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Ryulong
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Ryulong is an Jewish Otakukin living with his gay lover Danny in Miami, Florida. Like most Florida Jews, he grew up (so to speak) in Long Island, New York. Calling him Jewranger really gets him butthurt.
A Wikipedia Sysop, Ryulong was brought to power in a rigged election George W would be proud of, and even then only with blessing of Raul654 because "I like him", Ryulong has been making admin abuse sexy again ever since. TOW's most formidable line of defense against vandals and trolls, he is feared by all for using his admin powers like a bull in a china shop. He just sits at his computer, hitting refresh on Recent changes, waiting, watching for you to make an edit for him to revert. Although he claims to be a chemical oceanography/anthropology major, he only edits articles about Pokemon, Power Rangers, Japanese Power Rangers, and Kamen Rider which just screams autistic teenager.
Ryulong has an acount on ED, and he is very keen that assertions made about him on this page be appropriately referenced. Surprisingly, he has not yet been banned, the way he was from Transformers Wiki and the Transmasters Forums.[2] He also freaks out if you upload and label an image incorrectly on Wikipedia, and forces people to upload images he wants to Wikipedia for his own use. He is also a humongous Naruto fan, he loves Naruto almost as much as he loves Wikipedia, he frequently uses Naruto Wiki.
Ryulong is also psychic, and is able to permanently block people from Wikipedia if he anticipates some "disruptive editing," even if the person was merely responding on a talk page, in a completely "civil" manner.[3]
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The truth about Ryulong
"He can't help it he doesn't have anything better to do than be an ass to kids on the web. I bet his life is sad, full of sitting naked in a bean bag chair watching anime and eating ramen raw out of the bag." - [1]
That's just cold
A woman comes to Wikipedia for help:
- "I don't know where to exactly go my friend has 3 babies a soon to be x husband who is in jail now left her with no money and she has a job but her landlord told her she has until saturday to come up with $500 dollars to pay the rent or she is out on the street with 3 babies, I'm trying to find services to help her and I know I'm not on the right page but I can't seem to find the right one Please she needs help I've gave them food but I don't have that type of money.. Please help me to help my friend you can email me at isissilvermoon27@yahoo.com Thank You for reading this and if you could help point me in the right direction.... Thank You"
Ryulong Reverts, Bans with email blocked! She also gets no answer. Maybe her friend should've had an abortion instead of a ton of kids from a crack-dealing nigger! The next day it is confirmed that the mother had to sell her body for money.
Child abuse
- From Ryulong <ryulong67@gmail.com> To "Aywana Txxxxxxx" < xxxxxxxxxx@lycos.com> Listen. I don't care if you are 13, or whatever. Stop vandalizing my page at the Japanese Wikipedia. It's your own fucking fault for impersonating me TWICE and I got my user name changed to the one that I should have had in the first place. Go edit Bulbapedia. I couldn't care less what you do over there. If you want, bring up your ban to the ArbCom at the English Wikipedia, but then all you can edit is your case. Just LEAVE ME ALONE YOU GOD DAMN CHILD.
Of course, through this hateful diatribe we also learn that weeaboo Ryulong has an account on Japanese Wikipedia. And what an amusing history he has had there! Young Aywana impersonated him with "Ryuulong" and did some hilarious vandalism.
As a matter of fact, Ryulong has accounts on many different versions of Wikipedia, including Wikipedia in Volapuk, a language invented by some 19th century Polish dude, as well as "Pennsylvania Dutch," an old-fashioned dialect of German spoken only by religious extremists of the Pennsylvania countryside, who ride around in a horse & buggy, and don't even use electricity, let alone internets. How about Nauruan? Spoken only on a small shithole island in the South Pacific, with no trees or vegetation, serving only as Australia's dumping ground for illegal boat people who arrive on Australian beaches. Simple English? Yes. Also, some ridiculous Chinese coastal dialect that uses letters instead of Chinese characters.
The question remains: Why? Isn't he a Jewish 19 years old, goin' to college, livin' by the beach, counting his Jew gold, havin' the time of his life? Why spend hours mucking around in Wikipedias that are even more of a joke than the main one, a place where he spends pathologically too much time already?
Ryulong says Frida Kahlo is his favorite artist, because "her presence can be humorous in the right situation." This is really fucktarded because all he knows about the self-obsessed emo attention whore Frida Kahlo was in the movie.
