World's Ugliest Dog
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
This is Sam. He's been dubbed "The World's Ugliest Dog" three times in a row. Sam is some kind of Chinger breed of dog, is blind and is also fucking ugly. Of course, there are a few things that come close to the ugliness of Sam, like Juliana Wetmore, but there are still far worse things on the internet. Sam is also the ultimate manifestation of Dog Curtains©. Too bad he's dead, 'cause we could've killed him with fire.
NB: There is no such thing as an ugly kitteh.
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The Pet Himself
Some argue Sam was a purebreed (srsly) Chinese Crested hairless dog. Others know he was the combined product of AIDS-infected Furry Mpreg. Sam was originally considered unadoptable by animal shelters because he was not only ugly but also vicious, probably as a result of looking like he'd been dragged behind a car for 30 miles like a nigger.
Sam's incredible ugliest earned him a celebrity lifestyle - riding in limos, eating gourmet food and even meeting Donald Trump. Such news should come as a huge disappointment to furries because no matter how much they try and make themselves look cute and sexy, this hideous little mutt was more popular and loved than they could ever be.
In 2006, Sam passed away aged 15. This came as a great shock to all who knew him, since he looked like he'd been dead for a long, long time.
Gallery
 Another image of the adorable pup chewing his own foot off. |
 What happens when you turn to the Dark Side. |
 Don't put your hand near it. |
 Sam (the one on the right) with his bitch. |
 On of Sanat's lesser-known animals. |
 Beware any creature with glowing red eyes. |
Other Possible Candidates
 The new "World's Ugliest Dog" Champion. |
 Runner-up bitch |
 The ugly stick should not be fetched. |
 Not even Pedobear could get it up. |
 Even the dog looks horrified. |
 Yes, they all appear to be the same breed. |
 Well it's not human, that's for fucking sure. |
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External Links
- His very own website
- Even Wikipedia loves Sam. Notice the lack of pictures.
- Sam's Death makes CNN News
- Other "Ugliest Dog" Winners
See Also
World's Ugliest Dog is part of a series on Bad things to happen to animals
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Basic Concepts
Furry • Bestiality • Taxidermy • Animal Abuse |
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Opposing Concepts and Causes
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BestiLOLity in Action
Poeticirony • Darkhorseman • Mr. Hands • WolfJLupus • Chibiabos • Charles-wolfman • ShadoWolffess • Snover • Skylos • Marry Your Pet • Neuticles.com • Dalhusky • Cory Williamson • Abbie Hawkins | |
Why We Don't Have Nice Things
Alcohol • Michael Vick, a.k.a. Ron Mexico • Camrose Cat Killers • Chevy the Therapy Dog • City glitter • LinktheWolf • Staredog • Tinkebell • Wang Jeu • Zeriara • Zippocat • NEDM • David Motari • "Mudkips" the cat • Bonsai Kitten • Japanese Bug Fights • Heaven • Kenny Glenn • Travis the Killer Chimp • Tyler Weinman |
