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Safe For Work (SFW) Porn is the opposite of NSFW pr0n and a /b/tards' worst nightmare. It is also one of the most pointless things on the internets, because if you are at work, you can't fap in the first place. Howevar, occasionally OP will throw out the challenge for /b/'s finest artists to fire up the MS Paint Machine and go at all that is delicious and filthy in sexytime pictures. SFW Porn doesn't explicitly show any naughty bits, and yet manages to disturb and titillate through implication, subtlety, and artistic mastery. Originally posted last thursday as a thread on the failgrounds BBS, consisting entirely of pictures drawn by other people.

Creating SFW pr0n is the in-thing to do OTI. There's whole internets of nudity to cover up in the lulziest fashion possible. It is perfect for posting anywhere and everywhere, especially art critique sites and parenting forums.

~~There have been no SFW Porn videos made as of yet, in spite of all the amazing advances that have been made in modern-day special effects technology.~~ HAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

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Dapne Rosen: Wendy IRL	Græt success!	Whilst technically SFW, she is doing it rong.	SFW 4chan??? It's more likely than you think...

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	~~WTF is that Kari from Mythbusters?~~ NO, they busted this myth.

	SFW beastiality!
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