Science Apologist

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Science Apologist (aka., Joshuaschroeder (g.search)) is the creator of a bot called Davkal. He created this thing to get rid of users who disagree with him and his "Skeptical" views, which hold that people who see UFOs, other strange and bizarre phenomena as being shitheads, assholes and fucking loonytoons, all in compliance to the Robertson Panel, Operation Mockingbird, two of many US govt. directives.

He said that, "We don't need people putting in anything that proves that aliens exist, that strange things exist. We know that the government knows that UFOs are real, that other things are real, but we don't want the slaves (YOU the taxpayer) to know that or we're really fucked. We're a front for the CIA to make sure that govt. guidelines are enforced. When Wikipedia came out, we had to do something, and my robot is the perfect tool, just like my new dick I took from that asshole Grawp"

When asked about how the Davkal bot can remove people from Wikipedia, the smug motherfucker said that," It is programmed to go to different Userpages, Article Talk pages, state things such as this shit, "I'm ____________ sockpuppet.","___________ is me.,"Please don't block ________________. That is me also."," He/She is me.", then I (Science Apologist) go to the User pages of those that do not follow US guidelines, place templates that accuse them of being sockpuppets, block their sorry, idiotic asses, have my Admin buddies to block them as well, and blocks the attacked Wikipedia user's talk page, so that the attacked user can't defend himself/ herself from this thing and its creator, effectively telling the attacked Wikipedia user to Get Your Fucking Ass Out of Wikipedia and keep your motherfucking ass OUT!"

Some people went to WP:AN on Wikipedia to complain about the damn attacks, only to end up being blocked, permabanned.

All of the Users who disagreed with this Dr. Frankenstein has ended up with their Userpages vandalized with the "This user is a Sockpuppet" template, permabanned, their talk pages being locked down to "help get these assholes OFF of Wikipedia, to make a example of those who defy US guidelines on UFOs, other bizarre phenomena."

"Oh, by the way, CSICOP, other 'Skeptical' organizations are a front set up by the CIA, the DIA, other really 'black' agencies, to keep our slaves ignorant, except for what is needed to keep those assholes (Again, YOU, the Taxpayer) under control and compliant. If they bitch and complain, then we'll 'deal (Arrange a "accident" if committal to a mental hospital, prison, Gitmo fails!)' with them.", the smug Wikipedia ADMIN said.

When he found out that there is a article on here about him on Encyclopedia Dramatica, he flat out said, "Holy Shit! Now WE have to vandalize this shit site until it shuts down and blows away, because it has exposed what we on Wikipedia do to people who don't follow US,other Govt. policies, which includes that you strip off all of your clothes, bend over and take it up the ass.". He also said, "You come to Wikipedia, put in that UFO shit, other shit, we will revert that shit and throw your shitty asses out, and your asses will stay out! We don't want you and and your shit on Wikipedia at all."

When Grawp and Willy on Wheels found out about this, they tried to vandalize Wikipedia. Grawp lost his HUGE cock and Willy on Wheels had lost his wheels.

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