Rosie O'Donnell

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Rosie O'Donnell is a fat, unattractive bulldyke comedienne with a mouth the size of Alaska. S/he has recently become a celebrity blogger after offering her insightful and educated opinion on various talk shows and subsequently being fired.

In her spare time, s/he enjoys ramming dildos up her ass. Her ass is reamed out due to the frequency that she "rams." She is now forced to use larger items such as Pine Mountain logs or Renée Zellweger's cock.

Rosie is the kind of person that would push a guy in a wheelchair down a flight of stairs, and laugh at him because he was a republican. S/he supports the legalization of adult sexual contact with children, abortions at any stage of pregnancy, gay-marriages, and child-pornography, because they are all "civil rights."

[edit] The Rosie Loophole

The Rosie Loophole: Rule 34's only amendment.

Rule 34 clearly states that "if it exists, there is porn of it." Furthermoar, if said pr0n cannot be found it must be created.

Howevar, despite the NO EXCEPTIONS law, anon will refuse when "34 on Rosie" is called. Technically, this is not breaking The Rules Of The Internet because anon is not denying that Rosie 34 exists, nor that it can be created. Like draft dodging conscientious objectors, they simply refuse to find, create and/or upload it.

[edit] Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump

The Donald proves that you can troll a troll.

Rosie is currently in an ongoing feud with Donald Trump and, as of last Thursday, is being sued by Trump for defamation of character; believe it or not, TOW is to blame. ^{[citation needed]}

You see, one night the naive, rotund Rosie the Googled "The Donald" for flame ammo and ended up with a bunch of half-truths from his bio on Wikipedia. The next day on her TV show, "The View", she went on a butthurt tirade, flaming Trump with TOW 'facts' including stating that Trump is financially bankrupt (which he isn't).

In retaliation The Donald fired back with a lollercaust of insults and a lawsuit to relieve her lard-arse of all her money and bankrupt her; so in effect, TOW pwned that fat bitch.

[edit] Chinese Jokes

A translator has been found!

Like all lesbians, O'Donnell hates the Chinese and regularly pokes fun at Chinks.

Rosie shows off her L33T Chinese skills

A response to skills, with plentiful lulz

[edit] Gallery

Sweet Jesus. Where's that fucking Blockatiel when you need him?

For Great Justice

lovin TOW.

That's about as good as it gets on /b/ with Rosie 34.

[edit] See Also

• Rule 34
• The Donald
• Lesbian
• Thomas Beatie He? She? It?

[edit] External Links

• Her official website/blog