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Robokin
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Like otherkin, robokin are supreme aspies who believe they are not human; rather, robots. Robokin differ from furries and otherkin in that robokin usually are robots of some kind. Special robots. Robokin are obsessed with Mechanophilia.
Robokin are self-important camwhores. They invented internet disease, because they are "perfect by design."
Almost without exception, robokin are diarhea-lappping boring. Many will attribute this to their ability to maintain jobs, spouses and successful lives to their robot like condition, meaning that their computer brain is too 1337 4 u. Others are secretly robokin, and if you ask them they will deny it to the death. Which is fine, because they don't do anything but go to work, eat batteries, and have sex with computers.
[edit] How to recognize
- Always talking to a cell phone. Might not be calling anybody, just talking to the phone.
- Yelling at technology when it breaks.
- Listening to techno
- Posting livejournal entries in computer code
- Girls: Cunt looks like a steel trap
- Guys: Cock looks like a drill press
[edit] Notable Robokin
- Brent Spiner
- David Bowie
- Terri Schiavo (ceased functioning in 2005, thank Microsoft)
- W Bush
- Charlize Theron
- Marilyn Manson
Denounce being robokin, but secretly are
- Harrison Ford
- Bill Gates
- C3-PO
Maybes
MichealMichael Jackson- R2D2
- Robbie the robot
[edit] External Links
_harvey_ LJ comic about a gay robokin
android23 A robokin's livejournal
advancedcpp Community for robokin to talk about their problems
