Rootbrian
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Rootbrian, is an Anti-cyber bullying "activist" on YouTube who has a grill as bad as Jawsus and the personality of a kitchen utensil. Brian has big hopes for the tubes, if only teh "haters" would leave him alone. He specializes in producing informative and meaningful videos for the YouTube masses, as well as producing the odd lolcano. But be aware, he will fuck you up, including your friends, your cat, and your entire CP collection.
On June 18th 2008, rootbrian's video (now removed) caught Anon's attention. In this video, he threatened the Anon with his personal army, claiming that if anyone ever tries to attack him or his friends, there will be blood.
| —Brian |
An ebaums thread ensued shortly thereafter and minutes later the first thread 404'ed with a shitload of rage posts, the raid organization on the target subsequently moving to a vent server. Anon managed to grab his info, which wasn't hard to find as had posted it on the interwebs for the sake of finding new internet friends.
Luckily, there have suddenly been hundreds of 'friends' calling his home and cell phones, making sure he's getting enough delicious food delivered to his house. While the vent channel has been generating mediocre lulz, the half-anon snipe ate some steroids and convinced the target to make an exclusive apology video, for otherwise he would provide anon with his IP and the food treatments would continue for a very long time.
According_to_the videos he made after the raid, anon converted his brain into pure cancer. With the common needs satisfied by the traumatized victim, anon moved on to more important things.
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[edit] Reaction to wikification
| —Brian, having trouble with the search function |
[edit] Recent
Anon lost interest in Brian rather quickly following the initial lolz and he spent most of the summer of 2008 very willingly groveling at the feet of ED and Anon pleading for others not to troll him. Brian's ability to read between the lines isn't that great though, and at the whiff of possible retaliation against his oppressors at the hands of some 13 year olds he recently did a 180° when convinced he could get sweet, sweet revenge against his "haters"...
| —Brian on Brian's butthurt issues with ED |
[edit] Poor Brian ;_;
Due to incidental downtime on Aug 25th, Brian had assumed that he had actually gotten that promised "revenge" and promptly blew his load at the prospect of his article disappearing. He immediately posted an extremely lulzy video titled "ED IS TAKEN DOWN!!".
Unfortunately for Brian, 3 hours later he realized what had happened and after posting his backpedal video he quickly sank back into his clinical depression, and returned to his rigorous schedule of spamming YouTube with shit nobody cares about.
[edit] Moar Quotes
| —Rootbrian, on being not gay. |
[edit] Trivia
- Sounds remarkably like Jawsus when he speaks.
- Supposedly lost his tooth in a car accident.
- His friends can open a command prompt.
- He does not need any escort packages
- Claims to have a wife.
- In a call, he shouted for his Husband and asked him to call the police, is he gay?
- Upgraded his brain to 800MHz
[edit] External Links
- Brian on YouTube
- Brian's Yahoo live account
- Brian's Facebook account
- Brian on ustream.tv
- http://www.cnet.com/profile/Rootbrian/
[edit] See Also
- Internet Humanitarianism
- Dental Plan
- Dental dam
- BodyXPolitic
- Tehbigtoaster
- Jawsus
- Unrealistic expectations
- Fugly
- Delusional
- Ruining the internet
- Stop posting
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