Sandygurl

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One of Sandygurl's fine masterpieces. Leave a bad comment and she'll ingore you

She's 15 or 16 srsly!

So i heard you liek me?

Sandygurl is a 39 year old woman on DeviantART who has all the reason to believe that her drawings and writings, all of which look as if they've been made by a 3 year old with Down's Syndrome, are the best shit ever. Should anyone disagree and say that she does indeed draw, write, and even behave like a 3 year old, she will often come back with such witty replies, the most infamous one being...

“	"i am ingore you"	„
—Sandygurl

As a result, most other DA users who encounter her believe that she is simply retarded and needs to go back to school, although she is suspected of just being a troll who wonders how much shitty artwork and shitty writing people are willing to believe to be serious.

There's actually a chatlog online, filled with sandygurl's idiotic tries not to totally fail at lying, sandygurl getting pwned and naturally much lulz. Now read it or I am ingore you!

Give her critique and she'll think of you as "mean".

1 you fell in a hole
2 Britney spears life
3 moon
4 sally
5 Mood
6 Scary
7 Infamous Catchphrases
8 What other Tarlets think of sandygurl
9 Deanna, Ace Reporter!
- 9.1 wow ! this is a good news
- 9.2 well here is my news
10 Sandygurl's chil'rans
11 "Art"
12 External Links

[edit] you fell in a hole

life is like a hole in the floor when you step through it is dark you see nothing but dark when you look down there is water you keep falling. then you are drown in the water and it is dark and scary and creepy! it is so dark! the hole is big and it is so cold in the hole

[edit] Britney spears life

This Is About Britney Spears Life!

she was agood kid in school . she alot of friends in school who like her alot. she was very goofy in school . others like her alot . her sister love her alot to they were close . She was born in Kentwood Louisiana . Britney had a good life living with her parents . She was Mickey Mouse person . Thats where she meet Justin Timberlake. Her mom said she was a golden child in her life. Briteny idols Christina Aguilera. She went to her sing lesson . She went to lesson for five years.Britney had a good life. She was a good singer. She dated Justin for a little while . Life is awsome now . Everybody love her songs and her looks. Britney spears was a pretty girl in town .She was happy with Justin some days .her mom found out she was not a virgin any more. not that innocent in deed . she was a wild kid . she party all the time . she wears tight jeans and shirt. and she had on boots up to her knees . she was a bad girl in her teenage days . she was a hot girl with alot of stuff in her life . Britney just flirts with anybody she see in front of her. So Justin broke up with her because she flirts alot. Then she got married to Kevin Federline and they started a famliy. Britney was having a baby with Kevin . They are happy and so proud of there self. She has a sister name Jamie Lynn that she loves so much .Omg! she like dated five guys back a long ago. She gets around. But she is a good singer. Britney has a lot of good friends in the world and fans . She has to have a bodyguard to be by her side most of the time. Britney is a wonderful person . Her mom loves her so must now she has a baby in her life . And dad cheerish the time with her and his grandkid. Britney was happy that her parents love her and her family she got now . Her life is awsome now but she is going to come back to sing again . Britney Spears is a very pretty girl in the world. all the guys love her. She was awsome in her own way. She has everything in the world she is spoiled brat. She is such a brat in the world .well Britney is like a weird person in her own way all the time . For a good singer she has the right songs in her own way. She gets her way all the time with her family . she is happy with her life now . she has everything she wants . britney is a good person in her own way . britney has a good singing career and baby in her life . britney is very talent and very outgoing and loving to others like her fans and friends and family ............ britney be so bad in her singing . she dress like crap with ungly clothes. clothes you see through all the time . but you got to give it to her she can sing but her outfits are cheap looking clothes .

[edit] moon

the bats come out to play. and the moon comes out and say's hi to you . when the sun goes down the sky has pretty colors in the sky at night.. then the bugs come out... then the night is so dark at night...

[edit] sally

sally lived happly for ever after in a new life . she was get on with her new life now . no man to judge her at all.

[edit] Mood

wall is so cold and the door is like a rock tv is a broom and the computer is like a hole in the ground. a car is a big stupid thing in your head. a pillow is a big teddybear to sleep with. the sky is so blue in the evening.

[edit] Scary

THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A GIRL NAME RENEE AND HER HAUNTED HOUSE! [CHAPTER1] THE NIGHT BEFORE RENEE AND HER FAMILY MOVE INTO THIS HOUSE IN THE WOODS. SHE WAS SO SCARED SHE SAW A WOLF IN THE WOODS LOOKING AT HER.RENEE SCREAM SO LOUD HER MOTHER ASKED HER WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU RENEE. RENEE SAID MOM THERE IS A WOLF IN THE WOODS LOOKING AT ME. WELL MAYBE THEY ARE LOOKING TO SEE WHO IS MOVING IN THAT HAUNTED HOUSE IN THE WOODS. SO RENEE SAID OH OKAY ........ WHEN THEY GOT NEAR THE HOUSE RENEE SAW THAT IT WAS OLD AND UGLY TO LIVE IN IT .BUT HER MOM AND DAD WERE VERY HAPPY TO LIVE THERE. HER PARENTS ARE JAMES AND WANDA THEY WERE NICE PEOPLE . JAMES AND WANDA GREW UP IN THIS TOWN . IT WAS CALLED WOLF LAKE TOWN . RENEE WAS NOT HAPPY BECAUSE SHE WANT TO LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY.

