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SapphyDracases
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SapphyDracases is a lolcow based on devianTART and Furgaydia who has been bringing the anti-lulz since that fateful day in January, and clearly tries too hard to be an EDiot. Her artistic style involves taking every mainstream anime cliché she can think of, mashing them up with Skittles, and then pouring them onto her retarded anthro-dragon fursona.
She is the sole owner of Axel of Kingdom Hearts fame, and she even goes so far as to state that Disney and Square-Enix stole her OC. This of course, is laughable and sad.
When not drawing fan-art, SapphyDracases can be witnessed taking on the role of the Internet Tough Guy, defending herself and her artwork from trollss with the brilliant argument of, "The mean people are just jealous and have no life." After all, she's in art school, so her art must be good (lol, community college).
[edit] Likes/Dislikes
Sapphy has an overblown ego and actually believes she can draw. She is SO sure that she's an awesome rainbow-wrapped gift to the world, that pretty much everything she uploads revolves around her, her fuck-ugly rainbow-shitting fursona, and her obsession with Axel. Likes:
- Food
- Axel
- God-moding. Not only is Sapph hated in the art world, but she's also hated in the furry Kingdom Hearts roleplay community (yes, there is such a thing) because her character has moves such as "Jesus Wave," which resurrects her allies and auto-kills all of her enemies. In other words, her roleplay technique is pretty much shouting "BOOM UR DEAD I WIN."
- Axel
- Mushrooms
- Jesus
- Apparently the cock as well, even though she will never get any.
Dislikes:
- Critique. Her art is awesome. It are a fact. No other opinion is valid.
- Lesbians. Unless you're her close, PERSONAL friend and have a b-cup. Aside from that, lesbians are gay and bad. If she's not worried about them hitting on her, she's worried that they might swoop in and claim the gay men she's been so desperately trying to turn straight for her.
- Axel yaoi. Gay guys are cool, but Axel is hers, so he can't be drawn with anyone else but her. Just her. Not even by the creator.
- African-Americans. Her excuse? "The Bible tells me African-Americans are evil," ignoring the fact that African-Americans are not mentioned in the Bible at all, and the fact that she herself is black.
- Dragon haters
- Mychelle, who totally stole her character design
[edit] Rape
[edit] Sapph doesn't like gays, but she ain't no homophobe!
Sapph is of the opinion that being lesbian is a bad, evil, dirty thing, even though her namesake, the Greek poet Sappho, was basically queen of Lesbian Island. Sapph also believes that Axel is a straight character, even though he's clearly banging Roxas and making little bastard children when Sappy's back is turned. However, she likes all gay men who don't have sex with Axel, lesbians who are her "friends," and Jesus fucking Satan.
She commonly searches YouTube for Axel porn, but after she gets off on the explosion of buttsecks, her sudden surge of guilt for lusting over two hot, fictional men getting it on can only be assuaged by writing a journal entry about how scary it is...
...Until she unknowingly threw herself out of the closet.
On July 19th, 2008, she was found with a Naruto incest yaoi picture in her DevianTART favorites list (despite the five hundred stamps, taglines, and signatures on her journal and personhood claiming she hates incest and yaoi). Some trivial shit did hit the fan when some TARTlets saw this little delicacy and confronted her on it. This being said, Sapphass immediately removed the deviation from her favorites, but everyone here at ED knows she probably has it printed out and slung onto her wall, where she can forever whack off to it in privacy.
On September 6th, 2008, Sapphy has proven her retardation/hypocrisy to a whole new level. She had uploaded an image of two male characters, speaking of buttsex, and even a poorly drawn diagram. She then proceeded to add more lulz by stating that 'Original characters are okay to draw yaoi with, but animu yaoi is totally wrong'
Animu yaoiz involving her husband is wrong, but original characters is awwright |
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[edit] Sob stories and attention-whoring
Over the years, Sapphy has claimed:
- Her grandparents stole her from her mother and father and poisoned the food they gave her to make her fat.
