Snapesnogger
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Snapesnogger is a whiny little brat chink from DeviantART who draws lame-ass anime-style Harry Potter fanart, mainly of Severus Snape (Alan Rickman) in thongs and various gay apparel. She also has a huge jerk circle of mindless weeaboo fanbrats whose insidious lovefests have caused her to skyrocket to the second most popular deviant on the goddamn site.
She believes it's perfectly fine to draw the same way for several years with little improvement or variety, and if you challenge this notion, she will instantly lash out at you, claiming that you are clearly blind as to not recognize the brilliance of her mpreg, 60% female/40% male nagas with non-female vaginas and non-male cocks. She will then proceed to curl into a little ball and weep like a bitch.
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[edit] About Snapesnogger
Snapesnogger has written and drawn illustrations for several of her fucktarded stories which include:
- Her fanfiction in which Snape and Hermione get turned into the cutest iggly noseless bunnies you ever did see. They 'fall in love', have lots of sex, Hermione gets pregnant, et cetera. Warning! never look at this shit.
- Her comic "Angel 1,000", about some retard angel with a cheese fetish and his friends fighting demons. Not much is known about this story save that the main character is a nerd who dies and becomes the special 1,000th bishie angel, and that all of his friends can be found in their original forms in Japan's finer anime. It serves as a fine testament to Snapesnogger's unabashed creativity and originality.
- Her comic "Red Venom",, which stars a homosexual 60% female, 40% male, half human, half snake creature (which she incorrectly calls a Naga) that gets pregnant and has a litter of bizarre little snake things. She's scared to death someone is going to steal and copyright her Red Venom idea before she gets a chance to make it into a major motion picture herself, even though it's doubtful a story about a homosexual snake hermaphrodite that shits out eggs would be a big box-office draw.
She suffers from the dreaded Bishie syndrome and has a preference for vore/swallowing fetishes, pregnancy fetishes (Mpreg especially), pedophilia, guro/gore, violence with everybody present crying profusely and unrealistically, and of course, furry sex. She also seems to hate noses, though nobody knows why (perhaps because she can't fucking draw them)
She had a Gaiafag who whored out overly priced commissions of other GaiaOnline avatars. Seeing how many retarded people are willing to pay for a shitty chibi drawing gives Snapesnogger a case of unwarranted self-importance, possibly because she's not yet as stupid as the people who pay her.
Overall, the only notable thing about Snapesnogger is that /b/ considers her a laughing stock and someone phished her for her username and password, then threw a nice copy of Tubgirl up on her front page. Lulz ensued as her equally worthless fanbase shat themselves collectively.
[edit] ART LULZ
Snapesnogger likes to believe that she's the second most popular artist on deviantART (following her idol Bleedman) and has so many fans/watchers because she's a great artist. While it's more probable that she's so popular because she draws kawaii chibi anime fanart and Mpreg slash from popular TV shows and movies on a site where weeaboo idiots reign supreme, we'll let you be the judge:
Snapesnogger's depiction of the Bible |
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It's like Borat, but far more disgusting and retarded. |
Any time Snapesnogger tries to prove she knows realism, you can bet the only thing she'll post is a bird. |
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Snapesnogger takes a relatively cool deviantART fad and completely fucks it up with her faggotry. Note how fat she is how her speed confirms it. |
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Snapesnogger perverts Breast Cancer Awareness. The feeling up of one's boobs is how one checks for lumps, but why does one also need to feel up one's nether regions? |
Snigger has decided a someone else's character is now her GUARDIAN ANGEL. Apparently she is also a bird furry?? |
Chawklit Reighn - bitch's stealin' our memes again... |
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Obviously Gemma has no idea that sugar in the pussy = BIGTIME YEAST INFECTION |
[edit] Fun Facts
- Snapesnogger believes that the trolls hate her because she's popular. Not because she's a querulous little twat, but because she has several ass-kissing fannits.
- Snapesnogger will plug her ears, sing Fergie songs at the top of her lungs, and pretend she can't hear you when you attempt to tell her how much everyone hates her -- or at least the truth as to why -- then ban you and tell all her 'friends' not to believe anything you say. Ever.
- Snapesnogger hates all of her fans. The reason for this is that she finds herself too superior to relate to her "retarded fan base." In fact, Snapesnogger has actually taken a strong dislike to almost all humanity, believing that no living being could possibly measure up to her all-mighty skills at drawing androgynous, pregnant nagas and Severus Snape dressed like a furry.