[CHAPTER2]

RENEE DIDN'T KNOW THAT HER MOM AND DAD WAS A WOLF . SHE WAS VERY NERVES TO MEET THE TOWNS PEOPLE THEY ALL WERE SCARY . RENEE GOT A JOB AT A DINNER IN TOWN . PEOPLE CAN BE NICE SOMETIMES IN THIS TOWN. ONE NIGHT WHEN HER AND HER PARENTS WERE IN THERE HOUSE . MOM TALK TO HER HUSBAND SAID SO WHO IS THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN . HE SAID I AM FOR NOW. LATE THAT NIGHT WHILE THEY WERE IN BED . RENEE HEAR A NOISE IN THE HOUSE . SO SHE WENT TO CHECK IT OUT . WHEN SHE DID SHE SAW HER MOM AND DAD ON THE FLOOR ON THERE KNEES TALK TO SOMEONE IN THE ROOM. IT WAS SOME GUYS WHO ARE WAOLFS TO . THEY KILLED HER DAD AND THEY PUT HER MOM IN A CAR. SHE SCREAM AT ME WHEN SHE WAS IN THE CAR RUN RENEE GET UNDER THE HOUSE...

[CHAPTER 3]

RENEE WENT UNDER THE HOUSE THEY COULD NOT FIND HER. THEY TOOK HER MOM AWAY SHE NEVER SAW HER ANYMORE . RENEE WAS SO SCARED SHE CRYED ALL NIGHT LONG UNDER THE HOUSE. NO ONE EVER FOUND OUT THAT WANDA HAD A CHILD. SHE STAY UNDER THERE FOR YEARS. SHE WAS A WOLF TO . SHE WAS AFRAID OF HERSELF ALOT. SO SHE LIVED UNDER THE HOUSE FOREVER. NOONE EVER FOUND HER AT ALL BECAUSE THEY DID'NT CARE AT ALL TO SEARCH FOR HER.

THE END

[edit] Infamous Catchphrases

Her retarded responses to Devious comments sure rake in some lulz.

i am ingore you
back off my site jerk
i am old enough to be your mother
stay site i am 2 years old i suck my thumb too you want some of my babyfood you asshole
listening here my kids look at my site . and here you are using bad words on my site . don't used bads words on my site any more . you are a *******
back off she is see someone

[edit] What other Tarlets think of sandygurl

“	Shut up you idoit. Chibicyndaquil draws better than you. Heck, even :iconchasethehedgehog: draws better than you. YOU HAVE NO TALENT WHAT SO EVER. MY FIVE YEAR OLD COUSIN CAN DRAW BETTER THAN YOU. End of the story, you crazy bitch now GTFO.	„
—SM00THIE101

“	oh you must be retarded like my housemate Sherie then... she's 41 and traces too and can't spell anything either. I'm so sorry, I shouldn't pick on "special" people, it's so easy to make a mistake, we can't all be an intelligent 23 year old like me.	„
—kohakuhoshi

“	No, I just came along. I just think it's rather stupid to say you're ignoring someone, then starting to argue with them again.	„
—Msmatched

“	how old are you, seriously?	„
— MagicalEggplant

“	Drawer's block is usually cleared up by having some talent	„
—jezko

HIPOCRITE, AMIRITE!? And art thief.

[edit] Deanna, Ace Reporter!

Thanks to how DeviantART made a fucking mess with the News system, anyone can post shit into it and it doesn't get deleted. This is what happens when Sandy goes near it. Kinda like letting a kid with Down's Syndrome near news recording equipment.

[edit] wow ! this is a good news

my daugther meet [chemical romance] in person . my daugther krystle meet this group in person she was very happy . she loves this group very much .she loves their songs alot.

[edit] well here is my news

i love all kinds of music like ozone, backstreetboys, nelly , country . music is my life sometimes.

[edit] Sandygurl's chil'rans

Two 16 year old girls and a 13 year old boy have the great misfortune of being Sandygurl's children. They mean the whole world to her so much that she definately knows how old one of them is.

[edit] "Art"

proof sandgurl is fucking fat	WTF???
	6 fingers, lol.
	MOAR fantastic art by sandgurl	Looks like Deanna's a fan of spengbob if you ask me.	DDR wait...... OH JESUS CHRIST,WTF???
Her name is on it . So She drew it okay.	They don't look like birds,they look like lumps of shit	What the FUCK is that?	See, this is why we don't take drugs kiddies.
The wrong kind of mudkip