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Contents 1 Hello, my name is Romantic. 1.1 Hooking the catch 1.2 People I enjoy 1.3 People who I do not enjoy 1.4 More women tips 2 Let's meet sometime! 2.1 Perhaps right now is not the ideal time to contact me by telephone 2.2 I enjoy certain types of Women especially, more than other varieties 2.3 I am a rather good looking chap 2.4 My penis is a lot bigger than it was in my older picture 2.5 If you can not reach me by telephone, here is where you will find me 2.6 I am a good farmer and sales person as well. I can offer you golds. 2.7 I am not a fan of abusive relationships 2.8 I love african huts! 3 PUDES 3.1 PUDES 3.2 PUDES 3.3 /r/ moar PUDES 4 Plz donate

[edit] Hello, my name is Romantic.

My friends say that I am a Lothario. I have created this page to give helpful hints in attracting beautiful women as well as give a brief overview of myself.

URGENT MASSAGE FROM ROMANTIC! URGENT MASSAGE FROM ROMANTIC! WTS MASSAGE.

[edit] Hooking the catch

Here are some helpful hints in winning over those delicious flat chested hotties

1. Be DJ SkeptiK
2. Don't go on the internet ever again. Especially 4chan
3.  ???
4. Enjoy it while it lasts. Watch out for Partyvan

For more information read the helpful hints here.

[edit] People I enjoy

ED IRC friends, wattage, feltcho, cyndre, DJ SkeptiK, Mr Voyager, Bhaalthewicked.

[edit] People who I do not enjoy

krennith finkle, brian, dylan god, miltopia and zen444

[edit] More women tips

• Women love gifts and such. It is a good idea to bring her one. Because woman are about as worthless and delicate as flowers you should consider bringing her some. However, regular flowers are usally too expensive. Consider cheaper alternitives. I found these green things to be very effective in accomplishing this goal.
  
• Remember, don't be nervous! Keep in mind that you are a man.

• Also, be careful not to beat her too hard, no one likes damaged property.

[edit] Let's meet sometime!

i would meat u in the moning but i need to be tuterd You can call me... but... im i would get in truble and he eould not answer the phone and he would know just dont plezz call tomarro.

[edit] Perhaps right now is not the ideal time to contact me by telephone

plezz call tomarro

[edit] I enjoy certain types of Women especially, more than other varieties

ya i hate to admite it but i have a wek spot for blonds

[edit] I am a rather good looking chap

1. um if it makes a diference im on the wresting team
2. oo and i love to say im 5.2 % body fat
3.  ???
4. and about 6 foot / 140 pounds

[edit] My penis is a lot bigger than it was in my older picture

oo byr the hay this was like 2 your ago but im a lot (biger) if u know wat i mean

[edit] If you can not reach me by telephone, here is where you will find me

• im probibly going to be over by the togos
• im by were the bus drops iff

[edit] I am a good farmer and sales person as well. I can offer you golds.

oo byr the hay oo byr the hay oo byr the hay oo byr the hay oo byr the hay

[edit] I am not a fan of abusive relationships

i call a bad relationship a relationshit

[edit] I love african huts!

wow a hut

[edit] PUDES

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[edit] /r/ moar PUDES

PUDES PUDES PUDES PUDES PUDES PUDESPUDESPUDES PUDESPUDES

I hope to hear from you soon!

[edit] Plz donate

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