Ryan Bilodeau
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Ryan Bilodeau is the head of the Young Republicans at the University of Rhode Island where they meet every Monday of every month for the monthly circle jerks. While studying business and political science at URI Ryan also was the campaign manager for two failed Republican elections in the state of Rhode Island. He lost both of the elections due to his obvious homosexuality which republicans naturally hate. IRL Ryan is a self-hating homosexual.
Even his own Republican party has cast him away because of his absolute failure. The Republican party wants nothing to do with Ryan as he cost them two valuable elections. He is subsequently ing of practicing the limp-wristed life style.
Here is the future Republican senator flipping off a camera
His political career is OVER because he doesn't know how to use the internet.
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[edit] Employment
Ryan has applied for several internships and jobs only to have this very article be the reason for being rejected. This article ranks as the 2nd highest result when you google Ryan's name. Everything contained in this article is 100% true and verified. It is fair and balanced.
[edit] Facebook faggotry
Ryan also tried to further his political career by posting an image of him making a limp-wristed gesture at a faggot on his Facebook profile. When this image was sent to every gay leader and other leaders at his University by a member of his own young republicans group in an effort to discredit him, it created much lulz that it even ended up in the student newspapers. Ryan took the image down, but we have it archived here. lulz ^-^
Ryan desperately cried to the URI Snugglenet police and claimed his password was hacked and the image was edited. However, Ryan's knowledge of computers is proportional to how in touch he is with the nations political views. Ryan went up the Internet police ladder all the way to Yahoo to get the DNS number of the person who sent the e-mail. However Yahoo had better things to do than to worry about Ryan's drama.
[edit] Registration as a sex offender
As of May 2007 Ryan was busted by Perverted Justice trying to solicit sex with a 12 year old boy. Ryan was forced to register as a sex offender in the state of Rhode Island but used his republican connections to avoid it being publically known.
[edit] Ryan's Dad
Is dead, he was a janitor at his highschool Mount St. Charles. Ryan was bullied not only over his enormous weight, but also over his dad being a janitor at the high school he went to. Ryan's dad died a horrible homosexual death which Ryan tried to cover up. Ryan's dad had drugs found in his system and was a known heroine addict. Ryan inherited his homosexuality from his father as it is passed on from the fathers side. The only reason Ryan's dad had a son was because he sold his aids ridden sperm for drug money.
[edit] The Haxx
Ryan just can't let things go. For example: after complaining to ED about his article and subsequently realizing that ED is serious business, Ryan decided to get all chummy with one of the dramacrats involved, and perhaps use her to haxx0r his his ex-girlfriend's computer.
[02:01] flowmobile: alright I have an awesome story for you
[02:01] Cancer Chips: shoot
[02:01] flowmobile: my ex-gf who lied to me about having a dead brother
[02:01] flowmobile: idk if I have prefaced you with this fact already
[02:02] Cancer Chips: no, but by now i figure you had an ex who lied to you about a fake dead brother
[02:02] flowmobile: haha okay yes
[02:02] flowmobile: messed up, huh?
[02:02] Cancer Chips: kinda
[02:02] flowmobile: really took me for an emotional ride and essentially betrayed me
[02:02] flowmobile: SO
[02:03] flowmobile: the girl by definition has issues, and so it is no surprise that at the center of
the problem is a denial of reality
[02:03] Cancer Chips: right
[02:04] flowmobile: not only did she fabricate stories like that to me, but then she made me the bad
guy when I found out that she was lying, a mere month in, so that she wouldn't
have to face the issues she has
[02:04] flowmobile: so to me that infuriates me
[02:04] flowmobile: in that she now "talks shit" to all of our mutual friends
[02:04] Cancer Chips: ruin her
[02:04] flowmobile: haha
[02:04] flowmobile: you're great
[02:04] flowmobile: well listen I am getting there
[02:04] flowmobile: this is so great
[02:04] Cancer Chips: that's what you gotta do
[02:04] Cancer Chips: k
[02:05] flowmobile: I thought of you the entire time I was conspiring
[02:05] flowmobile: k so
[02:05] Cancer Chips: lol
[02:05] Cancer Chips: thx
[02:05] flowmobile: yeah is that a compliment or an insult?
[02:05] flowmobile: why we broke up is obviously going to come up to our mutual friends, so she has
told them all really fucked up lies about me
[02:05] Cancer Chips: im an inspiration, no?
[02:05] flowmobile: oh yes
[02:05] flowmobile: now I already ratted her out to her parents, but that wasnt enough
[02:05] flowmobile: I see her roomate yesterday in the student union, so i told her everything
[02:06] flowmobile: so her roomate is pissed at her for me
[02:06] Cancer Chips: that's a good start
[02:06] flowmobile: her roomate is the number one person i could have lobbied
[02:06] flowmobile: she is going to help me in WHATEVER i want to do
[02:06] flowmobile: so i was thinking this
[02:06] flowmobile: get ready to LOL
[02:08] Cancer Chips: k
[02:11] flowmobile: this girl spit in my face
[02:11] flowmobile: i was perfect to her
[02:11] flowmobile: perfect
[02:11] Cancer Chips: sucker
[02:11] flowmobile: so shes getting fucked
[02:11] Cancer Chips: good
[02:11] Cancer Chips: bring the ruin
[02:11] flowmobile: ya well in the end, i win
[02:11] flowmobile: its just serving justice
[02:11] Cancer Chips: it is
[02:11] flowmobile: i'd like to hack into her comp and ruin it
[02:12] flowmobile: like one day when she is away from the weekend, im gonna do something to her shit
[02:12] Cancer Chips: what do you know about that kind of work?
