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Rofl

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Gene Simmons refects on his career

Sometime legs are laughed off too

Ye Olde rofl

Magniloquent rofl

ROTF!!.

1 ROTFL
2 ROFL
3 Moar Expressions
4 See also

[edit] ROTFL

ROFL (archaic: ROTFL, pronounced "Roffle") is primarily used by smug 16 year old girls laughing at each others' hilarious antics. It meant "rolling on the floor laughing," and was first used as far back as Shakespeare. In 'Macbaeth' he wrote:

“	Glamis thou art, and Cordor, and shalt ROTFL thy cvnt off, when we kill that fvcking King	„
—Shakespeare knew how work the blue

Two days after Shakespeare wrote this it started to irritate a little. By the advent of Broadband it was as passé as corduroy and today it is considered firmly old meme. DO NOT USE THIS EXPESSION. If you do the reader may mistake you for an asshole and injure themselves ROTFL at your expense. To do so is to indicate that you are as slow as your dial-up connection and TWICE AS FUCKING ANNOYING.

[edit] ROFL

To update the expression and safeguard it against the HORROR of the millennium bug it was streamlined by removing a superfluous 'T'. This was found to increase it's productivity by up to 25%, preserving the internet users' time for more important pursuits. Win!

[edit] Moar Expressions

ROFLMAO - a dance manoeuvre in which the anus is jettisoned for comic effect
ROFLOLMAO - Use of tmesis to insert LOL - sounds good but it doesn't even make sense.
ROTFLMAOOTDADTRAITPOAOT - tl;dr

Delicious roffles.MMM

Same thing, but added a few letters

[edit] See also

lol
lulz
roflcopter
fofl
Rofl Harris
Lulbat
Golbat
Waffles.fm: Oink's successor.

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Rofl is a part of a series on acronyms.

Internets Lingo	BFF • BTW • FTW • GTFO • IAWTC • IIRC • ILY • IMO • IMHO • LMAO • LOL • OMG • ROFL • STFU • TMI • TTYL • WTF • ZOMG
Other Lingo	FIRRIB • FYIAD • FUBAR • GABYAW • IDIFTL • PITR • TLA • YHBT
Internet Places/Group	CDC • FCTC • FYAD • GNAA • IRC • LUE • TJC • TOTSE
Moar Internet Shit	BBQ • GNU • MMORPG • P2P
IRL Acronyms	BBS • BCE • ITT Tech • NORP • TLC
Bad Acronyms	ALF • BDSM • BLP • CIA • CP • CSD • DMCA • ESRB • FBI • FA • FFA • FNB • IWF • L.U.L.Z. • MPAA • NAMBLA • NEDM • RIAA • TOW • WWJD