- She got into some art college or other, even though her story on whether she's in high school or in college changes from day to day, on a whole $500 scholarship, but they had financial problems so they rejected her.
- She isn't fat, but she won't post a picture because there are dangerous people on the internet who could look at her picture and automatically know how to find her (or they could just look at all the dox she posts freely to public sites).
- She has a male stalker, both IRL and on deviantArt, who just happens to make the same grammar mistakes as Sapphy, like writing "mind as well" instead of "might as well."
When questioned on any of these topics, she says "I'M TIRED OF TALKING ABOUT THIS" and leaves.
[edit] Relationship Advice
The admittedly 300lb virgin, who's never had an IRL date in her entire life, made a dating-advice site, now sadly BALEETED. But, we have some of the intelligent advice available for you, complete with disclaimer:
WARNING:If you find this offensive towards your own styles and customs then GTFO this page and go somewhere else people, and if you hate Sapphirus which is most of you looking at this do, then don’t read it if it’s too plain and not intelligent enough for ya, and there‘s no HERM, GAY, OR LESBIAN info in here all straight stuff, no offense. =D
| —SD, on wishful thinking. |
| —SD trying to convince people that she knows what sex feels like. |
[edit] Sapph, the Self-Hating Nigger
Sapph's saddest trait is her complete refusal to acknowledge her own heritage. In the true Oreo tradition, she insists that she is mostly Cherokee Indian, despite her obvious Negroid features and the fact that nobody actually has a Cherokee Princess grandmother in their bloodline.
She uses every excuse in the book, even blaming her black appearance on a faulty camera, to try to convince others that she is not black:
| —I wouldn't eat caramel that looked like that |
But not much good, according to her. Sure, a lot of people OTI claim to hate niggers, but Sapph is actually serious:
| —At least she doesn't need to be afraid of raep. |
Sapphirus will get butt-hurt and throw a fit if you call her a nigger or talk about her black heritage. Her devianTART had a comment about someone wanting to meet a nigger on the internet that was not on myspace, and how they regret it because Sapph was apparently the first. She went to the devianTART staff members and reported it, claiming anon was being racist, but clearly wasn't being racist. Sapphirus soon hid the comments before anyone could screenshot, though tons of people on devianTART that know about Sapph most-likely saw it.
Face it, Sapph. You black as hell.
[edit] NAME CHANGE
It's true. Sapph is changing her name with her mother's permission.
And just what will her name be?
Darx: Jesus H. Christ.
Darx: You're changing your name to Sapphirus?
Sapphirus: mhm
Coros: You are a fucking retard.
Sapphirus: i know
I really don't think anything else needs to be said. This is fucking lulz enough on its own.
OH WAIT, MAYBE NOT
So, per usual, instead of simply failing, Sapph has decided to kick it up a knotch and name herself "Sapphiria".
[edit] They stole from me! GOT IT MEMORIZED?
At this point in the article, if you're saying to yourself "this girl can't possibly get any stupider," think again. Sapph recently began insisting that her "original character" Sapphirus was created long before Axel of KH2, and denied having ever referenced and based her character off of him. Sapph also claimed that she had been drawing since 1999, the year when she created the character -- at the age of 10.
She thought she could get away with lying about this, but several people, both on Furcadia and dA, claimed that Sapphirus had told them she started drawing in 2004, created Sapphirus in 2005, and didn't make any dramatic changes to his features until KH2 was released in 2006.
Sapph uploaded a picture to DevianTART of her character's "old look," which she said dated from 1999. The date written on the piece was 1/16/0-, with the last number conveniently cut off by the scanner -- while it could be a 0, there is a tail that resembles the tail of the 6 in 16. SMOKING GUN. Sapphirus claimed that it was a typo... made with pencil. A group of FurN dwellers recalled Sapph showing the piece on Furcadia in 2006, right after she drew it.
