Rupert Murdoch

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Owner of Fox News and Myspace, which he bought from Tom for $780 million. He now owns at least 100 percent of teh internets. Although it is common knowledge that Jews control the media, Rupert Murdoch now legally owns the sons of David, having bought them at auction from the Illuminati.

Rupert expressing surprise on being accused of running imbalanced news networks.

Though his birth date is not known, it is believed to be sometime around the early 1700s in the low, low, lowlands of Ireland, as evidenced by the wrinkles on that trainwreck of what he calls a face and that musty smell, along with soap-on-a-rope, he carries around with him. The origin of the name Murdoch lies in a 3000 year old Runic language and is roughly translated into "Information Conquer."

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Despite his purchase, "Free Jews" continue to control a small portion of the media.

Virgin doesnt have enough jew gold to pay for ruperts channels

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Hey Proletarians,

My name is Rupert, and I'm controlling every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who will vote for whatever political party I tell you to. You are everything exploitable in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever thought for yourself? I mean, I guess it's fun going with the masses and not thinking critically about what you read or watch, but you all take this to a whole new level. This is even worse than liberal leftists writing in The Guardian.

Don't try to oppose me. Just sit back and relax with a copy of The Sun or watch Fox News. I'm pretty much perfect. I am the CEO of News Corporation, and have more money than most governments. What influence do you have, other than "spreading the word about trying to find Madeleine McCann"? I also get to live a life of luxury, and have a banging hot azn trophy wife (She just blew me; She love me long time). You are all unthinking masses who should just continue taking in my media so that I get more money. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my wife