Roman Polanski
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Roman Polański✡ (Otherwise known as Pedolański or Roman Hands Polański) is a lollercaust surviving kike pedophile film director and, as his non-Christian name implies, a filthy Polack as well, known for drugging a 13 year old loli with booze and quaaludes, raeping making sweet, sweet Jew love to her and then cumming in her ass in 1977. He is also known for his fucked up movies which produce fap fuel for sick fucks and earn him kudos from Hollywood’s elite. He is living the dream. Living the dream, man.
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Manson Family Fun
In 1969, Polański’s blonde, blue-eyed wife, Sharon Tate, was murdered by the Manson family. Tate was eight months pregnant with Polanski's future incest-rape victim at the time. When interviewed about this incident, Polański said “shit happens,” and "I was looking forwards to raping some anal spelunking inside the kid, but meh." He then went on to play an acting role in the movie The Magic Christian that same year. Polanski admitted that his wife's death destroyed the last of his faith, leaving him free to raep make sexy to all the loli. Reflecting on his failure to be there for his wife, he has written that the event changed him from an "boundless, untroubled sea of expectations and optimism" to "ingrained pessimism... eternal dissatisfaction with life". This is why it is ok for him to sex up lolis. If you
don't believe that fact, then you are an anti-semitic, nazi, right-wing, christfag dick.
Amirite Hollywood? S'awright? S'awriiiiight!
Polański the Hero
In 1977, Polański, a man in his 40’s lured a 13 year old girl by asking her mother if he could photograph her for Vogue magazine. During the photo shoot, he made the loli dress and undress in front of him. He then got her drunk, drugged her up, ate her pussy, and proceeded to fuck both holes.
| —Salon, Explaining why Polański should be given the Nobel prize in child rearing. |
He was tried and pled guilty, his defense was “I did it for the lulz”. He fled to Bel-Air France to avoid prison.
How Polanski Got Busted.
Pedobears campaign to free Pedolanski
This message is approved by Pedobear:
"Om nom, nom, nom,
it's me Pedobear and I need you to get out this message of freedom! My good friend Roman Pedolanski has been arrested, only for raping a little child!
And look at her, she was clearly asking begging for it, she obviously enjoyed it! Srsly, how would you feel if you were Pedolanski and a mean judge would like
to put you in prison for that! Help spreading the message and free him!
Your Pedobear."
Polański V&
| —Pat Buchanan, a bitter and jealous potato-fucking Nazi fagtard, on MSNBC's Morning Joe, in response to some libtard Jew defending Polański, Sep. 28, 2009 |
Last Thursday Polański went to Switzerland and was arrested by the Swÿss authorities.
Defenders
Ze French
The French protested Polański's arrest most vigorously. "If we start arresting Polański for child rape, what's next, coming after the French for what they did to the Jews?!"
Hollywood
Hollywood, led by Woody Allen✡, also threw in its support for Polański. The Hollywood Cabal could not stand the idea of a fellow Jew pedophile going to prison. Other supporters include Jew directors David Lynch, Martin Scorsese, John Landis, and producer Harvey Weinstein. They even produced their "urban" crypto-Jew, Whoopie Goldberg, to win the masses over with this gem.
| —Peter Fonda apparently condoning all crimes excepting murder. |
The Goldberg-Polański conjecture from number theory means that rape to the power of two will result in Jew gold for all. Some brave Mathemagicians are now investigating the possibility of Rape^Rape or "Rape to the power of Rape." Godspeed, you brave scientists!
The civilized world hopes that he gets extradited to the U.S. where his cellmate Bubba will make his asshole bleed a ticker tape parade in his honor for great lulz. Unless the Terminator will decide to pardon Polański for even greater drama and lulz.
Movies
Bitter Moon
In this movie, a young man is unfaithful to his hot slutty French girlfriend (played by the current wife of Polański) and she cripples him from the waist down. She is then appointed his guardian and proceeds to torture him psychologically and physically and has sex with other men in front of him. The story ends when the man does a murder suicide and kills both her and himself.
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Death and the Maiden
In this movie, macrophile pinup girl Sigourney Weaver plays a woman who encounters a man who she believes had tortured her many years back. She tortures him and in one scene stuffs her soiled panties down his throat. The movie ends with a mind fuck where she’s about to throw him off the cliff and he confesses to torturing her.
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The Tenant
Polański stars as the new tenant in the apartment where the previous occupant killed herself. All his neighbors are kind of fucked up, so he thinks that they might be trying to turn him into this girl so they can start the cycle over again. Great for anyone who wants to see Roman Polański in a skirt and panties (nobody).
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Personal Quotes
| —Polanski in 1978 [1], being a |
Links
- Remember: Roman Polański
rapedgently caressed a child. - The petition to free a
pedo-rapisthero of the people.