The lulz didn't end there, however. Sapph started telling everyone that Square-Enix, a multi-million dollar Japanese game corporation, stumbled across her DA site out of sheer luck, saw her character, and STOLE her ideas to create Axel -- and that she could PROVE it! Her proof, however, is still only the claim that she created the character back in '99/00, as shown by the picture's incredibly obvious datemark. Even if she had created the character at that time, however, she didn't even join dA until January of 2006, and the picture wasn't loaded there until late February.
[edit] Sapphy on EncyclopediaDramatica
After Anonymous raped her page with epic desu and copypasta racism, Sapphy tried reverse psychology to appear like she didn't care. Attempt failed.
| —please don't |
It's just too bad Anonymous was there to take screencaps of her bitching about her ED article weeks ago, thereby fucking her story up.
As usual, despite claiming not to care about her article, Sapphy joined ED as Dragconic2007 and started trying to use it for her own purposes, just like every other butthurt article target out there. Her article about DoladdarKate features such phrases as
| —DOLADDAR HAET NAGAS |
and
| —oh god, not intercourses |
We can only suggest that, when reading this article, take it in small doses, or at least block out half the screen with your hand, to guard against some of the fucking fury.
Recently, ED user Ilurverainbows has been identified as another potential Sapphy sockpuppet. Her article on Winged-Maniac displays all of the worst characteristics of Sapphy's work. Confirmation is lacking, so if you can find any information connecting SapphyDracases and Winged-Maniac, please share it.
If you'd like to troll Sapphy yourself, some delicious copypasta is available here. The results of such trolling are available here.
[edit] WARNING
When exploring the internets, it is important to keep in mind the effects contact with Sapph will have on your mind and body.
Visual Effect The glowing, rainbow-hued pattern of interweaving colors that is Sapphydracases fascinates those within it, while slowly rendering the effected colorblind. Sapph's rainbow pattern fascinates a maximum of 24 power levels of creatures. Creatures with the lowest PL are affected first. Among creatures with equal PL, those who are closest to the spell’s point of origin are affected first. An affected creature that fails its will power saving throw is fascinated by the pattern. If the creature's PL is lower than 8. they are instantly blinded for 2d4 rounds. No save Nyukka.
Direct Contact: Each color in on Sapphy has a special effect. The accompanying table shows the seven colors of Sapph, the order in which they appear, their effects on creatures coming into physical contact with her. Whatever that may be...
1 Red 20 points fire damage (Reflex half)
2 Orange 40 points acid damage (Reflex half)
3 Yellow 80 points electricity damage (Reflex half)
4 Green Poison (Kills; Fortitude partial, take 1d6 points of Con damage instead)
5 Blue Turned to stone (Fortitude negates)
6 Indigo Insane, as insanity spell (Will negates)
7 Violet Sent to another plane (Will negates)
[edit] Sapphydracases: Teh Biggest EDiot Wannabe on Teh Interwebs
Yep, she's still keeping up her bullshit story on how being on ED IS THE BEST THING EVER LULZ. Oh yea, she has a bash site, that site needs to be found. (Wait, she was talking about ED. Silly bitch, this site is about internet happenings, but in her infinite wisdom, she got it twisted like so many other lolcows.) Apparantly any sort of comment that isn't kissing her ass is "failed trolling" and that the commentor is an ED-wannabe, especially comments that show no signs of trolling whatsoever. What's worse, her speech has degenerated lower than the average newfag, but somehow she thinks SHE'S NOT an EDiot faggot, and throwing "LULZ" and "over 9000" in random places and perpetuating THE SAME GODDAMN STEREOTYPE SHE HATES makes her look cool. And she wonders why niggers don't have nice things.
[edit] Does She Love It or Hate It? Nigger, Make up Your Mind!
Despite Sapphy's qualms that ED is lulzy and that trolls are trying too hard to be "an hero" (at least use the word right, dipshit), Sapphy continues to contradict herself by every means possible. On October 21, 2008, Sapphy wrote up a long DevianTART article entitled, Encyclopedia Dramatica-Article Victims of Trolling [sic]. That's right. The whiniest, biggest comment-hiding, admin-cock-sucking retard has just made an article about the very thing that seemingly doesn't affect her: her beloved Encyclopedia Dramatica.
