Schrödinger's cat

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Schrödinger's cat can be summed up in this tasteful piece of artwork:

Enough said.

Actually, moar can be said:

Scrhodinger was a man who enjoyed the death of cats (see Azns). He was also a scientologist. Or was it scientist? Either way, the man was a fucking genius. He trapped a kitten inside a box with cyanide and a radioactive substance. At the end of the halflife of the substance, there was a 50/50 chance the cyanide would be released, and the cat would be dead. However, because Schrodinger had the Hepatitis D Syndrome, he could not observe teh cat trapped in the box. In his theory, the cat was both alive and dead at the same time (see quantum physics). With this, Schrodinger proceeded to proclaim, "I have just divided by zero!!!" Almost instantly, Kool-aid Man broke through the wall of his laboratory and said in his deep voice, "OH SHI--"