He is the cancer that is killing /b/
Ryulong is widely-known as the cancer that is killing /b/. While always controlling 4chan articles like a /b/tard, he shows contempt for everything /b/. He has always hated Habbo Raids, he won't let 4chan update their screenshot, and he won't even correct media portrayal of 4chan. If he was true to /b/, he would correct false things like the HACKERS ON STEROIDS fox propaganda. I mean the furries on Wikipedia have always ignored how the media portrays them and just went on to write what they considered the truth. But not, Ryulong. He hates 4chan.
He hates /b/ memes, including Chocolate Rain. Example:
- 21:15, 8 August 2007 Ryulong (Talk | contribs) deleted "Talk:Chocolate rain" (per current deletion of Chocolate Rain)
- 21:15, 8 August 2007 Ryulong (Talk | contribs) deleted "Chocolate rain" (per current deletion of Chocolate Rain)
Currently Ryulong considers he created all memes himself, his favorites include Ceiling Cat, Surprised nigger, and an unfunny version of "banana phone". He shows hatred towards certain memes such as Chocolate Rain, Slowpoke, Rick Roll, and others mainly because his friends peer pressured him into thinking so. It is truly a wonder why admins haven't permab& him yet.
Ryulong is no newb. He knows how to deal with criticism
Unlike some n00b bureaucratic fucks, Ryulong knows how to deal with criticism. Revert it in under a minute and ban the IP for life. Good thing he took care of it properly, or else he'd end up in the news.
Ryulong's profiles
Ryulong is a regular and also a lurker on websites such as http://rangerboard.com and http://henshinjustice.com. Here are his profiles for both Rangerboard and HenshinJustice. His best friends are YellowStranger and Ladymercury. He spends alot of time in the HenshinJustice irc @rizon.net. Please use this info wisely. FACT Raids on him and his friends make him cry and he will vanish from the internet LOL. Currently Ryulong created a second account on ED by the name of FaggotryreignsED, he has given into the trolls and decided to cry about it, but to keep up his "image", he created a second account on ED to do so.
Dragons
Ryulong is totally enthusiastic about Dragons. He is the former owner of www.dracoisland.tk, which resolved to www.geocities.com/ryulong6787.
I took the Inner Dragon online quiz and found out I am a Copper Dragon on the inside. My Inner Dragon is the mighty warrior of dragon-kind. It's just that simple. Coppers show up when someone's about to die. Coppers don't mess around, and they don't play evil games like Red Dragons. They don't bother with magic, like Gold Dragons. They exist for a purpose, and they serve it well. But what sort of a dragon would I be if that really was the whole story? I also like to stomp my enemies, start the occasional war, and spend lazy hours preening my battle aura. My favorable attributes are strength, physical abilities, thriftiness, warmth, and longevity in battle. Just in case some puny human (or conniving Red Dragon) thinks they can get the drop on me, I've got a concealed breath weapon - gigantic masses of Fire. Hey, it's the tried and true way to cook a cow in 0.75 seconds.
His Favorite Song
In the whole entire world
See also
- SchmuckyTheCat (who picked a fight with him)
- Kike
Links
- Here is an old cached version (with messed-up HTML) of the Ryulong article on Wikiabuse. It got a little better before the site was shut down.
- They tried to throw it down the memory hole, but an American hero points out Ryulong's lack of integrity, remembering his lie about being open to recall, chides the prize turkey for being an asshole, and again reminds him of his broken promises.
- Ryulong's user pages on wikis, don't vandalise them though!
- page on wikipedia (always protected)
- page on japans wikipedia
- page on volapuk wiki
- page on Pennsylvania Dutch
- page on Nauruan
- page on simple wiki
- user page on naruto wiki
- or..
- drop him a nice email @ ryulong67@gmail.com
- profile on rangerboard.com
- profile on henshinjustice forum
- His second ED account
References
1. Finkelstein, Norman. Beyond Chutzpah: On the Misuse of Antisemitism and the Abuse of History. University of California Press, 2005, p. 78.
2. 人造人間キカイダ, v.6:133-135
3. ネットワークゲーム 鬼ごっこ: 登場！史上最強の鬼登場. 君は逃げ切れるか, p. 23
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