The article can be read here. Such gems from the godd-ass include:
| —She obviously doesn't know the meaning of the site despite the mass amounts of savvy she says she has. |
| —Yeah, guys? All those screenshots we have here? We TOTALLY made that shit up! The links, too! |
| —She forgot to mention the part where she hides all the comments and even goes so far as to delete her own pictures in order not to deal with that mysterious thing called real life. |
So, if any of you victims out there want to continue being anime-obsessed, pasty, fat-ass yaoi-loving Wapanese retards, go on and read this article! This self-help was written just for you: for a loser, by a loser!
[edit] Gallery
And now, time for some that are quickly screenshot before the fat whore gets on and baleets them! This time, it's ones that are more inventive and not the shit that's been put up beforehand.
[edit] Sapphy of the Now
2008 has rolled in, and SapphyDracases is still the lulzy cow we've all come to know and hate. Some recent updates on her? Do you really want to know?
[edit] Art College
As of August 12, 2008, Sapphass is a deadbeat college dropout. She survived an amazing 5 months of so-called bullshit like lesbians and terrible teachers!! GG, Sapph.
She was enrolled at some nameless art institute at the beginning of 2008. You'd think her art would've improved somewhat from being in classes where you study the very technicalities of art all day, but no. She continued to vomit the dodge-induced Photoshop rape that we all love!! Her teachers, however, were no fans of it. Sapphy failed several classes and finals including Color Theory, but of course, THAT WASN'T HER FAULT! She just couldn't supply her own materials! News flash: get a job. Oh wait. She had one but got fired for eating all the food. What a fatass.
(But we all know that the true reason why Sapph flunked is perhaps because anyone with a pair of eyeballs in their sockets can see that barfing rainbows onto every picture just isn't a great use of color.)
However, some good has come out of art college...or has it? Sapphy has taken upon herself to try and do some NEW THINGS with her characters, including:
- Building a skeletal reference of her Mary-Sue, complete with bones as strong as steel and bones that protrude through the skin as her fingernails and seep deadly poison.
- Drawing her character having sex in order to practice anatomy (ALTHOUGH SHE HAS STATED NUMEROUS TIMES THAT SHE WILL 'not' DRAW PORN OR "ANYTHING OF THAT DISGRACEFUL NATURE").
- Toning down Sapphirus by taking off a pair of wings and adding on a buncha extra other shit.
However, the biggest project the lulzcow has decided to take on is...
[edit] SapphyDracases: The Video Game
We kid you not. Sapphy is actually thinking about making a video game...OF HER CHARACTERS. God have mercy on our souls.
| —Sapphy's plans for art college |
| —After a nice discussion with a meth-head |
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
[edit] Premise
Sapphic is currently still in the midst of fleshing out her video game disaster, but she does have some nice tasty little tidbits out for us to laugh at:
- The story begins in Japan, at a nameless Tokyo art college (
creatively known as "Art College" by the author's utter lack of nameNO WAIT!!! It's now named Sakura College because "Sakura" is the only Japanese name in existence, amirite?).
- Sapph is a Native American/Japanese human student there, who prefers to be alone and sit out in the rain. She has no friends.
- She is currently in love with the school's "art jock" (an artist that stinks of jockstraps?), El. Of course, as with every suethor's story, the handsome, most popular man on campus has to TOTALLY be in love with the Sue right back, despite the fact that no one in their right mind would want to spend the rest of eternity with a pessimistic, whiny emo fuck.
- Sapphy's milkshake must bring the boys to the yard, because she has also attracted the attentions of Zaniel, a closet furry who can turn into a werewolf dragon; Blara a lesbian Nazi who wants nothing more than to rub pussies with Sapphy's tight virjayjay; and Lyriona, a treehugging liberal wiccan with a killer butterfly named Tiger. Seriously. This game is nothing but wishful thinking. Everyone seriously wants to bone her. WHERE HAVE WE HEARD THIS SHIT BEFORE?
