crimes against posting

Rob is a stranger in an even stranger land. A land that shuns the use of the spell checker and the rule of basic grammar. Inhabitants of Robworld are allergic to the use of the period/fullstop, capitals; and good old fashioned commas. The reason for this was revealed as Rob admitted that he got an "E" in GCSE English back in the day. Despite being another of the hordes of special posters that seem to demand attention from you 24/7 like a starving orphan with AIDS Rob took it upon himself to create a website which reviewed other users of ChavScum in the most impartial way possible.

internet dickheads

[edit] Cosplay

Like all 30 yr old Virgins, Rob adores Cosplay because it gives him the chance to interact with other people in a completely different persona than the retarded one he was born with. So sayeth Dr. Freud...

Wannabe Movie Star

[edit] Cyberpunk

Despite his limited knowledge of the rules of basic grammar and spelling, and not forgetting lacking in inspiration; Rob still thinks people want to listen to his laughably Ghey fiction. If you must click on the link, then for the love of all things lovable please, please be sure to either listen to it in the middle of nowhere, so your credibility levels do not drop to zero, or listen to it with headphones. Prepare to marvel at futuristic villains with farmer accents, with £1000 cash floating around at their reception desk.

earplugs required

[edit] Early years

Originally posted on ChavScum for all to see, Rob has an incredibly overinflated sense of self-worth, and when hundreds of whiny Teenagers rode the Waambulance about how rough and dangerous their middle class hood was, Rob jumped on the bandwagon and showed us what a ghetto he comes from

CAUTION! DO NOT PROCEED WITHOUT THE AID OF SEVERAL CUPS OF ESPRESSO OR SEVERAL LINES OF CHARLIE ON STANDBY

click hyar

DISREGARD THAT IT'S TL:DR

Here are the more lulzworthy quotes from this "happarently boring website" that was so boring most CS/LeeLad posters memorised it within a week.

“	in the year of 1986 or 1987 me and a kid called Nathan (he was always getting us both into trouble) went around each of them houses, and we started collecting empty milk bottles from the doorsteps (a lot more people had milk delivered to them each day back then) and started smashing them all over that road right there, and in was in that actual half of the road aswell. In the end my mum found out about it and she went mad. She ended up making me sweep it all up. Must of annoyed that milk man tho that following morning, finding no empties to be returned.	„
—ZZZzzz

“	The other tree where the arrow is pointing to i call "The Tree of Woe". The reason why is once upon a time one of the older kids tied me too its base and kept slapping me in the face till i cried. I so hated it. I seen a happy slap sketch before of a teen tied to the railings of a block of flats stairway (hands tied to it aswell) and was continuously slapped in the face, and i felt really sorry for him.	„
—lol mong

“	The red arrow points to a house where once upon a time, my lower body clothing (underwear aswell) was thrown into the back of their garden (that tall wooden fence didnt exist then, just the default waist high wire fence). At the time an old lady lived there, and when she came out, i had to ask her for my clothes back (cant of been pleasant for her having to keep diverting her attention away from me for obvious reasons). Some other kids thought it be funny to remove my clothes from me by force, till i was rendered indecently exposed, then throw them in someones garden. That under civil law would be classed as sexual assault.	„
—Raep lol

“	The purple arrow points to a house where back in 1981, i knocked on their door, and asked them "is it time for willies poo poo?". This was a prank that about 5 older boys set me up to do. They pointed to that house and told me Nigel's auntie lives there. As a supposed favour for him (cause i wanted to get in their clique of course) they asked me to ask for Nigel "is it time for willies poo poo". They told me "Willies poo poo" was a fancy snack that was his favourite. And if i asked, she would hand it to me to hand to Nigel.	„
—MOAR RAEP!!!1!!

For real Lulz take a look here -> Robs unprotcted site index and see his obsession with making stories about wrestling game characters!! :o

[edit] See Also

• Retard
• Attention_whore
• ChavScum
• Asspie
• Serious
• Virgin
• Cosplay