From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Contents 1 Roosterteeth 1.1 Features 1.1.1 Karma 1.1.2 Tabs 1.1.3 Sponsorizing 1.1.4 Modz 1.1.5 Mod Breakdown 1.2 The Possible Futures of Roosterteeth 1.2.1 Roosterspace

[edit] Roosterteeth

Beware All Ye Who Tread Here

Believed by some to be the new MySpace or /B/ (TEH HORROR), Roosterteeth (or cockbite.com) was created several years ago in an attempt to create a "decent" craphole community (one hell of an oxy-moron if you ask me). In its lifespan, RT (or as those who know it only by its videos, RedVSBlue) has slowly, but significantly mutated into a meme-choked, anime-crying, badly admined shitbag the likes of which look like the bastard spawn of hentai and MySpace.

The basic bread and butter of shit stains on the site has to be people like FFantatic. This idiot spewed hypocritical bullshit changing his beliefs to try to gain popularity. His main way to try to get people to side with him was to post threads. Here is a simple list of his shitty threads:

Fail Thread 1

Fail Thread 2

Fail Thread 3

Fail Thread 4

Fail Thread 5

Fail Thread 6

When his threads sucked, instead of acting wise, he ended up blaming everyone who called him out. It was laughably funny seeing him act like moron for everyone's amusement. Whenever someone would post anything, he would try crying to a moderator about it, but at the same time, tried to "insult" people by using lame, unoriginal yo mama jokes, thinking it would piss them off. However, when the Moderators refused to do anything, he resorted to crying and whining. He later wanted to leave the site, coming back after saying that "FFantantic committed suicide". After that, he created several images pretending to be the troll king. However, no one looked at him as such, and banned him for acting like an idiot. Maybe if he wasn't acting like a douche bag. He has gone into hiding on his fail forums on proboards, thinking he has won a fight that was way out of his league, in a forum all by himself. Shows how his popularity Master Plan worked out.

Infact, the reason FFantatic posted this article is because he was too butthurt by what JediJesus and Dwarf_Ninjas did. He knows that he isn't the troll king, but feels that everyone is as stupid as he is and pretends to be one. He has even gone as far as going on RT and attacking the fag with unoriginal YIFFINHELLFURFAG pictures. However, this kid is basically on the path to being An Hero, and will end his life.

[edit] Features

[edit] Karma

A measure of how much you contributed to the site (and thus how much of a dumbass you were). High karma meant nothing really, except that it gave noobs a reason to troll people's profiles and forums shouting "I GOTZ 20 KARMAZ! PHEAR MY EPICNESS", which usually led to much lulz being had by the troll, and much baawing by the noobs. Please note that only newfags care about a troll.

At one point, the admins decided to restrict your ability to post threads to people with Karma over 20. This meant that, coupled with the Mod changes (see Modz section), the only way to get the ability to post a thread was to troll/spam your fucking head off. Way to encourage good behavior on your site Roosterteeth.

See what being a bad role model does 4chan? You've corrupted the minds of the innocent.

[edit] Tabs

Proving that stupidity knows no bounds, teh modz of the site decided to give members the ability to skin the website. The end result of clicking a tab was a change from a pleasant red colorscheme to an orgasm of terrible color choices. Lulz were had when teh mods discovered that the only two tabs being used were "RVB" and "RT", while the other 3 simply rotted.

Recently a new tab has been added, with slightly more success but with a horrifically botulant and grotesque color scheme guaranteed to make one vomit forth every organ in their body. This suggests that, due to the large majority using this tab, most RT members hail from 4chan where they developed the Iron Stomach. This recent information ironically makes me want to hurl.

[edit] Sponsorizing

If you paid some monies, you got extra privelages. They included a star next to your name that marked you like teh jews during the third reich, a title next to your name (which usually was some /b/tarded word along the lines of NEKOPWNZ or KAWAIINESS), and of course, the ability to view other people's logs, which meant that this allowed people to basically hound you and neg mod every little thing you posted until your mod (see below) breakdown was at -infinity.

[edit] Modz

No, not the shitbags running the site. These +1s or -1s were added to the site to show approval/disapproval of an image or comment. The mods gave people a new way to be a troll, and the "negbombah", or "e-stalkah" was born. These fuktards had nothing better to do than neg everything in your profile for nuthing but teh lulz. And if you complained to the admins, you should've gotten a solution right? WRONG. The admins don't give a shit about their own site. Irony. The modz originally added or took away karmal, but that was changed in a shitty discussion by teh admins. Teh noobs were against the change, but quickly stfu after seeing all teh lulz they was getting, which was good, because the mods just meant that you were being trolled and was nothing to be alarmed about.

[edit] Mod Breakdown

This basically showed just how badly you were being trolled. Not 5 minutes after its unveiling, the entire RT community was in a riot over how many neg-bombs they had suffered. This obviously called to light a serious issue on RT, one that was swiftly swept aside by the ADHD-afflicted Admins. As such, the trolls were given extra satisfaction knowing EVERYONE could see their work and lulz about it.

[edit] The Possible Futures of Roosterteeth

[edit] Roosterspace

If people like FailFantatic are allowed to spread stupidity, then the site could fall in the same shithole as myemospace.