- Meanwhile, in the world of Cruxiaus (HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PRONOUNCE THAT?), the goddess Sapphirus (the current Sapphy we know right now) is sealed into a spiritual form by a wicked beast known as Doladario, whose name is always being misspelled by SapphyD herself. He did this to the beautiful goddess so that she would no longer be allowed to guard the universe anymore. He is the god of chaos and peril.
- IT IS UP TO EL AND SAPPH TO SAVE SAPPHIRUS! In ways currently unknown to man, they magically warp to Cruxiaus and gain new supernatural forms, including the ability to have their hair highlights (known as "markings" by Sapphy) GLOW!
- Along the way, they meet a vampire dragon named Jileon/Dialio, whose name is constantly being changed. He was sent by Doladario to double-cross Sapph, but of course, he becomes so smitten with her that he ends up becoming a good guy. Can this game become ANY MORE cliché? Yes, yes it can.
- In the end, we all find out that Sapph is the descendant of Sapphirus the goddess. OH GOD, WHO DID SHE HAVE SEX WITH??
We can only hope to God that this game never sees the light of day. It's like Inuyasha, but somehow shittier.
[edit] Controversy
As of late July, early August, SapphicDumbass has been facing some mild controversy over characters that she has recently added to her video game cast. Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to introduce you to Blara! A lovely picture of her is located in the gallery below, rendered by the game's designer herself.
Here's what Sapphy has to say about her newest edition:
That's right, readers. We can't make this stuff up. Sapphy has created a stereotypical racist lesbian Nazi (LOL WHUT) whose sole purpose in life is to dominate heterosexuals and to break her and El up! Because we just all know how much Sapphic friggin' HATES those damn dykes; now she has to make a character out to rape her and all the pureness that is opposite-sex couples. And yes, people WERE offended.
Of course, Sapphy had to turn it around and make it seem as if her character was so badass that it was getting her banned from various Fuckadia forums. No one just sees the appeal of her lesbian Nazi, that's all~ (forgetting the fact that Nazis fuggin' hated gays and killed those mother fuckers at concentration camps)! ;________;
She just begs of you: don't draw any SAPPHYxBLARA porn of her!!
Aaaand, if you think that was bad enough, think again. Jackass has recently been under fire due AGAIN to the fact that every. Single. One of her characters hates homosexuals. A curious TARTlet questioned this fact on one of Sapphy's pictures. Other TARTlets soon joined in, agreeing Sapphy was clearly overdoing it and that the characters should at least have some reason behind their hatred. Instead of listening, Sapphass did what she knew best: went on a hiding-comment spree and subsequently deleted her picture. Responses questioning these ballistics have been ignored. Of course, we expected nothing less from the closeted coward. STOP DENYING IT, NIGGER: YOU'RE A HOMOPHOBE.
´They said I have to work on modeling her in different poses for reference before 3D modeling her first. Got Anatomical things to do now, I feel confident.´ SUCH SKILL, THERE´S NO WONDER SHE´S IN ART SCHOOL |
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[edit] Select "Art" by Sapphy
Apparently Light Yagami is 5,967 ft LAWNG, too |
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[edit] From Her ADORING Fans
Needs moar rainbow. |
Sapph once again scorned by her Love |
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what sapph really looks at on the internets |
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Wishful thinking: how Sapphic Dumbass sees herself. |
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Fortunately the rainbows distract from her face. |
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Even Wikipedia hates her. |
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[edit] Contact Info
- Email: Lildottiejr@aol.com
- AIM: Lil Dottie Jr
- Yahoo: sapphirusdracasdragon@yahoo.com
- Furcadia: Sapphirus
[edit] External links
- sapph's devianTART
Anti-ED ClubLOL BANNEDSapph's ED accountLOL BANNEDsapph's relationship adviceBALEETED- sapph's fanfiction
FAILcadia threadBALEETED- sapph's stickam
- Sapph's website
- Sapph's FA (New!)
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