Rubbertex Raccoon
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Rubbertex Raccoon is an untalented furfag artist who specializes in fat furry and inflation art. Like many popular furry artists such as Dragomike or Nemo Hana, he has a huge ego, often thinking of himself due to his popularity. He always acts like a whiny attention whore if things don't go his way. His journals are proof of that.
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[edit] What he does, where he's from and other stuff
Rubbertex works as a low-level employee at Apple, most likely as a tech working with employees who hardly speak any English.
He is from Victor ville, which isn't too far from San Francisco. This is where he met Nemo Hana, and after their trip to a gay bar, they became best friends forever.
[edit] The Art
Rubbertex Raccoon only does art of his so-called friends and no body else because he is a furry asshole. As for commissions and trades he won't do them because he feels he is too good for anyone who graces his e-presence.
[edit] The Fans
According to Rubbertex fans don't matter to him, its all about elitism, he doesn't do any art for his fans, only his friends, who coincidentally are elitists as well. After all, he is a Mac user, so being an elitist prick comes naturally. In his unique logic, if he wants to be famous he has to use a Mac and nothing else. He also believes that he is better than you.
[edit] Taking Fetishes Too Far
Rubbertex's crime, like most furries, is in a sick fuck fetish. This man is turned on by a combination of fat fur and inflation art. Not so long ago, he decided to do something. Something so sick and twisted that many wonder about his sanity. He decided to make a sex toy for furries and claims to have patented it. Here is the proof.
Since Rubbertex is obviously an idiot and he doesn't know much about marketing (after all, he works at Apple), charging way too much for his product (again, works for Apple), leading to a price where the only people willing to pay are the kind of people who encourage this faggotry.
So far 3 people actually bought them.
Just to recap, Rubbertex is the Apple of the furdom: an elitist, charges way too much for his crap, and is a bit of a scam artist.
[edit] Possible reasons that he took down his gallery
Or maybe he just read this article suffered a severe case of butthurt.
[edit] STORY TIME
Hello ED, I am an individual that had an encounter with this furfag a couple of years ago. he was complaining about furries ripping his ass because Nemo Hana gave him herpes in the ass. Now, I'm not sure whether this all happened before all this DA shit that he became involved in, but let me tell you that he was not always a Jimmy Jones-esk attention whore that had followers. He followed another attention whore know as Nemo, who also went by the name Benni or something stupid like that. And I think that Rubbertex kinda wanted to get out of the furry fandom because since he wore a fursuit, Nemo / Benni would kick Rubbertex's ass if he didn't. So what had happened was that one furfag followed another furfag, their bond of love grew stronger and stronger, until they decided to 'yiff' in their words, in out of all places Montana where Nemo / Benni is currently reciding. One thing certainly does come to mind, that movie Brokeback Mountain except it was two guys in fursuits doing it. So in a few months, he came onto chat and said that he would have to move to California to Victorville (surprisingly enough its not too far from San Fran) however he added that when Nemo comes down they have their fling and both go to San Fran for a bit for a 'good time' in their words but they made a bit deal of it as obviously they are both attention whores.
THE END
[edit] Sites of interest
[edit] Methods of Contact ??
Like most popular artists, Rubbertex likes to hide his email addresses to prevent people from talking to him. Fortunately, anonymous has acquired his methods of contact:
- rubbertexraccoon@gmail.com
- AIM rubbertexraccoon
- Hotmail rubbertexraccoon@hotmail.com
[edit] See also
- Auchimura
- Angel Meiru
- CattyN
- Dragonbreeder
- Dragomike
- Fatferaligatr
- Hhhippo
- Inflatablewolfi
- MeleeKirby
- Mikemedia
- Mxbot
- Tolstoy
- Two-Ton-Neko
- Virus-20
- Zero Whitefang
- ZS3
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