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Roman Shower
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NEXT HE HAS TO EAT HER CUNT WHILE SHE VOMITS ON HIS DICK LOL
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[edit] Properly known as EMETOPHILIA
It is quite common to experience a connection between vomit and orgasm; in fact, many people experience arousal holding a friend's hair back while she pukes vigorously into the lavatory. While a deeply shameful yet pleasurable experience for some, others are able to get over their anxiety, shame, and endless nights of imagining the vomit on your penis was his and not yours... and come out of the closet as full-fledged Roman Shower Enthusiast, or emetophile.
[edit] How Does One Know A Roman Shower Enthusiast
- While at the party, someone accidentally pukes all over your dragon fursuit. Don't be so fucking uptight, btw.
- Your boyfriend gags on your cock, spewing flavored lube and crack all over your eight-thousand count sheets. Ignore it and get back to work.
- A homeless cunt pukes all over your trainers. This also means you're a fucking chav. Who the fuck wears trainers?
- Anyone in the ana community who objects to the Roman Shower porn photos you posted.
- They embed a vomit video into their website.
- They edit Wikipedia.
[edit] What Do I Do If I Accidentally Receive A Roman Shower
- Receive the gift graciously. Remember to send a thank-you note!
- Quit LiveJournal forever. OMGZ YOU GUYS SO MUCH VOMIT DRAMA
- Fucking enjoy it.
- Remember, the urge to purge is perfectly natural.
- Test for the proper Ph level.
- Are you in the Habbo pool? You cannot get AIDS from virtual vomit.
- ????
- PROFIT!
[edit] Example: Baby Bird (Goddamn [Opie and Anthony][1])
[edit] How Do I Intentionally Receive A Roman Shower
- Craigslist!
- Shove your 9-inch penis down your girlfriend's throat. Her mouth always gets dry anyway, and you hate that.
- Forward this article to 20 people, or you will never have this desire fulfilled. In fact, the last person not to forward this lost the use of his throat FOREVAR.
- Any of the destitute niggers who stayed at the Superdome Hotel will happily give you one for a dollar, as poor people will do anything.
- Refill your bottle of I/D with your own vomit. By the time he realizes why it smells like feces and lukewarm, stale vomit, instead of santorum, you'll be properly positioned for a donkey-punch!
- Tell your parents about your new fetish!
- Show the ana community!
[edit] Roman Showers FAQ
[edit] Famous Roman Shower Enthusiasts
- Paula Abdul
- Dave Barry
- Your mom
- That one guy on cheers
- Weev
- This fat girl who chokes on the cock of a nigger, and pukes everywhere.
[edit] Gallery
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[edit] See Also
- Aztec shower
- Rainbow shower
- Swap.avi
[edit] External Resources