[02:12] flowmobile: her roomates gonna let me in
[02:12] flowmobile: what can i do
[02:12] flowmobile: any ideas
[02:12] Cancer Chips: hmm...
[02:12] Cancer Chips: i'll tell you what
[02:12] Cancer Chips: give me a few days
[02:12] Cancer Chips: and i'll give you a file i want you to put on there
[02:12] flowmobile: this has haunted me for weeks like ive been pissed
[02:12] flowmobile: okay but i have to hack in there first
[02:12] flowmobile: which i dont know how to do
[02:12] flowmobile: what about if someone direct connected to her over AIM
[02:12] flowmobile: sent her the file that way
[02:12] Cancer Chips: i want you to put it on there and run it for me, it'll do the rest on it's own,
and i'll have her box
[02:13] flowmobile: box?
[02:13] Cancer Chips: oh, i thought you were actually gonna get on it physically?
[02:13] Cancer Chips: comp
[02:13] flowmobile: no idk if I can because she brings it with her everywhere
[02:13] flowmobile: her roomate can though
[02:13] flowmobile: but
[02:13] flowmobile: she has a screen saver password
[02:13] flowmobile: its an apple
[02:13] Cancer Chips: she's not going to run something a total stranger sends her
[02:13] Cancer Chips: what is her aim?
[02:14] flowmobile: xrhodyxtenx
[02:14] flowmobile: is her s/n
<!-- a few minutes of bullshitting about what kind of hax can be pulled off -->
[02:17] flowmobile: okay so how do we get it on there? direct connect through aim?
[02:17] flowmobile: the second she shuts her cover, screen saver goes on
[02:17] flowmobile: and roomate cant put it on
[02:17] flowmobile: due to password
[02:17] Cancer Chips: i'll figure something out... it also depends on whether she has an intelmac or
not, cause it's written in asm for ppc
[02:17] flowmobile: right ok
[02:18] flowmobile: and if not we do the good-old fashioned baseball bat smashing
[02:18] flowmobile: that would be more enjoyable
[02:19] Cancer Chips: yea, but baseball bat smashing is vandalism
[02:19] flowmobile: right. the great thing is everything you do seems to be legal
[02:19] Cancer Chips: my trick leaves nothing. it runs, does its job, and kils itself
[02:19] flowmobile: good
[02:19] Cancer Chips: not really
[02:19] flowmobile: k ha
[02:19] Cancer Chips: it's just untraceable
[02:19] flowmobile: right
[02:19] flowmobile: fuck her
[02:19] Cancer Chips: right
[02:20] Cancer Chips: i love ruin
[02:20] flowmobile: pay some black guys to rape her
[edit] Personal Life
Ryan loves chasers as opposed to plumpers. You see, Ryan had a weight problem growing up. On his off time he hangs out with his brother and partner Billy Bilodeau.
His ex-girlfriend (the one he tried to have haxxed) has a restraining order on him, but he denies it:
[02:45] flowmobile: the other day i was talking to this girl and she walked by and her face turned red and she put her head down. she told her roomate that she had supposedly gotten a restraining order against me so when she saw me that day she came up to me and was like the r/o doesnt allow us to be this close [02:45] flowmobile: so thats kind of a microcosm of what i dealt with [02:48] Cancer Chips: rough [02:49] flowmobile: i know [02:49] flowmobile: we've all made mistakes and lied, like i did the other day [02:49] flowmobile: but this is fabricating stories [02:50] flowmobile: alright well u got better shit to do than talk about this crazy gir [02:50] flowmobile: girl
[edit] Personal Quotes
Ryan tries to live by the motto “Strength and Honor,” and names his father as his personal hero, because “he gave everything he could for his family.”
This is obviously true. If "Strength and Honor" means failing miserably in life. His father is obviously his hero, where do you think Ryan learned his homosexuality?
In ten years, Ryan hopes to be “wherever God calls me to be,”
Wake up Ryan, Jesus died a long time ago. If he was so smart? How come he is dead?
[edit] Ryan's Favorite Quotes
(Taken from his Facebook profile)
| —Ryan Bilodeau, URIGOP |
Well Ryan, I would consider this page being on the top Google search results for your name to be that final defeat.
| —Ryan Bilodeau, URIGOP |
You must be frozen after reading this article... LULZ... fucking faggot.
| —Ryan Bilodeau, URIGOP |
FYI: Everyone hates you because you're arrogant. Die in a fire plz thx.
| —Ryan Bilodeau, on his ex |
LOL wut? Racism, Revenge, and Rape? Sounds exactly like the kind of guy I would want to elect.
[edit] Future Plans
Ryan will be back to the University of Rhode Island this coming school year Sept 2007. Be sure to drop him a line using the contact info below. As the year progresses and he commits racial hate crimes they will be documented here.
[edit] Contacting Ryan for gay love
Ryan loves blind dates! He loves to post his information on Craigslist looking to smoke some rod.
You can contact Ryan at:
E-mail: rbilodeau@mail.uri.edu, flowmobile@gmail.com
AIM: flowmobile
