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Romanians

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Your average Romanian

Omul şi pământul Omul şi pământul de Constantin Stamati Într-o zi de vară eu trist mă aflam foarte, Trupeşte, sufleteşte de suferiri şi chinuri; Şi am ieşit din casă, m-am dus făr-a şti unde, În codrii singuratici cătându-mi liniştirea; Acolo cu mirare priveam frumseţa lumii...

Romania is in all likelihood the most pathetic country in the world and the official asshole of Europe. Some allege that Romania is to the world what /b/ is to teh Internets. Their capital is self-proclaimed "Little Paris" and nothing is worse than Paris. Bucharest had a reputation during Communist times for being one of the worst capitols a KGB agent could get assigned to. Romanians are a people of pride, dignity, and unwarranted self importance. Romania is a quaint country of many strange people. Often the origin of many vampires, ever since they ate Transylvania, IRC hackers, and really hot gymnasts. They have the world's highest rate of fetus pwnage at 75%. 99% of Romanian men work as online cam whores.

1 Romanian History
2 Romanian Economy
3 Romanian Culture
4 Romanian Gymnasts
5 Stupid cops vs. The Emo Menace
6 Gallery of Romanians
7 Famous Romanians
8 See Also
9 External Links

[edit] Romanian History

Romanian ceremonial DVDA garment

By the Romanians' recollection, the Romanian people's ancestors are the Romans. In theory, all the Romans ran to Romania right after the empire (also known at the time as Romania) collapsed, because the inhabitants were the only people retarded enough to let their country be named after a defunct empire.

The Ottoman Empire tried to own Romania for a little while but they decided they DID NOT WANT a frozen shit country that churned out ugly women with unibrows. You would think Romania would quit IRL forever after even the Ottos decided they sucked. No.

Shortly after, at least 100 Gypsies and kikes moved in and ruined the whole fucking place, as they usually do. When the Nazis came in, a lot of Jews got burned and then Russia came in and saved the fucking day. And only that one day.

Romanian men are best known for their skill in gang rape, and is an activity introduced to Romania in the 18th century by a group of gypsies who thought it would be fun to have sex with a mentally disabled gay man.

[edit] Romanian Economy

Romania is really cold so it's likely they sell a lot of jackets. There is also some cool rocks and shit. The exchange rate is OVER 9000 whatevers to the dollar, so it's not like they'll be buying any sweet shit like XBox or intarwebs soon.

Romania's principle export is prostitutes; its principle import is hot air.

[edit] Romanian Culture

Favorite Pastimes include:

Abortions (see intro)
Sniffing glue at 'Gara de Nord' railway station
Trying to imitate their Italian counterparts
Trafficking South American cocaine
Emigrating
Gymnastics

There are also lots of unkempt teenagers (usually mistaken for stray dogs) with rabies that roam the streets looking to copulate.

[edit] Romanian Gymnasts

As seen in the example to the right, they are really fucking hot, and also generally underage. They are what you fap to, because you know this is what you go home to every night.

[edit] Stupid cops vs. The Emo Menace

While the proverbial stupidity of cops, both Romanian and of other nations, is known throught the world, this one took the cake. It started when a 12 year old girl killed herself, and soon the press was alerted to the "dangerous emo current". As it was expected, instead of listening to common sense, the cops listened to the press and engaged serious survailance equipment to stalk and catch in the act a bunch of emo shits, after which they're taken away and given to shrinks. The saga continues...