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Sakujo
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| —Mikami, on Sakujo-ing |
Definition: To delete, eliminate, or erase. In some rare cases it can also indicate an orgasm (see sakujo-gasm).
Origins: Japanese
Other variations include: Sakujo'd, SAKUJO~!, Sakujo-gasm, sakujo'ing, skajuzu, and most importantly: sack a jew.
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[edit] Uses
Verb "Sakujo that ho!"
Past-tense verb "You mean like how I sakujo'd your mom last night?"
[edit] History
Sakujo was made famous by a character from Death Note named Mikami. He believed he was given a special gift from Kami when Kira mailed him his own death note for use of killing criminals via heart attack. Mikami took this gift seriously and wrote names in the death note daily, each time letting out a dramatic scream "SAKUJO!"
Also while writing in the death note, Mikami used exaggerated pen strokes followed by trails of light. All this physical activity leaves him panting during some episodes, leading many to believe that sakujo'ing is almost a sexual experience.
Many thought Mikami was batshit crazy for his strange affection for his Sakujo'ing time, and they were proven right during the last episode in which he stabbed himself in the heart with his pen. Blood sprayed everywhere as he sakujo'd himself.
[edit] How to correctly inforce a Sakujo
Someone bothering you in a chat? Want them deleted?
Well, thanks to the miracle of 'Sakujo' even you can take care of a troubling troll!
Let's see some examples first.
"/kick Troll555 Sakujo."
Although this has the basic form, it lacks that something special...
"/kick Troll555 SKAJUZU!"
This example definitely has some 'oomph' to it, but lacks proper form.
"/kick troll555 SAKUJO!"
NOW YOU GOT IT!
[edit] Gallery of Sakujo