- Though she claims she is not egotistical, she'll never think twice about telling you to fuck off if you call her mediocre.
- She will beg her fans not to kiss her ass and then, not five minutes later, turn around and ask for their "opinion" (read: pucker up, ladies).
- Snapesnogger has had lesbian thoughts!
- Back in the day, Snapesnogger was hired by Squaresoft to do the noseless artwork for the cult-hit game Final Fantasy Tactics.
- Her biggest fan is Zeriara.
- Once she gets a high bid for her crap art at her Gaia Online Auction she will disappear, leaving the bidder holding their bag.
- Jeffree Moon has tried to recruit her in his "war" against ED.
[edit] Snapesnogger - The Talented Poet and Prayer Writer
BEHOLD!
| —Fadedfutures, losing his faith |
This is, without a doubt one of the most fucktarded things a fangirl can do, write a prayer -- or rather, take a Christian prayer and make it even more fail -- for one's own fetish.
And so, we feel a strong need to show you how Snapesnogger shits in the face of Religion and -- once again -- ruins the name of Severus Snape.
Our Severus, who art in hogwarts,
Hallowed be thy nose.
Thy caulrdon come.
Thy will be done,
On the astronomy tower as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily potion.
And forgive us our bad grades,
As we forgive those who curse our asses off.
And lead us not into detention,
But deliver us from evil.
For thou is the hotness,
and the smartness,
and teh SEX,
for ever and ever.
Avada kedavera
This is a crap sandwich. It is made of fail and AIDS. And a typo.
[edit] On DevianTart
[edit] SnapeSnogger IS deviantart
Her fanbase strikes again as one devoted person swears up and down that Snapesnogger is devianTART. P-tecker has left his faggotry all over her page, giving every known fact out there to prove that she is the best artist in the world. He also has confessed his undying love for her.
[edit] OH NOES ART THEFT!
[edit] Stacey English
One day Snoggy was moaning in her journal (now deleted) about an art thief who stole some of her art and posted it on Elfwood, posing as her, and sicced her fanbeasts upon them. While this is acceptable in and of itself, she never gave a crap when "Stacey English" was stealing other people's artwork or posing as them.
Deviantartist Kez-ler-tron (lol B&) decided to call her on this. The full conversation can be found here.
Quotes
| —Kez-ler-tron, telling it like it is |
| —Snapesnogger, being her loving self |
[edit] Venezuela
So when Stacey English steals Snogger's art, she flies into a batshit rage. However when a Venezuelan newspaper, a T-shirt shop in Canada, and some anime convention in Mexico hosted in a barn on a dirt farm does it -- and makes money off of it -- Snogger is A-OK! Even honored!!
She doesn't have the sense to sue or ask for royalities from any of these people, even as they profit by using her shit, thus proving that she will never make any money off her art. But she claims that as long as it's fanart and not her pregnant homosexual snake furries or fucktarded angels (Who would use any of those for anything anyway, amirite?) that she doesn't care.
It should be noted for the lulz that the Venezuelan newspaper ripped off the only thing that made Snapesnogger an internet celebrity in the first place.
Also, with this out in the open, she's pretty well given us all the option to totally fuck around with her art! So sell it on DA! Sell it in your town! It's "lol, funny" according to Snoogy and she won't have any problem with it at all!
Some deviants decided to tell Snoggy off from her faggotry. |
[edit] Pudge03
As Snapesnogger is ultimately a clusterfuck of confusion and failure, she baffles us once again. To sum it up:
- It's NOT OKAY for some random online person to steal her art and claim to be her.
- It's A-OKAY for other countries to steal and sell copies of her crappy fanart IRL and not give her a single lick of credit or royalties.
- It's NOT OKAY for some random Tartlet to make a freehanded copy of her art and submit it to their gallery.
Recently, one of Snogger's brain-dead fans posted a comment to her userpage with a link to a picture that was freehanded from Snogger's fucktarded Harry Potter chibi heads and stated that the artist -- Pudge03 -- was 'trying to steal' it.
Upon hearing of such an unimaginable travesty as freehanding -- when one copies an existing picture entirely by hand (which differs it from tracing as there was actually effort put into it) -- two of Snogger's lackeys, as well as Snogger herself, went to confront the hapless Deviant and urge them to take down the picture or face being reported. This proves that Snapesnogger will forever be obsessed with petty shit that happens on the internet and it is a lost cause to try and teach her that real life should be more important. Thus far, it appears that the artist doesn't give a shit and deviantART staff has yet to remove the picture.
