Sarah Palla

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Not to be confused with Sarah Palin.

Do not be distracted by the ti...

Former facebook default picture of Sarah Palla

SARAH YOUR NOT ALOUD TO LEAVE THE HOUSE NOW IM AFRAID TO GO TO THE GROCERY

Before she realizes her life is ruined...

And after

Without over nine thousand hours of makeup and airbrushing.

Sarah Palla (also known as Sarah Elizabeth on facebook) is a cumdumpster whose shit was recently ruined by 4chan's /b/ image board. On February 22, 2009 at 17:30:12, Anon posted a Facebook picture of the orange pouty slut in a hot tub on /b/. Soon afterward, another Anon recognized the slag and posted her name. /b/ got the Internet Hate Machine up and running. After cracking a Photobucket account, noodz were obtained, fapped over, and promptly sent to the principal and entire faculty (all teachers and counselors) of her high school.

Using the nude pics of said camwhore, Anon created a fake Facebook profile with them and added a majority of her irl friends. Other Anons attempted to add Sarah on Facebook, causing her to freak the fuck out at the large number of requests.

At this point, Sarah knows of the raid, has been called to her principal's office, is hating life, and desperately hopes that her father won't catch sight of the nude photographs, which he later was informed about via telephone by a person pretending to be from his work place. Nudes were later emailed to her father and his boss at Mary Kay. Though upset that now the entire world, rather than just Southlake, Texas, knows she's a cumguzzling whore, she's still friggin' ecstatic that she's become Internet famous from all this, showing just what a shallow waste of life she is.

At 8:45 pm on February 25th, 2009, she updated her Facebook status to read:

“	I fucking hate my life. Getting sent away.. :'( i love you. ;(	„

As of February 27th, 2009, she is reported to have been sent to a different high school. Name of said high school is not yet known.

In Summary

Some guy posted pics of her
Some other guy posted tits
Some other guy posted all her high school and facebook info
Some other guy sent the nudes to all the administrators at her high school
Some other guy made a fake facebook
Some other guy made a rapidshit of all the nudes
She got home and found out
She got in one little fight, and her mom got scared and said "You're moving with your Auntie and your Uncle in Bel-Air"
She whistled f(wait, is this still funny?)
No, it isn't
That was a rhetorical question.