Saturnine Films

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

“	I DO NOT COUNT THE SNACKS	„
—Cody Weber discussing his diet

Needs Cash for Dental Plan caused by Crystal-Meth abuse

Fat EmoKid does not like Theists

Typical squalor of a YouTube atheist

Saturnine Films aka Cody Weber is an anorexic, emo, redneck, poverty stricken YouTube atheist - who believes that greed is good. Like every other atheist he is a pedophile apologist who thinks "Chris Hansen is Mean!", and has a number of gun-toting crazies backing him up from sock accounts.

Cody likes to confuse intelligence with class when dealing with criticisms from his fellow YouTube, where he uses editing to disguise the fact that his videos are scripted with significant help from an online thesaurus.

Part of the circle-jerk of YouTube atheist drama-whores that includes Fakesagan, TheAmazingAtheist and VirtualHolocaust. It should be noted that if this group were cast in a movie version of Lord of the Flies - there is no doubt that Cody Weber would play the part of "Piggy" (and would therefore end up with his head smashed on a rock). Cody likes to dress up in his best frat-boy clothes whenever he is addressing his elders and betters - and fails hard.

Cody was so inspired by TheAmazingAtheist's decision to e-beg for money so that he could score some pussy from a prostitute, that he decided to get in on the act by begging for money for a new camcorder.

This sort of misguided "I make vlogs. I is an Independant Filmaker!" begging is well documented, and it was suggested that he should perhaps be concentrating on his new-born child instead of spending all his money on his meth habit. He even earned himself heavy criticism from his buttbuddy FakeSagan.

Just like real filmmakers Cody prays to the gods of PayPal

Despite having all the characteristics of an IRL character from a Harmony Korine movie - Cody's film-making skills are at best, terrible - as can be seen in this masterpiece he uploaded. He is also under the impression that independent filmmakers raise capital via PayPal rather than venture capital.

Cody's 4 Part Series Begging for Money

- Can i has your money plox?

- Pleeezzz!

- You knows you wants to ... i has a child!

- I am starting to shake and i need my meth. Give me the fucking money Now!

Srsly, I am Like Fucked Up Y'all!

Despite his best efforts, Cody's girlfriend refuses to be associated with him in public

Cody recently made an emo video where he helpfully listed some of his problems which he described as "like heroin".

This video included such insights as:

"I have really bad Paranoia Disorder.. I dont know how to seek medication for it"
- clearly ignorant of how the heathcare system works?

Has OCD - and thinks
- "I will have a slow and painful death from eating food - I have difficulty eating"

States : "I have an addiction to Food"
- Literally 30 seconds after saying "eating is difficult for me"

Has an Eating Disorder - "I binge on food" - no shit fatty!
Has High Blood Pressure : (big surprise!)
Has Ulcer Problem : ORLY? SRSLY?

Subscription Whoring Tactics

Cody dresses up in his best frat boy shirt for a video, but is distracted because he thinks he may have dropped his meth down the sink

Cody took the easy route to exposure on YouTube. Trolling JezuzFreek777 repeatedly. As many will know JezuzFreek777 is a pretty easy target. Cody wanted desperately to debate JezuzFreek777 on Stickam so made a number of videos trying to get access to JezuzFreek777's Stickam room.

Ironically, considering the number of psychotics that inhabit JezuzFreek777's Stickam room. Cody, upon gaining access - lasted about 5 minutes before methamphetamine withdrawal kicked in, causing a psychotic outburst manic enough for him to be kicked out of the room.

After many YouTube atheists felt the mighty wrath of the banhammer due to the fact that none of them have an original bone is their body, and steal most of their content, Cody pronounced himself the Savior of the Atheist Community and that all their problems are solved - so long as they were all happy using his terrible emo music that was downloadable from his MySpace.

Because of the popularity of TheAmazingAtheist, Cody has decided to shamelessly rip him off. This includes:

Announcing he was bringing out a crappy book a few days after TAA's book started getting attention.
Made an "Ask Me A Question" video titled "Not Another Questions Video!", again, a few days after TAA did the same thing.
Said fakesagan had a vagina for calling him on his e-begging. TAA had coincidentally done the same thing that very day
Ended a video with "I'M TALKING TO YOU WATCHING THIS VIDEO! YOU!"... yeah, you guessed it, not long after TAA did the exact same thing.

Typical Gems of Wisdom

The only types of people who actually think deeply over his theories and philosophies.

“	Scientists are not Actors	„
—Cody Weber tries to pwn a PhD student

“	I consider myself bisexual, I've just never been attracted to a man	„
—Cody Weber trying to be an original thinker

Doc Dropping

Sometime Last Thursday, Cody gave his personal information to a complete stranger in the hope that he might send him a free camera. Rather than send Cody a camera, however, he proceeded to spam Cody's docs all over YouTube. Lulz ensued as Cody threatened to leave YouTube, accused eternalundyinglove of being the perpetrator and made one of the most unintentionally funny videos evar BAWWWing over the whole debacle. If you have an urge to send Cody some free boxes or Rickroll his phone, his docs can still be found in the comments section of this video. Just find the comments marked as spam.

Cody Weber 1561 Broadway St Hamilton, IL 62341-1737 (217) 847-2992

Read A Book Nigga

Cody perfectly demonstrates his failure at life by writing a book on it, then making it into a two-and-a-half-minute ad narrated by someone who needs to blow the snot out of his nose.

Much like his ~~lover~~ idol The Amazing Atheist, Saturnine Films has taken to writing "intense," "brooding" poetry. The result is quite obviously shit to anyone with taste or a soul but it won near-unanimous praise from the philistine fucktards that frequent his comments sections. Clearly, these people wouldn't know good poetry if it poignantly bit them on their asses. Comparisons were made to Bukowski, Ginsberg and Kerouac because the illiterate shitheads are only familiar with writers who were popular with hippies thirty years ago.

It should be noted that Saturnine Films has a reedy and unpleasant voice which makes this reading doubly excruciating.