What's particularly faggoty about this incident is that this is certainly not the only submission on deviantART that was made referencing Snogger's work and one has to wonder if she and her fucktarded weeaboo superfan intend to scour the entire god damned website and report every single one of them, thus making more work for the lazy deviantART staff and giving them yet another reason to hate her.
[edit] Breaking News: Snapesnogger makes new DeviantArt account!
Recently, Snogger created a new account on DA to avoid all those who hate her and believe her work is complete shit. Being as brilliant as she is, claiming to be sick of drama, she posted the decision in her journal, in order to gather her fantards in an attention whoring pity party. The latter smeared all the comments with so much failing sobs and hugs, that the server went down, unable to cope with imbecility. The sheer lameness can be seen in the fact that she actually makes her fanbase to fucking dig up the site in search of her zomg-precious artwork, so to cause moar drama than ever.
So, what did Snapesnogger do, and why did she whine that ED soon found her new hideout? Liek, posting utterly recognizable crap featuring her bestest male lesbian dyke friend (who was too smart enough to add the abhorrent pieces of art to her fav), using the same avatards and mentioning ED in the fucking FIRST journal is TTLY CANSPIRACEE LOL.
Drama ensued immediately, and rages on. Despite all her claims of being mature and independent from fans, this current lulzfest clearly depicts that nothing in the whole world will make Snogger moar than a hypocritical lolcow, which hungers moar and moar pageviews, faves, and e-fame, but still can't accept even an ounce of critique.
So here's a link to her new account she doesn't want anyone to see. Sweet Fucking Jesus, B&! The raiding/trolling/spamming/butthurt has already begun, because the creepy gay nagas and bunny fucktard people with saw-like teeth are just too obvious to ignore.
As always, she hides comments as fast as shits art, so scrncpzplzthx for great justice.
[edit] NEW Account, NEW Fantards
You would think that since the almighty Gemma has changed for the better she would curb her creepy fetishes just a tad. NOT SO!
[edit] NEW!!!- Snigger/Owlgem now has her own little gaggle of "platoon" fag followers!
- cruzbones One of her bunny suited dyke friends. Doesn't even post art, so no lulz can be had. Used to be a troll, but is believed to be retired.
- cricketkitty
- shiftymoof One of her bunny suited friends, a true friend of gemma's. Her boob tree loving friend, boobyman Used to be a troll, but is beleived to be retired. While she is retired as a full on troll, she still has some tricks up her sleeve.
- rei-briefs Can actually draw better than snogger, go figure...
- owlgem last but certainly not least, especially in the ass, snogger herself
[edit] Bitter Truth can't be hidden
Some people, seeing this unsurpassable faggotry, tried to reason Snogger, and of course, the comments were hidden with the speed of light. Thanks to GPRS, some of the wise words were saved, as to be an eternal reminder to the whiny shit's fucktardness.
| — Kitsune-, trying to sugercoat the harsh reality |
Of course, the Snogger couldn't bear the insults.
| — Knifeguy's TL;DR attempt to surpass "Snapesnogger-Listen" |
Seems like Snogger does NOT have dignity as the comment was hidden. As well as she has no logic either.
| — D45 speaks the truth. |
Ofcourse, Gemma summoned up one briliant reply:
| — Gemma being her usual, fat self. |
[edit] A New Chapter Begins
A few days ago Snapesnogger announced that DA is no place for 'professional artists' to try and make a living (no shit). Now that Snogger has crap printed on a t-shirt, and SOLD her fucked up 'over 9000' inspired shirt, she is a pro, guys. Therefore, she no longer needs her legions of fans to make her feel like she is loved. In her recent journal little Snigger tries to bid a fake farwell:
| —Snogger-lying to her pitiful self |
Snigger claims she no longer needs to feel consoled by her millions of pageviews. Obviously, she is full of shit, being the popularity whore she is. By creating a new DA account, Snogger is once again trying to run from her "drama" in which she has always brought opon her stupid self. Running (or slithering, in Snogger's case) away from her once thriving hovel of kiss ass fans and numerous flames is going to solve her problems and get her moneys, obviously. Snogger admits that she was emo at least, yet she still tries to hide it all and make herself seem like an hero and lie again when she says she has friends.
