School Shooting

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Brenda Spencer, lulz-warrior extraordinaire

It's just a game

Do not use a .22 gun!

Remember, Video Games are a bad influence.

School shootings are one of the greatest weapons in an IRL troll's arsenal; causing a victim to shoot up the school is a prime example of winning the internet.

While the participant is unleashing all of his teen angst on the faculty of his place of education, the benefits are not just solely for himself.

The event not only creates HUEG amounts of IRL butthurt and shame, but much drama generating OL potential from relevant livejournals, blogs, myspaces, etc.

Nearly every good school shooting ends with the assailant receiving massive troll's remorse and promptly becoming An hero.

1 History
2 Leader Board
3 Style Tips
4 Fanart made by wannabe school shooters
5 See Also

[edit] History

School shootings began in 1979, when 16 year old Brenda Spencer of San Diego, USA, opened fire with a rifle on an elementary school across the street from her home, killing 2 adults (including the principal) and wounding 9 students. Police surrounded her home and waited for 7 hours until she gave herself up. When asked why she did it, Brenda replied, "I just started shooting, that's it. I just did it for the fun of it. I don't like Mondays." Adding to the humorous impact of the event, she explained further. "The children were standing around like cows It was easy pickings."

Later that year, a pop band from Ireland called The Boomtown Rats released a song called "I don't like Mondays." It was a #1 hit in more than 30 countries, but didn't do so well in the USA.

[edit] Leader Board

Map	Player	Frags	Almost Raped	An Hero/es	Notes	Bonus Points
cs_VTech	(BLAZN_AZN)ch0	32	29	1	One man Zerg Rush	2 Ghost kills(), survivor died in car crash, another committed suicide
de_UTAustin	Charlie_Hitman	17	31	0	AWP camping	Double Kill(),Pregnant mother,Ghost kill(),Survivor Died more than 3 decades later from wounds received in this incident.
cs_PreSchool	Groundskeeper Willy	17	14	1	Loli Hunting	Keen interest in Pedophilia
cs_Erfurt	Rob Steinhäuser	16	7	1	Legally purchased his weapons (lol gun control)	Killed a police officer
cs_EcolePTech	(CaNaDiAn_BaCoN)M4rC_L3p1N3	14	14	1	Bonus points awarded for buying weps and not H4x0Ring the game.	Played the game on Team Deathmatch but was kicked due to having killed own team members.
cs_Columbine	REB & VoDKa	13	24	2	Doom Cosplay	Beat the game on Co-Op mode
cs_RedLake	Cher0k33	9	15	1	Self loathing	Kill family members or you fail
fy_Jokelaschool	Auvi8==D	8	1	1	Put a video on YouTube predicting the killing spree	Killed the headmistress/Final Boss, bonus points for using a shit gun.
cs_NIU	ST3V3-O	7	11	1	No date for Valentine's Day	Part of a week-long, four-part, nation-wide school shooting spree, Doin it 4 Allah
cs_Elementary	.:Bren_Spen:.	2	9	0	Get a good vantage point	Doing it for the lulz
cs_STech	454 Racc00n	0	4	1	Poor strategy choice	Flanked defenses

Pussies.

Actual quote from wikipedia's article on Brenda Spencer

[edit] Style Tips

Plan your event to take place on April 20th.
Make sure to bring a change of underwear, warm clothing and a towel.
Make a effort to suggest Russian involvment or a secondary shooter from the grassy knoll.
Leave the corpses in humourous sexually suggestive postions.
Peform Necrophilia with said corpses.
Bring a friend to share the fun.
Smear faeces over everything.
Become an hero.
If you can't get motivated to start a school shooting, listen to Marilyn Manson and play Counter Strike (1.6 or source, your preference) at the same time.
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Profit!!!