Shit nobody cares about
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See also:Nobody Cares
These are the opinions of Nobody in particular. Because Nobody cares, no one likes you, and Nobody gives a shit. If that's not enough, Nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still Nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If Nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with teh anti-lulz.
What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, Nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).
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[edit] List of shit Nobody cares about
The fact that Andy Kauffman is still alive somewhere living as a hermit.
And you, for reading this.
Srsly. Noone gives a fucking shit.
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[edit] Wikipedia Milestones
Wikipedia is filled with millions of articles on shit nobody cares about. To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realise that it's unfunny, also that nobody gives a fucking fuck.
[edit] External links
- Shit TOW doesn't care about.
They forgot to include ED.We're currently 2nd on the list, good job EDiots!*Wikipedia does not have a project page with this exact name. I guess they care and swept it under carpet - [
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Wikipedians_who_have_retired_from_editing_Wikipedia 136 shits nobody cares about.BALEETED] - http://youtube.com/watch?v=iQnmY0X3EbQ</s>
