San Diego
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
San Diego is a city in Mexifornia that's full of mexicans and related shit. San Diego is best known for the Mexicans occupying every 6 square feet of the land, Comic Con, illegal immigrants, homosexuals, and being on fire.
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[edit] Location
It is located in the US state of California just north of the border with Arby's.
[edit] History
Found by the Germans in 1904, they named the picturesque and vivacious city San Diego (properly pronounced "Sahn Dee-Ah-Gow"). It translates into "A Whale's Vagina".
[edit] Politics
Like every major city, San Diego is full of gays and has a very homo-friendly part of the city Hillcrest where during the day emo kids go to the "trendy" thrift stores and by night queers go and party till they are so drunk and wake up walking with a limp.
[edit] People
Residents of San Diego tend to be average in height, although not in physical build. Body building was made mandatory by the original German governor of San Diego, Fritz Freleng, in 1906. San Diegans (or San Diegoans) refer to their biceps as "guns" and prominently display them at drive-in movie theaters.
Likewise, female San Deegans are majorly 'built' and have huge pectorals. Most are peroxide blonde and all are strippers.
[edit] Economy
Tourism is an extremely important aspect of San Diego’s economy. Thousands of pilgrims from throughout the world annually make the trek to behold the city’s most beloved architectural feature and symbol of its proud German heritage, the Swastika Building. Located on the aptly-named peninsula of Coronado Island, this magnificent structure is considered sacred by all kinds of Nazis, including regular Nazis, Neo-Nazis, Grammar Nazis, Pants Nazis, Feminazis, and Nazi Furs.
[edit] Places to Go
- Clairemont: The middle class white suburbs on Mission Bay.
- Downtown: Where all the tall buildings, Petco Park, and Horton Plaza is. Niggas and scene kids go to horton to shoplift from the Nordstrom. And where nerds from all over the world come every summer to go to Comic Con at the Convention Center.
- Hillcrest: Just north of Downtown, it is the Queer side of town where all the gay people go to get some ass.
- La Jolla: Where all the rich kids that are on MTV's My Super Sweet Sixteen live.
- Mission Valley: The part of San Diego where Qualcomm Stadium, Fashion Valley, and tons of other malls are. Qualcomm is home the chargers but just like the Padres the want there own stadium ever though there are pretty much the only one that uses Qualcomm. Fashion Mall is where all the upscale department stores, like Bloomingdale's, and all the metrosexual fags like to shop. This place is so overwhelmed with condos that you better bring a sack lunch if you plan to take a major road other then then the freeway.
- North park: The ghetto where the niggas are stored. The part of North Park that is near Balboa Park is nice and white. But the area populated by niggas is sectioned off and is only accessible by Texas St.
- Ocean Beach (OB): In this part of town you will probably see homeless people and smell weed wherever you go. You typical hippy town that bitched when a Starbucks opened.
- Ramona: Gangsta town bitches, can't walk da streetz without some nagga poppin a cap in yo ass... drugs are here. [bitch please, Romona is the hick town filled with white trash, i doubt you'll ever see a nigga]
- Pacific Beach (PB): The more Conservative version of OB. You can still find a couple stores on Grand Avenue that still sell "tobacco pipes". But since it is just south of La Jolla the majority of it resembles the upscale suburbs.
- Point Loma (PL): This is the only part of San Diego that doesn't suck. Far enough from OB's weed smoke and La Jolla's rich assholes. A perfect balance between nice rich homes and normal people who afforded them before everyone found out about San Diego and turned it into the cancer that is killing it (much like /b/'s cancer).
- Poway: Where Al and Dane live. Other than that there is nothing to note.
- San Marcos: This is where a lot of our tax dollars go to support lazy wetback 10+ families. Every Mexican stereotype you could think of is displayed here. The whole place smells like Carl's Jr. and pot.
- San Ysidro: The last neighborhood before the Border. Tourists like to visit this place to see the wild Beaner. The can't be seen in any other part of town after 4 PM, because that's when they get off their gardening jobs.
- Fallbrook: Faggotry drug-filled beaner town trying to at like a farming village, filled with scene kids and poser gangsters. Has good weed though.
[edit] Fun Trivia!
- San Diego was named "Best Place to Catch Chlamydia" by Weekly Reader in 2004.
- San Diego has the highest per-capita number of nudists in San Diego County.
- 4 out of 5 dentists recommend eating the veal with mushrooms in wine sauce as opposed to garlic bread alone at "Chachi's Mighty Penne" restaurant in downtown San Diego.
- San Diego was originally slated to become the capital of West Germany after the Allied Powers divided Germany after World War II, however chose Bonn on the forty-second ballot after much lobbying from David Beckham swung the vote. Apparently, Mr. Beckham's charm, charisma, good looks, and astute awareness of the fact that San Diego was part of the United States and not Germany turned the tide!
- Floggings are illegal between the hours of 10 PM and 11 PM on Sundays except for Labor Days in San Diego.
- Homosexuality is the official city religion.
