Rule 34
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| —Rule 34, Rules Of The Internet |
== BREAKING NEWS PEOPLE! ==
On August Ninth, 2008, I have discovered a breach in Encyclopedia Dramatica. I have discover a paradox between the pages of 404 Error and Rule 34.
Rule 34 clearly states that if it exists, there is porn of it, while, contradictorily, the 404 Error page states "...there's no such thing as albino pr0n or freckled genitalia. No albino bestiality either. " And so, I ask you, my fellow Encyclopedia Dramaticans, which law is true?
Disregard that, I suck cocks. Rule 35 has 404 error covered.
The oft-cited Catch-22 of internet lore, Rule 34 has been proven true beyond all doubt by fetishists, furries, adult babies and other childhood-destroyers, and is a proud feature of brain-raping websites such as 4chan, and 7chan. In a nutshell, Rule 34 is porn of the most fucked up things you can think of. It can be real, but is often hentai drawings made by sick fucks. Rule 34 was written long before any of the other Rules Of The Internet, the reason for this according to Greenspun: "I just thought it sounded better to have a 34th rule, as though it were part of a comprehensive system."
7chan, unlike 4chan, is the only site that actually has an entire board dedicated to Rule 34. This still does not change the fact that 7chan licks moar ass than 4chan. paheal is the new king though.
Also, the rule can NEVAR be broken. EVAR. Some argue that this is because Rule 35 states that, if porn cannot be found of it, it must be created. RULE CANNOT BE BROKEN. REMEMBER THAT, FAGGOT.
In a more secular view, one is forced to wonder exactly what porn HASN'T been made of. See the gallery at the bottom of the page for selections such as "Hey Arnold!" and "Ben 10." Yeesh.
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[edit] The Rosie Loophole
/b/tards will refuse requests for Rule 34 on Rosie O'Donnell. Howevar, this isn't technically breaking Rule 34 since refusal isn't denying that Rosie 34 exists nor that it can be created. Anon has now officially delivered tonight on 4chan... there is now no God... the rule 34 of Rosie shall take the place of the exception... Jan-04-08 NEVAR FORGET! FORGET YOU SAW IT AND GET THIS SHIT OUT OF YOUR MEMORY!
[edit] /34/ on 7chan
/34/ is an image board on 7chan that will raep your childhood, as it follows The Rules Of The Internetz. Even though it certainly exists, if no porn of it can be found, it is your responsibility to create more of it. /34/ also doubles as an alternative lolicon board.
[edit] There IS an Exception!
And only one exception there is.
And that exception is Iron Eddie. RULE CANNOT BE BROKEN,FAGGOT!
[edit] The Essence Of /34/
The only rules for posting in /34/:
This board is for Rule 34-related images. "THERE IS PORN OF IT. NO EXCEPTIONS." Please refrain from requesting images of pornography you know to exist, such as Sailor Moon, Card Captors, and almost every anime. This is not /r/.
[edit] Rule 34 Difficulty Rank System
/34/ Difficulty Ranking:
1. A "1" on the /34/ scale means that it's way too easy to find; anyone with a Rule 34 folder should have this. EXAMPLES: Pokemon, Azumanga Daioh, Foster's Home, Sonic the hedgehog, though that is probably a 0, a.k.a blind Retards could find it.
2. A "2" means that it's easy enough to find in AerisDies, WWOEC, Palcomix, even Google Search EXAMPLES: The Simpsons.
3. "3"s mean that you might have to do some digging, but it's still possible for a casual /34/er to come up with. EXAMPLES: Lesser-known Disney Movies, most comic strips
4. A "4" requires great amounts of searching backwater porn sites, and possibly several bumps of a thread.
EXAMPLES: Most real-life movies, local things, walk-on appearances in 1, 2, or 3 rated material, South park (really hard to find) lurk moar, faggot.
5. A "5" means that there is not porn of it. Do your duty and /34/ it. Examples: Walk-on appearances in 3 or 4 rated material, very unpopular or old shows/movies
6. A "6" means there shouldn't be porn of it. EXAMPLES: Rosie O' Donnell, Calvin and Hobbes, The Raccoons, Shay, The Animaniacs, your mom, your grandma..
7. ????
8. PROFIT!
Requests:
I require Bloom County porn. I rate this about 3.5
Pine Cone requires cockney erotica, or any cockney pornography. He rates this about 4.5
[edit] Noteworthy Finds
- Bananas in pajamas
- Tinker Bell and Jiminy Cricket getting it on.
- Orgies featuring the Linux Penguin, BSD Daemon, Clippy, and an anthropomorphic apple.
- Rainbow Brite: Crack fiend by day, topless dancer by night
- 493 species of Pokemon, in every combination, in every position from this list.
- Super Mario Brothers orgies
- Battletoads in their homosexual inclinations.
- Your mom getting butt raped by an elephant trunk and fist fucked by a gerbil
[edit] Exceptions
Despite Rule 34 stating there are no exceptions, the only known exception is Mr. Rogers and Rule 34 itself.. The presentation of this 34 is hypothesized to usher in the Apocalypse.
Rule 34 has been Rule 34'd already.
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A parody on Newgrounds shows Mr. Rogers in a cum stained sweater and with a hardon, I believe this makes him no longer an exception to Rule 34. [2]
/b/ has never found rule 34 on The Game, and some say that because of this it is impossible to lose or win. OH SHI- It's been done too.
[edit] Examples
"If it exists, there is porn of it."
- Lunch does exist, therefore, there is porn of it.
- You do exist, therefore, there is porn of you. If there is no porn of you, someone will create it.
- And the same goes for your mom.
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[edit] See Also
- Adam Savage
- paheal
- Rules Of The Internet
- Sick fuck
- Rule34.com
- ObscureGET
- Zeriara's Gallery of Fan-Rapeing horror
- Snapesnogger's Wall Of Shame
- SarahChihuahua
- List of Porn Parodies
- MOAR
- Atimon
[edit] External Links
The Rule 34's official website.SUSPENDED7chan /34/BALEETED- The SA thread
- Rule 34 Archive
- Large gallery of 34's
- Even GMC has one!
- Flinstones, Rugrats, and Sponge Bob oh my!
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