Snigger may believe her method of lowering her vendetta with Anon will work; whoever finds and posts the link to this new account will bring sweet, epic lulz. One may choose to interpret Gemma's disowning of her precious Snapesnogger account (and alias) a victory for nigras everywhere. Also notice Snogger's new, potential website which has yet to be launched. Expect some horrible coding, nagas, and haxxing when she finally decides to finish it.
[edit] Snapesnogger Returns!
Being the whiny little shit she is, she came back to her original account as Snapesnogger tried to convince everyone the trolls did not faze her. Apparently, they have no lives and are obsessed with her. She claims she feels sorry for them because apparently she's not the one with the mental condition. She goes on to say "i mean...i don't actually do anything bad anymore." Like the hidden constructive criticism and blocking everyone who is not a fantard do not count as "bad".
She tries to lie by saying "despite what some of you may do to try and bring me down, I will just take it in my stride. you people are making me stronger and stronger, what doesn't kill me can only help me in the future." even though everyone knows she crawls into a corner and cuts herself every time someone says anything slightly negative about her art.
When a few reasonable people tried to get through her thick head and tell her she didn't get it at all, she tried to pull her usual "You don't know me!" bullshit. Amai-Nihachi succeeded in making Snogger use her RavingG account to reply on the Snapesnogger page. Realizing she made herself sound like even more of a retard, Snapesnogger promptly hid the comments, leaving her original TL;DR. By doing this, it's obvious she thought she made herself look like the determined hero, instead of the fool. Succeeding in making a fool of herself, someone reminded her by linking to this section of this article.
After the situation died down, Snogger found a link to a giftart of her character Gemma on her page. The poor fantard Jerica-the-Angel was taken aback when Snogger blatantly refused the gift. Why? Simply because Jerica-the-Angel said in response to Amai-Nihachi's "you don't get it" comment, "Don't you see Gemma? :( She's right. I feel bad that you're going though this, but you have to listen :(" Needless to say, Snogger AKA RavingG jumped to her own defense and "yelled" at the poor fantard.
Zelda164 welcomes Snoggy with open arms, straying from his "clever trolling". |
[edit] UH-OH! Better call the Waaambulance!
Gemmy-poo has just posted a journal whining and bitching about how much of a victim she is, beggin people to leave her alone, publicly insulting her fan base and wondering why people have problems with her, not realizing if she grew up and stopped being a whiny little cunt-face things might change... NEVERMIND. Apparently someone succeeded in 'hacking' her account, though this is yet to be proven and may just be Snogger's way of defending her extremely emo behavior.
Yup, Snogger has pulled a DivineAngel and made up a shite excuse for her appalling behaviour - screencaps coming soon folks! Even though any idiot knows that a hacker would not have deleted the journal or hid the lulzy comments, Snogger still stands by her excuse.
[edit] I Nose Nagas - Snoggy Breaks Her New Year's Resolution
| —Snapesnogger, on showing her true colors |
There were bad puns and butthurt for all when a particularly clever TARTlet, FoxNede, cooked up a masterpiece called "I Nose Nagas" featuring a character resembling Snoggy's emo hermaphrodite fag in a Groucho Marx getup.
The image was pretty harmless and light-hearted, but oddly, that's not what set Snoggy off, no. The picture didn't bother her but the people laughing at it did (LOL WUT). Just having a giggle was enough to set Snapesnogger off and get her bitching about cruelty and people hating her (her usual rap), thus predictably breaking her New Year's resolution. Only, you know, these weren't trolls and meaniebutts so much as people just chuckling at a cute drawing that Snoggy herself claimed she didn't find insulting.
Though she threw a few insults at people (like the one above), devianTART deleted the artwork rather than banning her for her verbal attacks, since she's popular. The system works. (Now if she had been spouting 4chan memes at the same time she would have been permabanned.)
During her hissy fit she also insulted her fanbase, again, and yet they continue to lick her ass and beg for more:
[edit] GAIA LULZ
If you've been living under a rock for at least 100 years, you may not have noticed -- or perhaps just not given a shit -- that Snapesnogger ALSO has a Gaia Online account (just one more milestone in her plot to take over the internet). But one must remember that where there is Snogger, there is SURE to be lulz!
For example, she insists that she hates all the drama that surrounds her and yet -- like a fly on a particularly foul pile of shit -- she just can't stay away. Witness for yourself the drama that actually preceded Snapesnogger on Gaia Online -- a site where fags generally go to complain about Tartlets:
Snapesnogger is a bitch -- Who knew?
