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ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
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| Forced meme ALERT: ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH will be posted by the same unfunny newfag until you like it. |
On September 10th, 2008, the day that the Large Hadron Collider was to be fired up, moot decided to unleash his sense of humor in response to all the buzz and speculation regarding the LHC's awesome powers of particle smashing and its potential for the kind of world pwnage that would make Google jealous since -some argue- it has the capacity to end all life as we know it.
This involved renaming the board positron uprising adding some harbl and a small clickable fyi link under the email/comment fields, which when clicked led you to a giant NO after which he wordfiltered all of the filth that was newfag and moralfag speak everything on /b/ into one retarded phrase that is now a meme: ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH. This assured its place in /b/'s (and all of chandom's) history as the most blatantly forced meme evar. However, it has actually been a PN meme for quite a while, making it both unfunny and old at the same time.
To accompany the visual faggotry, m00t had some shit Azn song playing in the background with the only discernible lyrics being "ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH".
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[edit] Audio
A much more ghetto version fuck you, real ghetto version here.
[edit] Lyrics
It was later ascertained by experts that the song is "Rap wa Kan no Tamashii...Datta...yo na..." from the Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann soundtrack and that the actual lyrics are:
DO THE IMPOSSIBLE
SEE THE INVISIBLE
ROW! ROW!
FIGHT THE POWER!
TOUCH THE UNTOUCHABLE
BREAK THE UNBREAKABLE
ROW! ROW!
FIGHT THE POWER!
It should be noted that according to the official lyrics, it's actually "RAW! RAW! FIGHT THE POWER!" Oh, Japan.
As the faggotry spread like the malignant tumor it is, some newfag registered m00t's gay 'slogan' as domain name (http://www.rowrowfightthepowah.com) and redirected it to some gay Britfag forums called sbag who set up a 'shelter' for pissed off /b/tards a shitty site with one video noone gives a fuck about and some gay image.
With the constant stream of "ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH," /b/ eventually broke and nobody was able to post. Exiled /b/tards found a new home on the /trv/ board, where they raped the shit out of the place by posting porn images, CP, gore, camwhores, old memes and all that shit related to traveling. /b/'s invasion of /trv/ quickly earned a 60,000 GET, seen below.
/b/tards then took it upon themselves to spread their AIDS, cancer, and faggotry to /a/, /c/, /g/, /mu/, /v/, /tv/, and /x/, thus ruining 4chan even moreso than it already is. A mod then took it upon himself to ban ONE person, and then slunk back into his mother's basement once more where he can jerk it to pictures of 13-year-old boys.
[edit] Remix
On Wednesday, September 17, there was a troll thread about moot getting V& for Palin's email account being hacked. Many lulz were had, a fox news poll was rigged.
At that same time /b/ was changed to "/b/ - DESPICABLE, SLIMY, SCUMMY." with the text "reduxmix" and this remix of ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
[edit] Gallery
 doin it wrong |
 /trv/ 62k GET |
 /trv/ say hello to /b/. |
 ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH |
 how most /b/tards reacted to the faggotry |
 Communication through MS Paint |
 ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH camwhore |
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 /trv/60k GET |
 /trv/ 60k GET, failed attempt... |
 Bel Air'd |
 ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH |
 not on 7chan, faggot |
 I SWEAR I didn't do anything! |
 LIES! |
 ONLY PUSSIES MUTE IT. Communicate through paint! |
 In theaters this November |
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 RHO RHO FIGHT THE POWAH |
 CAW! CAW! Fight the powah! |
[edit] DO IT FAGGOT
[edit] See Also
Categories: Memes | 4chan | Faggotry
