San Antonio
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
San Antonio, Texas is a gulf of faggotry, mexican food, and fat people. Second only to Austin in liberalism, San Antonio is home to one of the largest gay populations (percentage-wise) in the nation. That's a whole hell of a lot of little brown faggots. It is also interesting to note that San Antonio is also host to the most fabulous crop of fag hags this side of the Mississippi. Many of these intrepid women often bring a sense of fun, friendship, and humor to the otherwise drab life of homos.
San Antonio is also home to Fiesta, an event over 100 years old of something or other. It includes the second largest night parade in the world, and lots of alcohol. That's a whole hell of a lot of little brown alcoholics.
The Alamo or something is in San Antonio. Pee-Wee's bike is not. Over 1 million lechusa sightings have been made in San Antonio and over 100,000 people daily are hexed by 'ojo'. Clearly San Antonio is a place of many wonders.
While San Antonio is roughly one hundred miles from the border, there happens to be a Chinese restaurant on every street corner.
San Antonio is also the place of a person who is very internet famous.
Alex-jon, who happens to be a little brown faggot lives there, and his grandmother owns two stores downtown. They're nice, and smell like old people. Also the former stomping ground of hardvice from high school through college, and still the home of his bad_mom.
In general, the majority use of Internets is limited to poor bastards trying to find work at establishments who don't give a damn. The other portion is the growing population of teen mothers seeking new boyfriends on MySpace and renewing foodstamp cards.
Other Names
- Military City, USA (b/c of so many bases)
- The Mexican Dent (we think you get the point)
- San Anto
