SchmuckyTheCat
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SchmuckyTheCat is the God of the gaps, and the Creator of the Universe. Specifically, Schmucky created the entire Universe and everything in it Last Thursday. Schmucky gives the Universe the appearance of age so the skies are not black but filled with the beautiful light of stars that didn't actually exist Last Thursday but do now. Schmucky created you as you were Last Thursday, intact with all of the memories of what happened before Last Thursday. Whether you actually existed before Last Thursday and Schmucky has just re-created you in this iteration of the Universe is an argument for theologians. Schmucky created all of the physical laws (gravity, planks constant, etc) of the Universe so that things would function without his intervention but any where that we as humans fail to grasp those physical laws, Schmucky is there as the explanation. We can always retreat to faith when we don't understand!
Sometimes on the web you will see references to other cats creating the world on other days. These people are apostates. It was Schmucky, and it was Last Thursday. Some freaks even posit that this current existence is formative delusion and that their deity is going to create the world Next Monday. Even more bizarre are claims about some generic "God" that isn't even worth a name creating the world 6000 years ago. Who cares about 6000 years ago, obviously faith requires something recent thus the blatant truth of Last Thursdayism.
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[edit] How to make him mad
It is common knowledge that even suggesting SchmuckyTheCat is a furry makes him furious. This seems to result in him being called it a lot.
[edit] Username
The user, user:SchmuckyTheCat is simply a devout and fanatic believer.
[edit] Fight with Ryulong on Wikipedia
SchmuckyTheFurry picks a fight Ryulong on TOW. [1] As you may know, Ryulong is the cancer that is killing TOW and deserved to be taunted.
Is there a reason you didn't leave a time stamp here (that I had to add afterwards)?—Ryūlóng (竜龙) 09:20, 17 February 2008 (UTC) Let me reprhase that, is there a reason that you never leave a time stamp when you post something on a page meant for discussion?—Ryūlóng (竜龙) 09:21, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
- Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time. SchmuckyTheCat (talk)
- Type a fourth tilde after your posts.—Ryūlóng (竜龙) 05:55, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
- Yes, no, maybe, I don't know. Can you repeat the question? You're not the boss of me now and you're not so big. SchmuckyTheCat (talk)
[edit] External Links
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