Ryan Hawe

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

One of the most famous instances of Transformers fandom drama, a Canadian with a head shaped like a keyhole (adorned by a fabulous mullet) named Ryan Hawe once managed, inexplicably, to get a girlfriend. He brought her into Transformer fandom, where she immediately became more popular and well-known than he, especicially on USENET and IRC.

After dating less than a year, she broke up with him and began dating another Transfan from IRC. Enraged, Ryan began stalking her across the Internets, mentioning her in every USENET post he made for the next 5 years, and hijacking her fan character. He even went as far as retaining a lawyer to find out what his legal rights were towards said fanchar.

Hawe later accused the girl's new boyfriend of threatening his life via a joke made on IRC, and harped on it for years. Later, he slyly threatened new boyfriend's life in a variety of incredibly gay ways, mostly involving lame puns on Transformer character names and the new boyfriend's IRC handle.

Though the girl had long left USENET, he would constantly mention her to the point that her friends had to get in massive flamewars with him telling him to shut up, despite the fact that 99.9% of everyone had no idea what any of them were talking about.

Also made an internet shrine to her two years after their dissolution.

Considered one of the biggest fags in the history of the fandom.

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An archived post made by Ryan upon LEAVING USENET FOREVAR!!!11