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Ruby on Rails

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Ruby is a programming language invented to make web design more difficult. Many consider it to be similar to Perl since it is a scripting language. Unlike Perl however, no one worthwhile cares and it's used primarily by language wonks and other posturing e-faggots.

Ruby is also the prefered stone for expensive jewel encrusted butt plugs..

Ruby is the language of choice for Web 2.0 retards and bearded programming consultants like Martin Fowler, mainly because of Ruby on Rails. This is its own little community of faggots, full of superstars like David Heinemeier Hansson, some weirdo who only goes by the moniker Why the Lucky Stiff, and so on.

1 Ruby on Rails
2 People who use RoR
3 See also
4 External Links

[edit] Ruby on Rails

RailsConf attendees show their love for Ruby on Rails.

Ruby LOVES teh rails.

If you think Ruby was useless, wait until some swedge decided to build a framework with it. If you thought it was impossible to segfault just by viewing a page on a web server, well, RoR will defintely change your perspective. This is definitely one of those times where we can say, even the fanboys at neowin could do it better.

RoR is Japanese for LOL.

The architecture of RoR is MVC (Model-View-Controller)

It is widely held as responsible for gaying up the internet.

Model is a bunch of shit which includes code which queries the database. Controller is how you interact through your model to retrieve the desired result from your model setting. View is a classic piece of shit of a template system. It'd be easier to just fucking use a regular SQL query and echo it, but no, RAILS MAKES IT EASIER: all you have to do is go out of your way to learn their conventions. Then the project dies, you go broke, and kill yourself.

CODE IS POETRY, SEE FOR YOURSELF:

  def show
    @account = Account.find(params[:dongs])
  end

should look up a row in the "accounts" table by the amount of dongs they own. You probably have 1337.

[edit] People who use RoR

That's all. No one else uses it.

[edit] See also

Willy on Wheels

[edit] External Links

Ruby on Fails - Official homepage, brought to you in PHP.
Rails is a Ghetto, but don't tell that to Ruby on Fails fans

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