This thread was created in February 2007 just so people could bitch about Snapesnogger, which is practically a national pastime now. Interest died out after a while, and the last post was made on February 20th. However, after the thread was dead and gone, Snogger (under one of her numerous Gaiafag accounts, "Jerrymalou") shows up -- NEARLY TWO MONTHS LATER -- and drags the drama right back up to the top of the forums.
We thank you for insisting that everyone is a sick fuck just like you. Even if it were true, most of us still have the sense not to post gay anime furry porn and Harry Potter slash all over the internet (or in /b/'s case, not to post their own).
[edit] Banned from y!Gallery
On December, 22nd, 2006, Snapesnogger was banned from y!Gallery after a long period of continuous retardedness and rule-breaking. The final straw was a gratuitous and anatomically incorrect drawing with a supposedly male character who, she quickly revealed, had a decidedly non-male vagina. Y!Gallery, being a site for lonely women and closet lesbians to share their yaoi femmy male on male porn, is very anti-snatch.
She posted to her DA journal complaining about the cruel mods and her unfair treatment and 'frivolous' banning, and added a touch of sour grapes by saying "Perhaps I don't like being stiffled by rules..." This has proven once and for all that in Snapesnogger's mind, common sense simply does not exist (and also that bitch can't spell).
After a y!Gallery mod (who also happened to have a dA account) chastised her -- 1) for complaining when she knew perfectly well what the rules of the site were and yet broke them anyway, and 2) for thinking that because she was popular and had so many fans on y!G that she should be given special treatment -- Snapesnogger replied, "its just a site, a stupid strict site. i wish i had seen it earlier. please dont send me anymore notes."
It should be noted that Snapesnogger's rule-breaking on y!Gallery included:
- Lying about her age and signing up there before she had turned 18
- Uploading copyrighted material for a club
- Harassing a moderator for drawing "offensive hick nagas" (which, as it turns out, had nothing to even do with her)
- Uploading an image that she stated was of her on deviantART but lied on y!Gallery saying it was just a "REALLY girly guy" (presumably because she didn't get her fill of favorites on dA and sought more from Y!Gallery)
[edit] Forgiveness DENIED
Despite how strict and stupid she thought the site was, just 2 days later, upon the introduction of a form to provide banned users with a chance to return to the gallery, Snapesnogger eagerly filled it out. Unfortunately, it was a trap, and she was promptly redirected to this ED article.
She didn't seem to like this very much, judging by this message that was reportedly sent to a moderator:
| —Snapesnogger, unleashing the fucking fury |
And our response to it all:
| —Everyone |
[edit] Banned from y!Gallery... again
On July 1st, 2007, Snapesnogger created a new account on y!Gallery using the name Veserus (and even rejoined one of her own clubs). So she hates the site's strict rules and believes the mods are all out to get her SO MUCH that she makes a new account to circumvent her banned one? I think we all know what that means..
Less than 20 minutes after her first post to the site, she was banned again, thus proving that no matter what uninspired pseudonym you use, your retarded art style will always rat you out.
[edit] The ConceptArt Incident
ConceptArt.org is a place where serious artists -- many of them professionals or advanced students -- go to receive serious critiques of their work. Snapesnogger, in her infinite wisdom, waltzed into this environment expecting a wave of the same demented praise and adoration she gets from her DA fangirls. Instead, she received a reasonable and honest critique of her image:
| —Mirana, actually being helpful |
The response was, of course, sweetly reasonable:
| —Snapesnogger, classy to the end |
After this Snogger was pretty much reamed by ConceptArt goers (though some chose to simply admonish her, but the reaming is much funnier). The thread itself still exists and is a fun read! Choice words from the pros:
| —Give this man a Nobel Peace Prize |
Snapesnogger ran back to deviantART in tears and complained in her journal (which makes it to the deviantART Today Page every single time she posts one because of her dumbass fans) about those mean, judgmental professional artists who dared to judge her by artistic standards. Her fans obediently bashed ConceptArt, calling them elitists, assholes, and of course "jealous".
To make matters worse, some other Snogger fans came into the thread to defend her from the harsh undeniable truth. One of these was some cunt with the predictable wapanese name " Yusagi " who said some amazingly arrogant drivel such as:
- "True talent doesn't require blood and sweat, and I don't know about Snogger, but I prefer to be taught by someone talented, than someone skilled--I can learn everything they know from a book."
